Coleen McLoughlin bikini pictures! (Las Vegas - 6/25)
Looks like Coleen McLoughlin and new husband Wayne Rooney are still on their honeymoon in Las Vegas. A little tip to the newlyweds: avoid the siren's call of the penny slots at the Tropicana. Those things will suck you dry. I had an extraordinary two-day run of bad luck last year and lost nearly eleven dollars. I had to sell my body just to afford a plane ticket home.
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Coleen McLoughlin bikini pics! (Las Vegas - 6/24)
That's English WAG Coleen McLoughlin in Vegas on Tuesday. Coleen and her husband Wayne Rooney just got married a few weeks ago. OK! magazine reportedly paid them $5 million for the exclusive pics. That $5 million covered half the cost of the wedding. Last night -- for the tenth night in a row -- I had Top Ramen for dinner but I spiced it up a little by mixing together a beef and chicken flavor packet. Advantage: Coleen and Wayne.
Coleen McLoughlin bikini pics! (Miami - 4/24)
If you've never heard of this chick, she's engaged to English footballer Wayne Rooney. She's basically retired at the age of 22. Climbing in and out of the pool is the bulk of her day's work. If I sound bitter, that's because I am. I bust my ass day in day ou . . . oops, it's almost noon. I'm off!
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Coleen McLoughlin bikini pics! (Barbados; 2/5)
If you don't live in England, you've probably never heard of Coleen. She's engaged to soccer star Wayne Rooney. Yes I said it, soccer. I refuse to call it football. And you know what else, it's a damn 'trunk' not a 'boot' and elevators are called 'elevators' not 'lifts'. And don't even get me started on your so-called soccer riots. I've seen more cracked skulls at an AYSO game. Don't laugh Denmark. Tomorrow's your turn.
