Christie Brinkley


Christie Brinkley at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration in New York (2/17)

Christie Brinkley was born in 1955 and looks like that. 1955. She's 60-god-damn-years-old. She couldn't play with a Barbie Doll until she was 4 because it wasn't invented yet (1959). Fucking mindblowing.

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Christie Brinkley leaving NBC studios in New York (10/21)

Christie Brinkley is 59-goddamn-years-old and still looks like that. She's more than twice as old as Lindsay Lohan. She was 38 when Miley Cyrus was born. 38! Yet who would you rather spend one night with? I won't answer that question because I'm a true gentleman, but I will say this: If Miley Cyrus knocked on my door, I would wash it.

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Christie Brinkley and her daughter Alexa Ray Joel in The Hamptons

Christie Brinkley was born in the '50s -- and not barely, either (1954) -- and still looks pretty damn amazing in a bikini. I don't think bikinis were even invented yet when she was born. This chick has amazing genes. Or she's possibly the Devil incarnate, using her beauty to lull us into a sense of false security. REVEAL YOURSELF DAMIEN!

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Christie Brinkley says no Playboy

Even though she's still pretty good-looking and would certainly make a Top 100 MILFs list, Christie Brinkley is ruling out ever appearing in Playboy. Well la di da Miss High Society. From the New York Post:
Christie Brinkley is happy to pose in a bikini at 59 but not for every magazine. The model, who looks great in a swimsuit in Social Life, was taken aback when a guest at a Water Mill bash asked if she'd be willing to pose for Playboy. A spy reports, "Christie said, 'No, because it would embarrass my children.' "
Aw, come on. Why is Christie being so shy? Showing full bush is all the rage these days, so every gal who is or ever once was a supermodel should partake. I can understand why a regular soccer mom wouldn't want to bring shame to the family, but this is Christie Brinkley we're talking about. The shame defense went out the window when she started selling overpriced exercise equipment with Chick Norris. Come on, CB, do it and prove everyone wrong. Show your frenemies that you're not completely washed up and over the hill. Don't let that Helen Mirren pull your punk card at the next fancy schmancy Hampton's soiree again.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 3

Christie Brinkley arriving for an interview at Today studios in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a pilates class in New York (pics start here)

Elizabeth Banks out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Greene on the set of Americana in New York (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz hailing a cab in New York (pics start here)

Beyonce and her daughter Blue Ivy shopping in New York (pics start here)

Christina Milian leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Demi Lovato leaving ITV Studios in London (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving a nail salon in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian on her way to the gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Brook at a screening of From Scotland with Love at Liberty Theater in New York (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton leaving a real estate office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Christie Brinkley arriving at C London restaurant (7/27)

+ Anna Paquin has a really nice bum [The Superficial]

+ Brazilian bikini babes doing some dirty dancing [Linkiest]
+ Kim Kardashian's ass defies description [Celebuzz]
+ Freida Pinto is a beautiful woman [Guyism]
+ Selena Gomez looking sexy in Elle Mexico [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Vanessa Hudgens showing some cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the day [Caught on Set]
+ Jordana Brewster in spandex [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kelly Rowland oozes sexiness [moejackson]

+ Giorgio Armani is packing some heat [Dlisted]
+ Amy Winehouse had been sober for three years *wink wink* [The Blemish]
+ The world according to New York [CityRag]
+ Sexiest car wash babe ever [Double Viking]

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Christie Brinkley's ex husband is sort of an asshole

You've heard of Christie Brinkley's husband Peter Cook, right? She divorced him in 2006 after he got caught banging his 18-year-old assistant. I know, right? What a bitch. I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason why they were sleeping in the same bed together naked. Needless to say, Peter still holds a little animosity towards Christie for smearing his name in the media. From Radar:
Supermodel Christie Brinkley is getting rid of the white Armani skirt suit she wore when she married Peter Cook, husband Number 4. Brinkley is donating the outfit to an auction that will benefit the Red Cross. Her act of charity, however, did not impress Cook, who was married to Brinkley for 12 years, beginning in 1996. In an exclusive statement to RadarOnline.com, Cook wondered who would want such a wedding outfit belonging to someone with Christie’s marital track record.

“Why would anyone want to buy a wedding dress from someone who has failed at marriage four times?” Cook told RadarOnline.com, with more than a hint of sarcasm. "That would be like choosing the 1976 winless tampa bay bucaneeers as your ultimate fantasy football team. That would be like taking investment tips from Bernie Madoff! I suggest that anyone who buys that dress and wants to have a happy marriage, burn it immediately!”
Perhaps this Peter guy wouldn't sound like such an asshole if he'd just followed the three simple rules for not looking like a complete douche bag. Rule #1: When someone is trying to raise money for a charity, don't publicly insult them. Rule #2: When you're caught cheating on your wife with a teenager, don't claim that she failed at marriage. Rule #3: If you're married to Christie fucking Brinkley, for christ's sake don't screw it up.

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