Claire Sinclair

Claire Sinclair in Pasadena a few days after the beatdown (2/13)

The legal system just took a huge dump on 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair. But hey, maybe that's her thing? Who are we to judge? From TMZ:

Hugh Hefner's son Marston has been sentenced to a 52-week domestic violence program after allegedly beating his Playmate girlfriend Claire Sinclair last month.

Hah! I hope having to sit at a desk for 45 minutes a week for a year really teaches this punk a lesson about beating up women!

Marston was charged with corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant after the February 12th incident -- when he allegedly attacked Claire at the couple's Pasadena apartment, bruising her up and damaging her laptop. He pled "no contest" today. Marston was charged with vandalism over the laptop -- but that count was dismissed. The judge also ordered Marston to stay away from Claire.

I know, I know. Some of you want to hang Hugh's mistake up by his overindulged thumbs, but assaulting Claire isn't even a skirmish in the Hefner war on women. I do agree that Marston should be ass-raped until he finds religion, but who's done more damage to women in general? All queer-name did was smack his father's slutty employee around, whereas Hugh Hefner has been eating souls for 60 years. Remember ladies, bruises heal and go away; pictures of spread-eagle twats are forever.

*25 Claire Sinclair pictures total in the gallery:

Claire Sinclair moving out of her apartment in Pasadena (2/13)

Hugh Hefner's son Marston dated 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair for the past year. Notice I used the word "dated." The two broke up over the weekend. Because that's usually what happens when your boyfriend beats the shit out of you. After Marson was arrested for kicking and punching Sinclair during an argument on Sunday night (pic of her fat lip and bruised arm here), she told TMZ:

"I don't condone domestic violence, but if one ounce of good can come from this bad experience, then I can live with it and move on. That is why I will not press charges against Marston Hefner if he keeps his word to give a public apology for physically abusing me on several occasions, and seeks psychiatric help for his anger issues."

On Monday, after moving out of her apartment [on laundry day], Sinclair stopped by the Pasadena Police Department to get a restraining order against Marston (she claims that this is not the first time that he's done this). Martson's dad Hugh is acting like the whole, violent incident is no big deal. He told People:

"If they care about each other, they'll patch it up."

In Hugh's defense, in his day, kicking and punching your girlfriend during an argument was generally considered an acceptable way to get her to shut the hell up and stop whining. Also, in Hugh's day, all of the land west of the Rockies was considered Indian Territory. "Meriweather Lewis and William Clark were schoolmates of mine."

*25 Claire Sinclair pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 21

Tyra Banks at the premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in Paris (pics start here)

Kanye West and Selita Ebanks at the "New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala" held at Cipriani in Manhattan (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen at the "United Nations MDG Summit kick-off" at the American Museum of Natural History in New York (pics start here)

Miss October 2010, Claire Sinclair, at the "Crazy Horse Paris" in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (pics start here)

Simon Baker (The Mentalist) riding his bike in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Naomi Campbell at the Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Week party on Bond Street in London (pics start here)

Russell Crowe out and about in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Gwyneth Paltrow leaving Locanda Locatelli restaurant in London (pics start here)

David Beckham at his son's soccer game in L.A. (pics start here)

Elisabeth Shue at the premiere of Waiting For Superman held at the Paramount Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

*110 pictures total in the gallery: