Archive: Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera launching her new perfume “Inspire” at Macy’s Herald Square in New York (9/2)

+ Holly Madison’s boobs look massive in this picture [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Isla Fisher shows some bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ These Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Will Drive You Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Man vs. Girls Gone Wild — funny [College Humor]
+ Cheryl Tweedy always looks hot [Bastardly]

+ Sienna Miller still happily homewrecking [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Tiger Woods’ condom broke again [Dlisted]
+ Natalie Portman cleans up well [Popoholic]
+ The Mac Guy scores more celebrity ass [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Some classic Jessica Simpson bikini pics [Double Viking]
+ Irina Sheik is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Cleavage alert! Cleavage alert! [Busted Coverage]

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“Five. I’ve blacked out five straight nights.”

In the future Christina, can you give me a heads up before you talk about having sex with your husband. Thanks. Via the New York Post:

Playtime isn’t just for the baby in Christina Aguilera’s house. The sultry singer told Glamour that she and husband Jordan Bratman “make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out.”

“where I get absolutely FUCKED UP . . .”

She added, “Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing . . . and I’m not going into any more detail than that.” (Source)

Is anyone else surprised that before Christina and her husband get it on she has to “have a few drinks” and “dim the lights”? Now I’m not suggesting Jordan is unattractive, but using his photo for torture was just banned by Congress.

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Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera leaving a taping of the Larry King Live show at CNN studios in L.A. (6/25)

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Christina Aguilera is an E-cup

Christina Aguilera reveals in an interview in this week’s Us Weekly that at her breastfeeding peak, she was an E-cup. She told the mag:

“It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!” (Source)

Christina doesn’t have to save the tags “for memory’s sake.” She should just ask me for a pic. I have ~3,000 pics chronicling Christina’s last two years of breast growth catalogued by date, location, dress color, time of day, bra size, and facial expression. I was also gonna organize by camera angle but, ya’ know, I’m no weirdo.

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Christina Aguilera in New York (5/14)

Honored to be giving the keynote address at this year’s drag queen convention. Don’t be afraid to smile Christina. You’ve earned it!

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Christina Aguilera is drunk

Christina Aguilera got absolutely hammered last night at the grand opening of Crown Bar in West Hollywood. As you can see she had to be carried out by her husband Jordan Bratman — which he was totally cool with. He doesn’t usually get to touch her like that until the roofies kick in and she loses full consciousness.

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The veins make them extra sexy!
Not surprisingly, Christina Aguilera’s husband Jordan Bratman loves her HUGE new rack. She told the UK’s Grazia magazine:

“I’ve just got back into the gym and I’m doing some boxing and weights. I want to be totally back in shape for when I start putting out my next record. I haven’t quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I’m loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular! (Source)

Some say Christina has the nicest boobs Jordan has ever touched. But me? I say Christina has the only boobs Jordan has ever touched.

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Christina Aguilera will not be posing nude for Playboy

Hugh Hefner still wants Christina Aguilera to pose for Playboy but — despite some reports — the new mother wants nothing of it. Via MSNBC:

Christina Aguilera might not be selling her baby pics to some celeb magazines, but does that mean she’s selling photos of herself to Playboy? “Hef has always loved Christina,” an “insider” told OK! magazine.

Alas, the rumor appears to be untrue. Aguilera’s rep calls the report “false,” and a friend of the singer’s told OK! that her pinup days are behind her now. “That was old Christina, Christina circa four years ago. She’s looking to reinvent herself and grow. She wouldn’t consider it but she finds it flattering to be offered at all.” (Source)

Thank God she WON’T be naked in Playboy! The only thing I’d rather see less than the stretchmarks of a has-been pop star are the testicles of some washed-up rocker . . . oops, too late (NSFW!). And I’m sure Heff has “always loved Christina” since she’s exactly his type: peroxide blonde, fake tits, and has had more sausage in her than a Jimmy Dean factory.

PICS: Christina Aguilera’s wax figure being unveiled at Madam Tussauds in London . . . or maybe it’s her at the opening of the Broad Contemporary Art Museum in L.A. — I don’t know, definitely one of those two (2/9)

Christina Aguilera at Best Buy (2/6)

Christina Aguilera did more than vote yesterday. She also made an appearance at an L.A. Best Buy to sign copies of her new DVD Back to Basics: Live and Down Under. God I hope she’s not breastfeeding — kid’s gonna be morbidly obese by the time he hits 12 months. Notice how Christina’s leaning forward? That’s because she forgot her weighted backpack at home.

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Christina Aguilera voted

I’m glad I didn’t volunteer at this polling place. “Here’s you ballot Christina and may the breast candidate — best, I meant may the best candidate win. Sweet mother of Jesus your tits are huge . . . oops, I meant to say you can vote in that booth over there.”