Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks sounds awesome

Christina Hendricks is not gonna fall into the trap of letting herself go now that she's married. Like some celebs who shall go unnamed *cough*jennifergarner*cough* From Lucky:

She laughs when asked if she wears pants. "All the time," she insists. Current favorites are Imogene + Willie jeans, which she pairs with a black turtleneck. Yes to pants, however, does not mean yes to sweatpants. "I can't do that to my husband [Geoffrey Arend], not after just three years of marriage. At home, I put on a low-cut caftan, and he's like, 'Babe, you look great.' Caftans are just the perfect solution to what to wear at home. I love Camilla Franks', but I also get great vintage ones on eBay."

Aw, Christina sounds like such a good girl. She feels a need to dress up for her husband, eh . . . what's his name? Oh yeah, the retarded Alan Alda. I kid, I kid. Geoffrey Arend must have a pipe like a Poland Spring bottle with a boxing glove for a cap to keep a skirt like Christina entertained. Remember when Titties O'Toole got her phone hacked? She clearly wants to keep her husband Gollum happy and interested -- as if he was going anywhere unless Super Troopers makes a sequel. Since Geoffrey is barely scratching out a living, he couldn't possibly afford high quality coke, so that only leaves a big hog to keep Big Red addicted.

*10 Christina Hendricks pictures total in the gallery:

Ryan Gosling even made Christina Hendricks nervous

Ryan Gosling is some kind of panty-creaming superhero. Even Christina "Tits McGee" Hendricks gets nervous around him. Via the New York Daily News:

[In the May Issue of Flare Magazine], the curvacious actress reflected on what it was like to be approached by Gosling to play the leading role in his first ever directed film, "How to Catch a Monster."

"[RYAN] called me and asked me if I was interested in doing this film and I said: 'One, of course, yes, and two, why me? And three, I don't want to disappoint you.' ... He's been fantastic. Involving me artistically and letting me be along the road of casting and costume design. I've seen story boards and imagery and I've heard music. It's the largest role I've ever had, so this is one I'm definitely aware of my anxiety about."

Well, who can blame Christina for getting all hot and bothered over Ryan Gossling? He sure is a big hunk of man --  wait a minute, that didn't come out right . . . I just mean he's really hot for a dude-- aw god dammit! Look, it's not what you're thinking. My raging hard-on is being caused by Christina and those awesome tits, not Ryan and his inviting bedroom eyes. No homo, but if I'm going to continue to be a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist of the interwebs, then I have to keep things honest, and sometimes being honest means saying unmanly things. Now if you don't mind, I have an appointment for a Brazilian wax that simply cannot be put off anymore.

*22 Christina Hendricks pictures total in the gallery:

Christina Hendricks at a special screening of Ginger and Rosa at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (11/7)

Here's some pics of Christina Hendricks at the Ginger and Rosa screening that I never got around to posting yesterday because of all those Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pics. So basically, tits prevented me from posting pictures of other tits. Awesome Tits vs. Awesome Tits. It's like the worst kind of civil war you could imagine.

*31 Christina Hendricks pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 3

Christina Hendricks at the Spec Savers launch in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Salma Hayek at the Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer Show in Paris (pics start here)

Amy Smart out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mandy Moore out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Isla Fisher picking up her dry cleaning in Studio City (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving back at her hotel in London (pics start here)

Shenae Grimes, AnnaLynne McCord, and Jessica Stroup filming 90210 in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at her hotel in Manhattan (pics start here)

Amber Heard leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis shopping in Milan, Italy (pics start here)

Leighton Meester leaving Sirius Radio Studios in New York (pics start here)

Emma Stone on her way to the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, May 12 and Sunday, May 13

Christina Hendricks out and about in New York (pics start here)

Terrence Howard and Wade Barrett on the set of Dead Man Down in Philadelphia (pics start here)

Julianne Moore arriving at her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving a salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her mom Patricia leaving El Torito in Burbank (pics start here)

Ginnifer Goodwin out and about in New York (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Ca' Del Sole restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)

Piper Perabo out and about in New York (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar taking her daughter to ballet class in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and family at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains (pics start here)

Lea Michele arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth out and about in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

*126 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks leaving her hotel in Manhattan (5/8)

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Christina Hendricks and her bountiful chest

Jon Hamm clearly wants to bang his Mad Men co-star Christina Hendricks. Join the club. Via Contact Music:

Jon Hamm doesn't think Christina Hendricks is a typical "beauty". The 40-year-old actor thinks his Mad Men co-star is stunning, but doesn't believe her curvy frame suits traditional notions of what is attractive.

