Christoph Waltz

Christoph Waltz at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards in L.A. (3/7)

People often think that famous actors can't take one step without random hot chicks walking up to them and offering free blow jobs. People are right. From the New York Post:

Being Hollywood's favorite villain has its thrills -- one young beauty offered to give Best Supporing Actor Christoph Waltz, of "Inglourious nBasterds," a happy ending at Harvey Weinstein's pre-Oscar party. The mystery leggy blonde was overheard offering Waltz oral sex at the bash at LA's Soho House on Saturday night. Waltz "looked amused" but tactfully laughed it off, a spy reported. "Waltz was surrounded by women all night. Everybody wanted to congratulate him on his performance. But one woman went further and announced, 'I give great blow jobs.' "

Serious question here. What's the point of going to acting school, struggling through demeaning roles, clawing your way into a feature film, and then finally reaching the pinnacle of your profession by winning its top award if you're not going to accept blow jobs from random blondes? If Christoph's plan all along was to reject the advances of women, he might as well have become a monk . . . or Anderson Cooper.