
Christina Aguilera Halloween Costume
Christina Aguilera, husband Jordan Bratman, and son Max, trick-or-treating in Brentwood (10/31)



Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are lame
Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman wore matching outfits last night to her birthday party at Osteria Mozza restaurant in Los Angeles. See Christina's fancy hat? You'll never guess what she has hidden underneath it. HINT: Jordan's balls. Ta da!
UPDATE: I don't care if it's a costume, they're still lame

Christina Aguilera the launch of beautyLIGHT held at the Wallis Anneberg Cultural Center Beverly Hills (11/10)
Don't think celebrities aren't feeling this economic slowdown. It's hitting them pretty hard. From the New York Post:
SIGHTINGS: Christina Aguilera and Martha Stewart clinking snifters of $35,000 cognac in Beverly Hills to celebrate photographer Matthew Rolston's new book "beautyLIGHT" (Source)
Oh wow. I knew things were bad but I didn't think they were this bad. To tell you the truth, this economic downturn has got me pretty scared. I fear what the future holds for my children. I fear I'll never have enough money to retire. I fear Christina Aguilera may never get to experience the joy of $75,000 cognac again. I guess all we can do is work hard and hope things recover.

Christina Aguilera leaving L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London (10/16)
Just once I'd like to see Christina Aguilera wear some conservative diamond studs instead of those fancy hoop earrings that draw everyone's attention.
[INFDaily.com, WENN]

Christina Aguilera performing at the Africa Rising Festival in London (10/14)
If you're Christina Aguilera and your boobs look like that, wouldn't you maybe want to cover them up? I mean, good god man! When did she buy those things? 2003? Can she still get her money back? I've seen chicks born in the '20s with better looking boobs than that.