Christina Aguilera

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PICTURED: Christina Aguilera leaving a restaurant and arriving at The Staples Center in L.A. on Sunday to watch The Immortal World Tour by Cirque du Soleil. Please note that I don't know if Christina was actually leaving a restaurant, but it does seem like a safe thing to assume with her nowadays.

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Christina Aguilera at NBC Universal's Winter Tour party at The Athenaeum in L.A. (1/6)

+ Julianne Hough is still in a bikini [The Superficial]

+ I can see your bra, Emma Roberts [Celebuzz]
+ Kendall Jenner is in a bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Gina Carano bringing the sexy [Linkiest]
+ Olivia Wilde unleashes her stunning hotness once again [Popoholic]

+ This is the perfect woman [Guyism]
+ Christina Milian unzips some cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Taste the (Porn) Rainbow [Brobible]
+ Rita Rusic is still rocking a bikini [moejackson]

+ I own this same shirt [Just Jared]
+ Beyonce had a miscarriage last year [The Blemish]
+ The fuck? [Dlisted]
+ Chick fight! Chick fight! [Cele|bitchy]

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Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler arriving at the Sadler Wells Theatre in London (10/6)

Matthew Rutler might want to think long and hard before he marries Christina Aguilera. Speaking of long and hard, as of Monday, Christina can now fit an entire baguette in her mouth at once. Good for her. From In Touch Weekly:

Christina Aguilera is so anxious to marry boyfriend Matthew Rutler that she's preparing to pop the question herself. Indeed, Christina, 30, has not been shy about telling friends and family that she and her beau are definitely getting married. According to friends of the couple, "She makes jokes about him proposing all the time in front of him. He gets a little embarrassed, but it's obvious they've talked about it. It's coming soon. She wants to start over and thinks that asking him to marry her is the way to start."

But another friend says Matthew, 26, may actually beat her to the punch. He wants to propose over Christmas but he's scrounging for money to buy her a rock. Unlike Christina's ex-husband, music executive Jordan Bratman, Matthew doesn't have the funds to keep up with Christina's lifestyle or extravagant tastes. "He wants to buy her a major diamond, so he's saving his pennies," a friend says. "He's going to propose this year, even if he has to buy the ring on credit." (Print Edition - 12/12)

What's this? A fat girl is desperate to get married to whatever she can get? Welcome to the real world, sweetheart. You know, let this be a lesson to all you young hoochies. No matter how successful a career you've made for yourself, nothing -- and I do mean NOTHING -- is as attractive as wearing size 0 jeans. If you don't believe me, just look at the evidence. Even though Xtina is a multiple Grammy winner, has an amazing voice, and has sold millions of records, she still can't keep a man. She has to deal with the embarrassment of being dumped by Jordan "fat Frodo Baggins" Bratman by buying her own engagement ring and pretending that Mathew "young Elijah Wood" Rutler bought it for her (I'm sorry, I just watched Lord of the Rings again). You think that would have happened when she weighed 90 lbs? Believe whatever lets you sleep at night, but I'm telling you to never doubt me.

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Christina Aguilera Christmas tree shopping in Beverly Hills (12/4)

Continuing to openly flout Celebslam's warnings against doing so (here and here), Christina Aguilera again wore spandex leggings yesterday in Beverly Hills. I don't even know what to say about this anymore except that she'd make a good seat warmer at the Oscars.

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Christina Aguilera at the 2011 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre LA LIVE (11/20)

Apparently forgetting that she's no longer the hot version of herself that existed 10 years ago, Christina Aguilera wore a tight-fitting Herve Leger dress to last night's American Music Awards. Did she lose a bet? Couldn't she have done something less embarrassing, like shave her head? And more importantly, will the Herve Leger boutique take one of their dresses back for a refund if it has wing sauce on it? I'm talking cash back, not store credit.

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Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler leaving Osteria Mozza restaurant in Hollywood (11/18)

Even though I politely suggested last week that she stop wearing spandex leggings, Christina Aguilera again wore spandex leggings to dinner last night at Osteria Mozza. I just don't understand it. I mean, the only possible reason someone would wear those nightmarish things is if they wanted to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat without feeling limited by the constrictive nature of traditional denim jeans. Wait a minute . . . this is all starting to make sense.

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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler at the launch of the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at Belasco Theatre in L.A. (11/8)

+ George Clooney lost his virginity to what? [The Superficial]

+ Luisana Lopilato is one hot Argentinian [Linkiest]
+ Faith Hill is still very MILFable [Celebuzz]
+ This Miami Heat dancer is CRAZY hot [Busted Coverage]
+ Kristin Cavallari has nice legs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ A little Amber Heard booty hotness [Popoholic]
+ Matthew Modine is a badass [Caught on Set]
+ Adriana de Moura sexes up a piano [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jessica-Jane Clement bikini pics from Thailand. Damn! [moejackson]

+ Mariah Carey got her body back [Dlisted]
+ Holy shit Avril Lavigne's face is fucked up! [The Blemish]
+ Screwed up celebrities [CityRag]
+ Big fan of the underboob [Double Viking]

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OH THE HUMANITY!

A few months ago, during a segment for E!'s Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a "fat bitch." Well it looks like the two haven't buried the hatchet . . . or fork . .. or butter knife . . . or gravy boat. From Us Weekly:

On E!'s Fashion Police [last] Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. "She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat."

Osbourne was criticizing Aguilera's performance look at last weekend's Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. The 30-year-old paired a pantsless ensemble with fishnet tights, heavy makeup and supersized hair.

"Fat" is about the nicest thing you could say about Christina at the Michael Jackson Tribute (above). I've seen smaller chicks on The Biggest Loser. And I mean the premiere episode, not the season finale.

[Co-host George] Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was "still probably a size 2/4," but Osbourne was quick to disagree.

"Trust me," [Osbourne] said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4."

When talking about Christina, Kelly thinks she was "never that fat"? It sounds like Ms. Osbourne has become a bigger revisionist historian than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Newsflash Kelly: You weren't as fat as Christina is now, you were fatter. So get off your high horse . . . no really, get off your horse -- CHRISTINA'S TRYING TO EAT IT! AHHHH!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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Christina Aguilera looks like hell

A host of stars turned out for the "Michael Forever" Michael Jackson tribute concert Saturday in Cardiff, Wales. In addition to sets from Jamie Foxx, Cee Lo, Leona Lewis, Pixie Lott, Alien Ant Farm, and Ne-Yo, Snooki also performed (above). It was really cool of her to show up, especially since she was born five years after Jackson's most popular album was released (Thriller in 1982). She must have been a huge fan of his to travel so far in his honor. Also, there was free pizza backstage.

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Yikes

Christina Aguilera's boob almost fell out as she was arriving at Sadler's Wells Theatre in London last night. Wow, you know you're a mess when your wardrobe malfunction occurs before you get drunk -- I'd hate to see what happened later in the night, after she got a few drinks in her. I hope her cock didn't fall out . . . wait a minute, that is a tranny dressed up as Christina, right?

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