Here's a list to keep you busy through Christmas. That's right, Christmas. Not "the holidays" -- Christmas. Santa died for our sins, dammit. The least he deserves is a day in his honor. Anyways, back to the list. Some of these celebs are gonna get wonderful presents, and others are gonna get coal in their stockings. And herpes. Definitely herpes.
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