Claudia Schiffer out and about in London (10/12)
*32 Claudia Schiffer pictures total in the gallery:
Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova in the winter issue of i-D Magazine
And then they get naked! *high five* . . . Oh, you thought there was gonna be a joke in this post? My bad. Here's one from co-writer Woody (true story: he told this joke at open mic night and was rewarded with stone cold silence from the audience):
After his wife's water breaks, Jack rushes his wife to the hospital, eagerly anticipating the birth of their first child. After spending what seems like an eternity in the waiting room, a doctor covered in blood sits down next to Jack.NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova nude, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Jack: "What's wrong?!? Is everything OK?!?"
Doctor.: "I'm afraid I have some good news and I have some bad news."
Jack: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor.: "The bad news is I'm afraid we lost the baby."
Doctor. "But the good news is you're single!"
Model Claudia Schiffer arriving to a photoshoot in London (7/20)
+ Rachel Bilson is still green [moejackson]
+ Bam Margera probably OD'd [The Superficial]
+ NBA player vs. Big Boobs: The staring contest [College Humor]
+ Pam Anderson's boyfriend is ashamed of her [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jon Gosselin's new girl is a total stoner [Allie Is Wired!]
+ Robert Pattinson got the shit kicked out of him [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Busty Blake Lively's Rolling Stone outtakes [Popoholic]
+ Miranda Kerr's boob just about to fall out [Just Jared]
+ Eva Mendes wears granny panties [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Scarlett Johansson > Gwyneth Paltrow [The Blemish]
+ Tommy and Posh engage in a little girl talk [Dlisted]
+ Kate Hudson and A-Rod are officially dating [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jessica Simpson is the Incredible Hulk [A Socialite's Life]
+ Guess that ass! [CityRag]
Claudia Schiffer out and about in the Notting Hill area of London (3/5)
+ Michelle Rodriguez is vulgar [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Amanda Bynes near miss upskirt [Hollywood Tuna]
+ UK celeb Melinda Messenger busting out of her dress [Bastardly]
+ Malin Akerman Nude in Watchmen and Topless in Maxim [Egotastic!]
+ Mischa Barton is almost naked [Popoholic]
+ The Seinfeld cast is reuniting [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Remember when Britney Spears actually looked hot in hot pants? [College Humor]
+ Vince Vaughn is engaged [Dlisted]
+ The new Wolverine movie looks pretty badass [A Socialite's Life]
+ I still can't believe Salma Hayek married this guy [Lossip]
+ Shut it, Kanye [Yeeeah!]
+ Alyssa Milano loves getting naked [CityRag]
+ Heidi Klum driving around the bra mobile [popbytes]
+ Kate Moss has breasts now, is officially a woman [Gabby Babble]