Kim Kardashian and partner Mark Ballas shortly before being eliminated
Kim Kardashian is no longer Dancing with the Stars -- she was eliminated from the competition during last night's show. For those of you keeping score at home, Kim is the 11th most popular b-lister out of the 13 total that began the show (she outlasted comedian Jeffrey Ross and TV star Ted McGinley). Us Weekly says:
Kardashian's elimination surprised many who assumed Cloris Leachman or Rocco DiSpirito were headed home. "I was thinking, 'Oh help me, Jesus!'" Leachman admitted to Us after she learned she was in the bottom two. "If we had been taken off, I was thinking that I was going to have to run to the Jimmy Kimmel show, then do Good Morning America at 4 a.m., then take a plane to New York tomorrow." The 82-year-old actress added, "I was not ready to go home, and I'm not going home!" (Source)
That's not a typo. Bitch is 82. Kim Kardashian got beat by an 82-year-old in a dancing competition. That's gotta hurt. The only thing an 82-year-old should be beating someone in their 20s at is shuffleboard, 1930s pop culture trivia, and number of diapers soiled within the past 24 hours. Clearly the only option Kim has to save face is to just kill herself.
[WENN]
