Christina Milian at the launch of the Nasty Gal store on Melrose in L.A. (11/21)
The still-uncomfortably-young-looking Christina Milian attended the launch of the new Nasty Gal boutique last night, and oopsy, we have nipple. On the bright side, at least we can actually see nipple. It would have been way worse if we couldn't, like she was some kind of freakish Barbie Doll with smooth breasts and genitals. On a related note, sucks for Ken Doll. He's dating a smoking hot virgin, but all he can do is scissor her.
*20 Christina Milian pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Milian at a party in Malibu (7/5)
Here's the Cuban Selena Gomez, Christina Milian, in Malibu over the weekend. I say that because Christina has looked about 14 for ten years now. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she was in a Dora the Explorer bikini instead of that stupid monokini. Seriously, is it a swimsuit? A bikini? Who knows. It's the quesarito of swimwear.
*30 Christina Milian pictures total in the gallery:
A bikini-clad Christina Milian headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pics of the week. I know Christina's a singer, but all she seems to do lately is post pictures of herself in a bikini. In other words, awesome. More hot chicks needs to retire at 32.
*62 social media pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Milian's pre-baby body in 2008
Bless you Dancing with the Stars. Bless you for reversing the body-destroying pox that is pregnancy. From E!:
Only 2 weeks into [Dancing with the Stars] and Christina is reaping the benefits of the ballroom. The singer caught up with E! News at the 2013 ALMA Awards and revealed she's getting into pre-motherhood shape!Good girl, Christina. Ladies, this is your new role model. Christina managed to turn into the chubby girl we all know and take pity on -- you know, the fatty who stuffs herself into two-sizes-too-small clothing (*cough*Kardashian*cough*) for a night out on the town. It's nice to see her put the Big Macs down and pick the dancing shoes up, because the best way to lose a ton of weight and have everyone kiss your ass for doing it is by hoochie-cooching on DWTS. Even big Kristie Alley still gets credit for losing what amounts to a full grown adult gorilla (even though she's not looking too slim these days). I still think my diet plan works just as well as shaking your money makers, girls. The "Celebslam Weight Loss System" is very simple and extremely effective: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner consists of saltine crackers and half a cup of water, followed by a dash of your finger down your throat, and a pinch of merciful beratement until you cry yourselves to sleep. The emotional damage may be severe, but I'll be damned if you don't fit into those new jeans you bought.
"I'm feeling my buns getting nice and firm," the contestant shares. "I'm feeling my stomach tighten up in all the right places and it's getting nice and small so...I feel like I'm getting that pre-baby body again!"
*25 Christina Milian bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Milian at her hotel in Miami (6/28)
That's Christina Milian narrowly avoiding a wardrobe malfunction in her two-sizes-too-small bikini in Miami yesterday. Or maybe that's just the style. I don't know. The only thing I know about fashion is that, though mesh chaps are pleasantly breathable and make both my ass and calves look fantastic, they are not acceptable attire for first dates. You won't catch me making that mistake a third time.
*30 Christina Milian small bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Milian at the 2013 Miss USA Pageant at Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas (6/16)
+ It's VERY SERIOUS actor Jonah Hill [The Superficial]
+ Tons of nude celebrities for just a $1 [Playboy Plus]
+ Courtney Stodden got new boobs [Celebuzz]
+ Margot Robbie in her underwear [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miss Louisiana is a former Saints cheerleader [Linkiest]
+ Giada De Laurentiis showing some massive cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Lolo Jones continues her attention whoring [Guyism]
+ Joanna Krupa knows how to dress [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Dolphins cheerleaders cover 22 by Taylor Swift [Brobible]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a ridiculously short skirt [moejackson]
+ Even more Kelly Brook topless beach photos [Celeb Jihad]
+ You can never get enough Chris Brown is a douche stories [The Blemish]
+ That choke doesn't look playful to me [Dlisted]
+ LeAnn Rimes does everything on twitter [Cele|bitchy]
*25 Christina Milian cleavage pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Milian at the beach in Miami (1/26)
Bathing suits are supposed to hide your nipples, right? Because if so, Christina Milian should definitely get a refund for the one she wore on Saturday. Poor innocent thing, I hate to see her taken advantage of by a greedy retailer like this. Probably saw her coming a mile away, racist bastards.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Christina Milian wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*26 Christina Milian wardrobe malfunction pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 31
Christina Milian leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Nicole Scherzinger at the Cosmo "Ultimate Women of the Year" awards at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London (pics start here)
Irina Shayk at Madrid-Barajas Airport in Spain (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio at Sao Paulo Fashion Week in Brazil (pics start here)
Gwyneth Paltrow at the launch of Bozz by Hugo Boss in Madrid (pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon arriving for lunch at Hal's Bar & Grill in Venice Beach (pics start here)
Delta Goodrem leaving a salon in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)
Kristin Davis leaving a dentist's office in Brentwood (pics start here)
Kate Gosselin leaving Bed Bath & Beyond in Reading, PA (pics start here)
Rachel Weisz leaving Whole Foods in London (pics start here)
Isla Fisher leaving her daughters' ballet class in L.A. (pics start here)
Nicki Minaj leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)
*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from December, October 19
Christina Milian getting some cash in Studio City (pics start here)
Hilary Rhoda at Bergdorf Goodman's 111th anniversary celebration at the Plaza Hotel in New York (pics start here)
Halle Berry heading to dinner at Pink Taco in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian out and about in Rome (pics start here)
Ali Larter and her family at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith leaving Erewhon Market in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kimberly Stewart leaving Dry Bar in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)
Reality star Camille Grammer (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) and her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos arriving at a party in Malibu (pics start here)
Katey Sagal at a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Jessica Alba arriving at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Lauren Conrad signing copies of her books Beauty and Starstruck at Books and Books in Miami (pics start here)
Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen at the "Innovator of the Year" awards at MOMA in New York (pics start here)
*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: