Colin Farrell

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 12 and Sunday, November 13

Colin Farrell at a Veteran's Day Party in Hollywood (pics start here)

Tom Selleck filming Blue Bloods in New York (pics start here)

Geri Halliwell leaving The Box nightclub in London (pics start here)

Uma Thurman out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rose McGowan at the 2011 MOCA Gala in L.A. (pics start here)

Mandy Moore leaving a pharmacy in L.A. (pics start here)

Robert Downey Jr. paddleboarding in Kauai (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl shopping in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Helen Hunt leaving a yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham watching their sons Romeo and Cruz play soccer in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Devon Aoki at the 2011 MOCA Gala in L.A. (pics start here)

America Ferrera leaving the Garrick Theatre in London after performing in Chicago (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in Manhattan (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Colin Farrell has a nice house

Colin Farrell's home in Los Feliz

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

Booooooooooooooooooooooobs

Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are rumored to be dating. I hate you Colin Farrell. I hate you so freaking much. From OK! magazine:

Colin Farrell is rumoured to be romancing Salma Hayek. The pair sent the rumour mill into overdrive when the Irish actor was spotted getting up close and personal with the Latino actress at the Golden Globes, cradling her face and kissing her tenderly.

A source said: “He held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were just pals.”

However this is not the first time the mother-of-one has been intimate with Colin - the pair dated briefly back in 2004 after meeting on the set of 'Ask the Dust,' a Depression-era romance in which they co-starred. Salma has admitted she “adores” the Irish bad boy and was reportedly broken hearted when the relationship hit the rocks.

“Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on alcohol and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her," the source added. "Now that he’s sober, their chances are much better." (Source)

This is just one more reason for me to hate this douchebag wentz. Not only does he make millions of dollars pretending to be someone else*, but he gets to motorboat the nicest rack in Hollywood. This guy couldn't get any luckier in he were a god damn leprechaun . . . *looks at picture* . . . wait a second! That's exactly what he is! Keep that short little Irish drug addict away from me lucky charms . . .and my pot of gold.

*yet when I try to act like a "teacher" or "crossing guard" I get arrested