Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are lame
Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman wore matching outfits last night to her birthday party at Osteria Mozza restaurant in Los Angeles. See Christina's fancy hat? You'll never guess what she has hidden underneath it. HINT: Jordan's balls. Ta da!
UPDATE: I don't care if it's a costume, they're still lame
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Christina Aguilera bikini pics!
Christina Aguilera in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (Sept. 2005)
Christina Aguilera the launch of beautyLIGHT held at the Wallis Anneberg Cultural Center Beverly Hills (11/10)
Don't think celebrities aren't feeling this economic slowdown. It's hitting them pretty hard. From the New York Post:
SIGHTINGS: Christina Aguilera and Martha Stewart clinking snifters of $35,000 cognac in Beverly Hills to celebrate photographer Matthew Rolston's new book "beautyLIGHT" (Source)
Oh wow. I knew things were bad but I didn't think they were this bad. To tell you the truth, this economic downturn has got me pretty scared. I fear what the future holds for my children. I fear I'll never have enough money to retire. I fear Christina Aguilera may never get to experience the joy of $75,000 cognac again. I guess all we can do is work hard and hope things recover.
[WENN]
Christina Aguilera leaving L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London (10/16)
Just once I'd like to see Christina Aguilera wear some conservative diamond studs instead of those fancy hoop earrings that draw everyone's attention.
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Christina Aguilera performing at the Africa Rising Festival in London (10/14)
If you're Christina Aguilera and your boobs look like that, wouldn't you maybe want to cover them up? I mean, good god man! When did she buy those things? 2003? Can she still get her money back? I've seen chicks born in the '20s with better looking boobs than that.
[WENN]
Christina Aguilera wants another baby
If Christina Aguilera's husband plays his cards right, he may get to have sex with her a second time. From People:
Her first child, son Max, is just 9 months old, but Christina Aguilera is already thinking about baby No. 2. "Absolutely, we'll definitely have more kids," she told PEOPLE at the Africa Rising concert in London Tuesday. How many? "I don't know. We'll play it by ear." (Source)
In regards to having more kids, Christina wants to "play it by ear"? Now there's an appropriate choice of words! Considering the fact that she practically married Dumbo's twin, the Freudian side of me assumes she's channeling some sort of deep seeded pinna fetish. Then again, her infatuation towards men with huge ears could just mean she wants what every woman wants: A man that really listens.
Christina Aguilera at the Africa Rising Festival at Royal Albert Hall in London (10/14)
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