Claire Danes

The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People

The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.

This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:

• Salma Hayek (pics start here)
• Eva Mendes (pics start here)
• Kristen Bell (pics start here)
• Beyonce (pics start here)
• Miranda Kerr (pics start here)
• Freida Pinto (pics start here)
• Lara Stone (pics start here)
• Jessica Alba (pics start here)
• Gisele Bundchen (pics start here)
• Liv Tyler (pics start here)
• Lea Michele (pics start here)
• Christina Hendricks (pics start here)
• Blake Lively (pics start here)
• Rihanna (pics start here)
• Dianna Agron (pics start here)
• Alicia Keys (pics start here)
  
• Emma Stone (pics start here)
• Claire Danes (pics start here)
• Christine Teigen (pics start here)
• Isla Fisher (pics start here)
• Lucy Liu (pics start here)
• Rashida Jones (pics start here)
• Leighton Meester (pics start here)
• Taylor Swift (pics start here)
• Jessica Szohr (pics start here)
• Zoe Saldana (pics start here)
• Rosario Dawson (pics start here)
• Kerry Washington (pics start here)
• Hayley Atwell (pics start here)
• Emma Roberts (pics start here)
• Ashley Greene (pics start here)
• Elizabeth Banks (pics start here)
• Diane Kruger (pics start here)
• Michelle Williams (pics start here)
• Julianne Hough (pics start here)
• Karolina Kurkova (pics start here)
• Rosie Huntington-Whitely (pics start here)
• Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
• Kate Hudson (pics start here)
• Kristen Stewart (pics start here)
• Brooklyn Decker (pics start here)
• Melania Trump (pics start here)
• Penelope Cruz (pics start here)
  

*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:

The 2010 Emmy Awards: Just the Attractive People

Here's a ton of pics -- 196 -- from the Emmy Awards last night (just the attractive people, of course). I swear to god, if Jersey Shore gets snubbed again next year, I'm not watching this damn show in 2012. And that's a promise Emmy voters. As always, this took me a shitload of time to edit and upload so do me a favor and click around a little.

• Brooke Burke (12 pics here)
• Olivia Munn (9 pics here)
• Lauren Sanchez (2 pics here)
• Christina Hendricks (19 pics here)
• Dianna Agron (12 pics here)
• Claire Danes (8 pics here)
• Sarah Hyland (5 pics here)
• Padma Lakshmi (4 pics here)
• Stephanie Pratt (3 pics here)
• Cheryl Burke (3 pics here)
• Keri Russell (2 pics here)
• Eva Amurri (4 pics here)
• Julie Benz (10 pics here)
• Katrina Bowden (7 pics here)
• Kim Kardashian (7 pics here)
• Maria Menounos (8 pics here)
• Heidi Klum (14 pics here)
• January Jones (10 pics here)
• Anna Paquin (12 pics here)
• Lea Michele (11 pics here)
• Sofia Vergara (16 pics here)
• Eva Longoria (9 pics here)
• Naya Rivera (8 pics here)

*196 pictures from the 2010 Emmy Awards in the gallery: 

Claire Danes has nipples

In the epic battle of flashbulbs vs. black dresses, flashbulbs won again last night. Claire Danes was the victim at the UK premiere of Me & Orson Welles. For those of you keeping track at home, flashbulbs currently hold a 2,574-0 record against black dresses. I bet I know who could beat them though. Kate Beckinsale. Oh, and Minka Kelly. Go ahead Minka. I hear flashbulbs have been talking mad shit about you lately. You and your huge boobs need to show them who's boss.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Claire Danes' nipples, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Claire Danes nip slip!

Claire Danes had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while leaving a Costume Institute Gala afterparty in New York early Tuesday morning. It wasn't on the level of a Janet Jackson-type slip, but then again, masturbators can't be choosers . . . Did you know that's actually my yearbook quote? True story.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.