Claire Danes


The 2012 Academy Awards

By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:

Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)

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The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People

The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.

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The 2010 Emmy Awards: Just the Attractive People

Here's a ton of pics -- 196 -- from the Emmy Awards last night (just the attractive people, of course). I swear to god, if Jersey Shore gets snubbed again next year, I'm not watching this damn show in 2012. And that's a promise Emmy voters. As always, this took me a shitload of time to edit and upload so do me a favor and click around a little.

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Claire Danes has nipples

In the epic battle of flashbulbs vs. black dresses, flashbulbs won again last night. Claire Danes was the victim at the UK premiere of Me & Orson Welles. For those of you keeping track at home, flashbulbs currently hold a 2,574-0 record against black dresses. I bet I know who could beat them though. Kate Beckinsale. Oh, and Minka Kelly. Go ahead Minka. I hear flashbulbs have been talking mad shit about you lately. You and your huge boobs need to show them who's boss.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Claire Danes' nipples, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Claire Danes nip slip!

Claire Danes had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while leaving a Costume Institute Gala afterparty in New York early Tuesday morning. It wasn't on the level of a Janet Jackson-type slip, but then again, masturbators can't be choosers . . . Did you know that's actually my yearbook quote? True story.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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