He told Elle UK: "I can't say Mad Men has changed anything. It's a spike, a blip. I think Christina Hendricks is a beautiful woman, but we live in a culture where the beauty model is significantly different from Christina's silhouette. It shouldn't be - those of us who live in real life realise, especially as we get older, that beauty isn't just 22 years old, blonde, skinny with big tits. Those of us that have lived with and actually seen a real woman naked and made love realise there are many, many iterations."

Watch out, Christina. This Jon Hamm fella is a slickster. Look at how he dangles a compliment while at the same time calling you an ugly fatso. Don't fall for his Jedi mind tricks, Red. Jon is clearly setting you up so you have to prove your worth to him, and by "prove your worth to him" I mean "blow him until he finally calls you pretty." Damn, he's working the same angle that I use to hook up with desperate supermodels. Isn't that right, Adriana Lima and your fat knees?

*25 Christina Hendricks pictures total in the gallery:

Christina Hendricks talks nudity

This Christina Hendricks interview is pretty appropriate considering that she had nude pics leaked over the weekend and we all saw dem titties. From the Daily Mail:

[Christina Hendricks] looks stunning in a series of beautiful dresses as she poses on the sand with an ocean backdrop in the March issue of Blackbook magazine. Despite being well-known for her curvy figure, the star tells the magazine that she's not interested in talking about her legendary hourglass frame.

"I've always been really comfortable in my skin, but I'm really just a girl who would prefer talking about my acting rather than my body," she says. "But I'm a very comfortable naked person. Not in front of other people, but at home and in front of my husband [actor Geoffrey Arend]. I feel good not wearing clothes."

Talking about your acting? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Christina must have some amazingly short conversations because the last thing anyone wants to talk about with her is acting, especially since she wears clothes that make Kim "Your Product Here" Kardashian blush (actually, I don't think anything can make Kim blush considering that she's rubbed jizz out of her eyes on tape). Christina, I estimate those knockers to be DDDD's so why not discuss them? With me? Or not. I promise if you start talking about that body of yours, the last two years of Mad Men will break ratings records. Trust me, I might not be a Nielsen ratings analyzer, but I do masturbate to what's on TV.

NOTE TO SELF: Start watching Mad Men

*10 Christina Hendricks pictures total in the gallery:

Christina Hendricks hacked pics leak to web

Everything I said about Olivia Munn in the previous hacking story, but insert Christina Hendricks name. Christina's rep is actually acknowledging that her phone was hacked and the photos are real . . . except the NSFW one where you can't see her face (pic here, NSFW obviously):

"Christina's phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen. The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation. The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina."

While choosing to believe that statement or not, keep in mind that reps are also the same people who use "exhaustion" as the primary excuse their coke whore of a client enters rehab. They have about as much credibility as an old shoe.

So is the topless pic real? The fine folks over at phun compared the boob veins in the topless pic with a photo of Christina's cleavage, and based on that, concluded that it is indeed real. Wow, that might be the creepiest thing I've ever posted.

*6 Christina Hendricks hacked pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 20

Christina Hendricks and her husband Geoffrey Arend leaving The Box nightclub in London (pics start here)

Derek Hough in Miami (pics start here)

January Jones heading to a salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving CVS in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Ripa filming Live! with Kelly in Hawaii (pics start here)

Simon Baker leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Molly Sims leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Porn star Jesse James shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at Boujis Nightclub in London (pics start here)

Alex Rodriguez and his girlfriend Torrie Wilson out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving Madison Square Garden in New York (pics start here)

*134 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: