Paris Hilton is back in the United States Here's some pics of Paris Hilton arriving back in the US late yesterday after being
kicked out of Japan. Seriously, is it really asking too much that her plane suffer a mechanical breakdown and crash-land on a deserted island in the Pacific that's home to a vengeful smoke monster? I'm beginning to think the Pope is full of shit about this whole praying thing. It never works.
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Paris Hilton leaving Narita International Airport in Tokyo today Paris Hilton is officially
persona non grata in Japan because of
her cocaine arrest in Las Vegas last month. After questioning her for six hours yesterday, Japanese officials denied her entry to the country. Pesky consequences! Paris
tweeted:
About to take off. Going home now. So dissappointed to miss my fans in Asia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all! Love Paris xoxo
This is awesome on so many levels. We're officially even for that whole Pearl Harbor thing, Japan. Why don't you guys come to my barbecue this weekend?
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Paris Hilton boarding a private jet in L.A. yesterday Paris Hilton is currently being detained at a hotel in Japan because immigration authorities don't want to let her into the country. I don't know, something about them not liking visitors
currently on probation for cocaine possession. From
TMZ:
A source close to Paris tells us she flew to Japan on business and was questioned by immigration authorities as she got off the plane. Immigration authorities are allowing Paris to stay at an airport hotel until the matter is resolved. For her part, Paris hasn't decided whether to stay or leave.
Paris' rep tells TMZ, "Paris Hilton was delayed by immigration authorities at a Japanese airport this evening after arriving for business obligations planned many months earlier. Paris was contractually bound to her business trip and didn't want to let down her brands and many Asian fans."
An employee at the Consulate-General of Japan in NYC tells TMZ ... Japan is strict about letting people into the country with recent drug convictions but these matters are handled "on a case by case basis."
Paris' rep added ... she will fulfill her contract but right now things are beyond her control.
A business trip? Is the
pink bag with her face on it where she keeps all of her important documents? "Jeeves, can you do me a favor and get the Q1 inflation-adjusted revenue numbers from the Toyota licensing deal? I think they're in the pink bag with my face on it."
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Paris Hilton > Justice Here's some pictures of Paris Hilton leaving the Clark County Courthouse this morning after striking
her plea deal (1 year probation, 200 hours community service). Judging by that sly grin on her face, she really learned her lesson about the dangers of cocaine use and the destructive effects the trafficking of the drug has on Mexican border cities such as Ciudad Juarez and Nuevo Laredo. Or not. I swear to god, I've never wanted someone to be randomly attacked by an escaped tiger more than I do right now.
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Paris Hilton's mug shot from her Las Vegas arrest Paris Hilton won't be serving jail time for
her arrest in Las Vegas last month for cocaine possession. She's agreed to a plea deal that can best be described as a slap on the wrist. Good for her. It's about time she caught a break in life. From the
AP:
Clark County District Attorney David Roger says the celebrity socialite has agreed to plead guilty Monday to drug possession and obstructing an officer in Las Vegas Justice Court under the terms of a plea deal worked out with prosecutors after her Aug. 27 arrest.
Hilton will serve a year of unsupervised probation and complete a drug abuse program under the plea agreement. She originally faced a felony cocaine possession charge.
Of course Paris is getting away with it -- she's rich. If any if us had been caught with cocaine in our possession, we'd be choking on our cellmate Bubba's man meat by now. It just goes to show you that if you're rich and famous, society's rules don't apply to you. It also goes to show you that if you're Clay Aiken, you're going to have to work a little harder to fulfill that jailhouse fantasy of yours. I'd recommend murder. Caught on tape. Of the judge's spouse.
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Paris Hilton is a liar When she
was arrested last Friday, Paris Hilton claimed the purse she was carrying with a baggy of cocaine in it wasn't actually hers, but belonged to a friend. Um, oops. From
Radar:
In mid-July, Paris Tweeted a photograph of a purse and wrote: "Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today :)" That purse appears to be identical to the purse she was carrying when arrested on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas last weekend.
It's definitely the same purse she was carrying when she was arrested (
pic here). I'm sure Judge Joe M. Bonaventure Jr. is going to love these pictures. He's the judge who handled the arraignment and preliminary hearing for O.J. Simpson when he was charged with -- and ultimately convicted of -- armed robbery and kidnapping in 2007. In other words, he helped send O.J. to prison for the rest of his life. He might as well have pulled the Sword out of the Stone. Paris Hilton is going to be nothing to this guy.
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Paris Hilton unveiling her Spring 2011 shoe collection in Las Vegas (8/18)
Paris Hilton's income just got cut by about 90%. In the wake of
her cocaine arrest last week, she's become
persona non grata in Las Vegas. Goodbye appearance fees, hello regular job at Best Buy. But at least she'll get a 5% discount, so that's pretty cool. From
People:
"Because Vegas nightclubs are under so much scrutiny right now, I don't know how welcome she would be," says a club executive who has booked Hilton, 29, to host parties. "Considering she's busted for cocaine, people might assume that she's going to the club either to use coke or she's already on coke, and no club wants to be associated with that."
In Nevada, liquor licenses are closely watched by gambling regulators, and violations can be severe. Recently the Gaming Control Board shut down a Las Vegas nightclub because of several infractions, including drugs allegedly being used on the premises.
Right. Because no one else at any Vegas nightclub is doing coke. The only things getting blown more than cocaine in those clubs are professional athletes. Of course, if these hotels are going to stop allowing drugs into their clubs, they're going to have to do what they usually do to keep their patrons up all night with no concept of time or money -- install blackjack tables.
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Paris Hilton might actually go to jail If Paris Hilton isn't already shitting herself over the felony
she was charged with yesterday, she should be. The D.A. handling her case is the same dude who locked up O.J. And he's running for reelection. Uh oh. From
Radar:
"[Las Vegas District Attorney David] Roger won't tolerate celebrities coming to Las Vegas and thinking they can get away with illegal behavior," the source close to the case told RadarOnline.com. "It's going to be extremely difficult for Paris to get out of these charges, even with the brilliant legal skills of her lawyer, David Chesnoff."
Roger is running for reelection and has a record of high-profile victories in the legal arena.
“This is a high profile case, right before a very important election, and it's very likely that there will be no plea bargaining down of these charges," said the source.
It just goes to show you how fucked up Los Angeles is when a D.A. outside the city who actually does his job (i.e. he doesn't selectively enforce laws based on how many entries you have on your IMDB page) is viewed as some kind of crime-fighting superhero. And it's not like L.A.'s getting any better. How do you fix a broken criminal justice system? You don't. Hell, I live in San Diego and even I'm hoping Southern California breaks off into the sea during the next big earthquake.
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Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits Damn, it's been a rough couple of days for Cy Waits. First, the entire world
finds out he's dating Paris Hilton and now this . . . From
E!:
E! News has exclusively learned from multiple sources that Waits was fired from his position as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties shortly after the couple's Las Vegas arrest. Waits was charged with driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Hilton was rung up on a cocaine-possession count.
Steve Wynn had just promoted Waits and twin brother Jesse to the high-profile gig Wednesday, but he was promptly dismissed just hours after being jailed.
"Wynn has a zero-tolerance policy with their club execs when it comes to brushes with the law," said one Las Vegas insider.
What an idiot -- this guy had to know something bad was going to happen if he dated Paris Hilton. Of course he probably thought it would involve a lot of itching and not a trip to the unemployment line. The bottom line is that going out with Paris Hilton is kind of like breaking a mirror. Except, you don't get bad luck for seven years -- you get a rash.
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Paris Hilton facing up to 4 years in prison Paris Hilton is facing up to 4 years in prison after the Las Vegas D.A. officially charged her with felony cocaine possession today (she had .8 grams on her when
she was arrested on Friday -- roughly one quarter of an 8-ball). She's just lucky "stupidity" isn't a felony in Nevada or she'd be facing another 20-30 years. From
TMZ:
After the traffic stop and a crowd of 100 people gathered around, Hilton said she was "extremely embarrassed" and asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel.
At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so the cop handed Paris her purse: "As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand."
The cop also says ... inside the purse was a "broken tablet of Albuterol" -- a prescription medication used to control wheezing. And cops say they found Zig Zag wrappers ... commonly used to roll joints.
Paris then admitted the Albuterol was hers but she said the cocaine was not and claimed the purse was not hers -- that she had borrowed it from a friend. The cop questioned Paris about the cocaine and according to cops Paris gave an odd answer: "She said she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum."
There is literally no way Paris could have handled this worse. A normal (read: non-retarded) person -- realizing that she had cocaine on her possession -- would have immediately hailed a cab home to take them far far away from where the twelve uniformed men with handcuffs in their back pockets and an extensive knowledge of the criminal justice code were arresting
her boyfriend. But Paris isn't a normal person so of course she didn't do that. And now she's facing almost half-a-decade in jail. It'd be like if you were standing in front of two doors -- one with the words "Yellow Cab" printed on it and the other with "Prison Rape" -- and you walked through the "Prison Rape" door.
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