
Coleen McLoughlin bikini pics! (Las Vegas - 6/24)
That's English WAG Coleen McLoughlin in Vegas on Tuesday. Coleen and her husband Wayne Rooney just got married a few weeks ago. OK! magazine reportedly paid them $5 million for the exclusive pics. That $5 million covered half the cost of the wedding. Last night -- for the tenth night in a row -- I had Top Ramen for dinner but I spiced it up a little by mixing together a beef and chicken flavor packet. Advantage: Coleen and Wayne.

Coleen McLoughlin bikini pics! (Barbados; 2/5)
If you don't live in England, you've probably never heard of Coleen. She's engaged to soccer star Wayne Rooney. Yes I said it, soccer. I refuse to call it football. And you know what else, it's a damn 'trunk' not a 'boot' and elevators are called 'elevators' not 'lifts'. And don't even get me started on your so-called soccer riots. I've seen more cracked skulls at an AYSO game. Don't laugh Denmark. Tomorrow's your turn.