Christina Aguilera


Christina Aguilera picked herself a winner

Whenever Christina Aguilera finally marries her boyfriend Matthew Rutler, she should probably have the priest refrain from asking if anyone objects. From Star:
Christina Aguilera's friends aren't pulling any punches -- they're advising her to back out before it's too late ... the usually headstrong singer is letting her baby daddy hold the purse strings of her $130 million fortune.

"It's odd for Christina, but over the years, she's handed over a lot of financial responsibility to Mathew," says a friend. "Marrying means he'd be in complete control." The problem is, says the sources, the Hollywood production assistant has "zero financial smarts but thinks he knows it all. Friends worry he's going to squander her fortune." (Print Edition)
Wait, didn't I read this same story 10 years ago? Yeah, just replace "Christina Aguilera" with "Britney Spears" and "Matthew Rutler" with "Kevin Federline." All that's missing is something about Christina trying to fry an entire jar of peanut butter. Take the peanut butter out of the jar, Christina. We don't need another fire.

*11 Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler pictures total in the gallery:

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Christina Aguilera at Disneyland in Anaheim (5/17)

On the one hand, Christina Aguilera now has cankles. On the other, I don't think you can sprain your cankle. Look at her take on that curb with reckless abandon. Go Christina, go!

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Christina Aguilera nude in the August issue of V magazine

Oh, look, just what we all haven't been waiting for: a nude pregnant photoshoot by Christina Aguilera (with just a dash of nipple for pageviews). Do you put these photos in the baby's scrapbook? Or no? "And there's your first birthday . . . and there's the first time your rode a bike . . . and there's some pictures that mommy took that a bunch of perverts jacked off to."

NOTE: To see the uncensored Christina Aguilera pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Christina Aguilera is way hotter this year

What a difference a year makes. Christina Aguilera at last night's American Music Awards (L), and at last year's American Music Awards (R). Good for her. It got a little awkward last year when organizers forced her to buy two seats.

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Blake Shelton really wants to hump Christina Aguilera

Blake Shelton really wants to hump his Voice co-star Christina Aguilera, but it turns out his wife Miranda Lambert doesn't want him to. I know, right? What a total bitch! A source told the National Enquirer:
"Blake's already confessed to  having a crush on Christina, and Miranda is furious that he won't stop talking about her," said a source. "After he came home from the Voice set raving about how fabulous Christina looks, Miranda lit into him. She was really upset, especially after Blake gushed about how sexy Christina looked and how he wished Miranda had as good a figure. Miranda told him in no uncertain terms that the 'free pass' she gave him before is now officially and permanently revoked.

"With Christina looking so sexy these days, Miranda is a bundle of nerves. Her marriage is hanging by a thread, and Miranda fears the temptation of being around Christina for long hours day after day may be too much for Blake. She knows better than anyone that Blake doesn't have the best impulse control." (Print Edition 10/14)
This Miranda Lambert gal sounds intolerant. Why shouldn't Blake want to shoot goo into Xtina? She obviously worked hard to get back into decent shape, so he might as well enjoy the fruits of her labor. If Miranda has a problem with that, then maybe she should cut back on the carbs and join the party. Lord knows she could stand to drop a few pounds herself -- her boobs are almost getting as big as Jonah Hill's.

*20 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

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Christina Aguilera looked really hot on The Tonight Show last night

I've been calling her fat for years, so I think it's only fair that I mention that Christina Aguilera looked really hot on The Tonight Show last night. Christina, consider this my way of making amends. And little Billy Whitaker: Sorry for kicking you on the playground back in 4th grade. And Cash Warren: Didn't know that was your wife when I fucked her. My bad, dude.

*15 Christina Aguilera Tonight Show pictures total in the gallery:

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Christina Aguilera at the NBC TCA Summer Press Tour at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (7/27)

After a record-setting run on the competitive eating circuit, Christina Aguilera is almost back to her fighting weight. That's her at the NBC Summer Press Tour in Beverly Hills on Saturday night looking not skinny, but not fat either. Remember kids, with dedication, hard work, secret plastic surgery, and body-shaping underwear like Spanx, you too can look sorta average.

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Christina Aguilera heading to a private gym in Thousand Oaks (7/3)

So you know how everyone (including me) has been making a big deal about all the weight Christina Aguilera has lost? I don't think she actually lost anything. But I do know where it went . . .

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Christina Aguilera at a screening of NBC's The Voice Season 4 at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (3/20)

Christina Aguilera attended a screening of The Voice last week in Hollywood, and wow, she looks way less fat than normal (like, say, here). Don't get me wrong, she's still huge relative to what she used to look like, but at least it looks like she's saving the other half of the cake for breakfast, instead of killing it all for dinner. Bravo, Christina. Bravo.

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Christina Aguilera arriving at In-N-Out Burger in West Hollywood (2/23)

Christina Aguilera stopped by In-N-Out in West Hollywood for lunch on Saturday, and if you've ever wanted to meet her, now's your chance, because I'm assuming she's still there. Right now. "Ma'am, if you want to stay any longer, you're gonna have to fill out this W-2."

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