Colin Farrell

Jennie Garth out and about in Vancouver, British Columbia (6/24)

Note to Colin Farrell: I hope you were a Beverly Hills, 90210 fan, because you could totally bang Jennie Garth if you wanted to. From The Globe:

Jennie Garth has been spotted on a couple of dates with tattooed HGTV Design Star winner Antonio Ballatore since splitting with hubby Peter Facinelli in March. But word is she's got her eye on another man - Colin Farrell! I hear the blonde beauty is dying to be set up with the Irish actor and father of two. "I can't help it, I like bad boys," she told a friend. (Print Edition - 6/15)

So what's the big deal if Colin has access to Jennie Garth's holes? He's Colin "I'm too good for you" Farrell, perennial A-list invite, and she's only Jennie Garth, soccer mom. Her career is so dead, George A. Romero is considering suing her for copyright infringement. Jennie's more "fan" these days than "actress," except she still has an agent taking 10% (of nothing). Luke Perry has a better chance or swallowing the Farrell custard than she does. Nah, I'm totally kidding, Jennie. Let's do coffee.

*17 Jennie Garth pictures total in the gallery:

Colin Farrell arriving to the 27th Annual Independent Spirit Awards in L.A. (2/25)

Colin Farrell should maybe give up on buying real estate and just start risking all of his money in Vegas. From Contact Music:

Colin Farrell has lost more than $5.6 million in investments following the property market crash in his native Ireland, according to a U.K. report.

The Phone Booth star, who divides his time between homes in Los Angeles and Dublin, Ireland, reportedly invested more than $10.4 million in 14 properties in the Irish capital between 2004 and 2007. However, house prices have fallen by more than 50 per cent in some parts of Dublin in recent months, and the star's property portfolio has dropped in value to around $4.8 million, according to Britain's The Sunday Times.

This really isn't surprising when you consider that Colin is the same guy who thought that playing second fiddle to Ben Affleck in Daredevil -- Marvel's shittiest movie to date -- was a good career move. It's rumored that some actors actually turned that role down to go into gay porn -- and I don't mean as the top. Of course that genius lost his cash. Unless lightning strikes twice for Colin, don't expect to see him until the next Howard the Duck reboot.

*25 Colin Farrell pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 12 and Sunday, November 13

Colin Farrell at a Veteran's Day Party in Hollywood (pics start here)

Tom Selleck filming Blue Bloods in New York (pics start here)

Geri Halliwell leaving The Box nightclub in London (pics start here)

Uma Thurman out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rose McGowan at the 2011 MOCA Gala in L.A. (pics start here)

Mandy Moore leaving a pharmacy in L.A. (pics start here)

Robert Downey Jr. paddleboarding in Kauai (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl shopping in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Helen Hunt leaving a yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham watching their sons Romeo and Cruz play soccer in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Devon Aoki at the 2011 MOCA Gala in L.A. (pics start here)

America Ferrera leaving the Garrick Theatre in London after performing in Chicago (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in Manhattan (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Colin Farrell has a nice house

Colin Farrell's home in Los Feliz

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are rumored to be dating. I hate you Colin Farrell. I hate you so freaking much. From OK! magazine:

Colin Farrell is rumoured to be romancing Salma Hayek. The pair sent the rumour mill into overdrive when the Irish actor was spotted getting up close and personal with the Latino actress at the Golden Globes, cradling her face and kissing her tenderly.

A source said: “He held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were just pals.”

However this is not the first time the mother-of-one has been intimate with Colin - the pair dated briefly back in 2004 after meeting on the set of 'Ask the Dust,' a Depression-era romance in which they co-starred. Salma has admitted she “adores” the Irish bad boy and was reportedly broken hearted when the relationship hit the rocks.

“Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on alcohol and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her," the source added. "Now that he’s sober, their chances are much better." (Source)

This is just one more reason for me to hate this douchebag wentz. Not only does he make millions of dollars pretending to be someone else*, but he gets to motorboat the nicest rack in Hollywood. This guy couldn't get any luckier in he were a god damn leprechaun . . . *looks at picture* . . . wait a second! That's exactly what he is! Keep that short little Irish drug addict away from me lucky charms . . .and my pot of gold.

*yet when I try to act like a "teacher" or "crossing guard" I get arrested