Christina Aguilera performing at the Africa Rising Festival in London (10/14)
If you're Christina Aguilera and your boobs look like that, wouldn't you maybe want to cover them up? I mean, good god man! When did she buy those things? 2003? Can she still get her money back? I've seen chicks born in the '20s with better looking boobs than that.
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Christina Aguilera wants another baby
If Christina Aguilera's husband plays his cards right, he may get to have sex with her a second time. From People:
Her first child, son Max, is just 9 months old, but Christina Aguilera is already thinking about baby No. 2. "Absolutely, we'll definitely have more kids," she told PEOPLE at the Africa Rising concert in London Tuesday. How many? "I don't know. We'll play it by ear." (Source)
In regards to having more kids, Christina wants to "play it by ear"? Now there's an appropriate choice of words! Considering the fact that she practically married Dumbo's twin, the Freudian side of me assumes she's channeling some sort of deep seeded pinna fetish. Then again, her infatuation towards men with huge ears could just mean she wants what every woman wants: A man that really listens.
Christina Aguilera at the Africa Rising Festival at Royal Albert Hall in London (10/14)
+ Mila Kunis shows off her chest [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Olivia Munn dances with a dead fish [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sarah Palin is a Porn Star (Sorta) [Egotastic!]
+ Bill Clinton caught with a raging boner [College Humor]
+ The world needs more bicycle kung fu [Holy Taco]
+ That one chick from The Bachelorette having another kid [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Whore fight! Whore fight! [Dlisted]
+ Miranda Kerr gets leggy in New York [Popoholic]
+ Shanna Moakler makes out with Gerard Butler [The Blemish]
+ Hayden Panettiere bashes John McCain [A Socialite's Life]
+ Natalia Oreiro is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Carmen Ortega is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Hef's new twins dance naked for him at a club [Busted Coverage]
Christina Aguilera leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (10/4)
+ Sexiest frozen yogurt eater -- EVER. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Mario Lopez redefines narcissism [Lossip]
+ Katy Perry is Cute and Cleavagey [Egotastic!]
+ Lil' Kim slips a boob (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ O.J. Simpson had an "acquittal party" planned. Awesome. [With Leather]
+ Rachael Ray's corn porn [Double Viking]
+ Torrie Wilson swimsuit photos rock! [Newstoob]
+ Melissa Marie Gonzales is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Posh Spice smears bird shit all over her face to improve her skin [ICYDK]
Christina Aguilera launching her new perfume "Inspire" at Macy's Herald Square in New York (9/2)
+ Holly Madison's boobs look massive in this picture [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Isla Fisher shows some bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ These Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Will Drive You Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Man vs. Girls Gone Wild -- funny [College Humor]
+ Cheryl Tweedy always looks hot [Bastardly]
+ Sienna Miller still happily homewrecking [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Tiger Woods' condom broke again [Dlisted]
+ Natalie Portman cleans up well [Popoholic]
+ The Mac Guy scores more celebrity ass [A Socialite's Life]
+ Some classic Jessica Simpson bikini pics [Double Viking]
+ Irina Sheik is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Cleavage alert! Cleavage alert! [Busted Coverage]
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"Five. I've blacked out five straight nights."
In the future Christina, can you give me a heads up before you talk about having sex with your husband. Thanks. Via the New York Post:
Playtime isn't just for the baby in Christina Aguilera's house. The sultry singer told Glamour that she and husband Jordan Bratman "make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out."
"where I get absolutely FUCKED UP . . ."
She added, "Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he's in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we'll come home, dim the lights and do our thing . . . and I'm not going into any more detail than that." (Source)
Is anyone else surprised that before Christina and her husband get it on she has to "have a few drinks" and "dim the lights"? Now I'm not suggesting Jordan is unattractive, but using his photo for torture was just banned by Congress.
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Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera leaving a taping of the Larry King Live show at CNN studios in L.A. (6/25)
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Christina Aguilera is an E-cup
Christina Aguilera reveals in an interview in this week's Us Weekly that at her breastfeeding peak, she was an E-cup. She told the mag:
"It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!" (Source)
Christina doesn't have to save the tags "for memory's sake." She should just ask me for a pic. I have ~3,000 pics chronicling Christina's last two years of breast growth catalogued by date, location, dress color, time of day, bra size, and facial expression. I was also gonna organize by camera angle but, ya' know, I'm no weirdo.
Christina Aguilera in New York (5/14)
Honored to be giving the keynote address at this year's drag queen convention. Don't be afraid to smile Christina. You've earned it!
Christina Aguilera is drunk
Christina Aguilera got absolutely hammered last night at the grand opening of Crown Bar in West Hollywood. As you can see she had to be carried out by her husband Jordan Bratman -- which he was totally cool with. He doesn't usually get to touch her like that until the roofies kick in and she loses full consciousness.
