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Colin Farrell's home in Los Feliz

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are rumored to be dating. I hate you Colin Farrell. I hate you so freaking much. From OK! magazine:

Colin Farrell is rumoured to be romancing Salma Hayek. The pair sent the rumour mill into overdrive when the Irish actor was spotted getting up close and personal with the Latino actress at the Golden Globes, cradling her face and kissing her tenderly.

A source said: “He held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were just pals.”

However this is not the first time the mother-of-one has been intimate with Colin - the pair dated briefly back in 2004 after meeting on the set of 'Ask the Dust,' a Depression-era romance in which they co-starred. Salma has admitted she “adores” the Irish bad boy and was reportedly broken hearted when the relationship hit the rocks.

“Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on alcohol and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her," the source added. "Now that he’s sober, their chances are much better." (Source)

This is just one more reason for me to hate this douchebag wentz. Not only does he make millions of dollars pretending to be someone else*, but he gets to motorboat the nicest rack in Hollywood. This guy couldn't get any luckier in he were a god damn leprechaun . . . *looks at picture* . . . wait a second! That's exactly what he is! Keep that short little Irish drug addict away from me lucky charms . . .and my pot of gold.

*yet when I try to act like a "teacher" or "crossing guard" I get arrested

uch like fellow actor Jeremy Piven, Colin Farrell was looking to get laid the other night. And much like Piven, Farrell struck out. If only his target of choice -- model Meghan Lowther -- didn't have a boyfriend. The New York Post says:

Farrell, who was with a couple of wingmen, ogled Lowther and then walked over as she was ordering a drink. He bumped into the fellow next to her and asked, "Who is this guy?" Lowther replied, "He's my boyfriend." Farrell then told the guy, "You've got the most beautiful girl in the place, and you can't blame a guy for trying." The boyfriend replied, "You tried. Now get out of here." (Source)

Wow, I'm surprised Collin backed off. Guy's dirtier than the stirrups in a Third World OB-GYN clinic. I do give him credit for trying. Now if he really wants to try something, may I suggest deodorant?

NOTE: I think I'm just jealous of Colin since he's scored more times than Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (minus the dorky goggles)

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Apparently Colin Farrell donated $100,000 to this Uruguayan school to help buy computers, new toilets, and other stuff, way back in December of 2005 but the news only recently surfaced. In other words, he didn't issue an immediate press release *cough*angelinajolie*cough*. If you're scoring at home, that makes Colin Farrell better than all of us. Especially you. What, you don't think I know about that one thing you did that one night back in college? Gross man, just gross.

More pics of Colin at the Uruguayan school after the jump...