Chrissy Teigen at a photoshoot in Miami (11/8)
I was really angry with Chrissy Teigen for not walking the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on Wednesday night, but then she totally redeemed herself by appearing in a bikini in Miami yesterday. In a completely unrelated note, if you've already mailed someone a bouquet of dead roses smeared in cow's blood, is it possible to cancel that mid-delivery?
*21 Chrissy Teigen bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton, Alyssa Miller, Chrissy Teigen, Genevieve Morton, Julie Henderson, Irina Shayk, Jessica Gomes, Jessica Perez, and Izabel Goulart outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before their appearance on Late Show with David Letterman (2/13)
+ Sofia Vergara's breasts are quite large [Starpulse]
+ Courtney Stodden's Valentine's Day bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ "I did not have sex with Katy Perry" [The Superficial]
+ Ashley Tisdale upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Nina Dobrev is so damn hot [Celebuzz]
+ Justin Bieber is good people [Evil Beet]
+ The politics of sex [Socialite Life]
+ Tits McGee [Double Viking]
+ Leighton Meester has nice legs [I'm Not Obsessed]
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*50 pictures total in the gallery:
Just another day at the office
There goes my dream of marrying Chrissy Teigen. Her long-term boyfriend John Legend asked her over the weekend. You dick! From E!:
John Legend has gotten the green light for marriage. The Grammy-winning soul singer popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, over the holidays, his publicist confirms to E! News. Legend's rep, Cindi Berger, tells us the pair -- who've been dating since 2007 -- got engaged "while vacationing in the Maldives." No other details were disclosed."John Legend has gotten the green light for marriage." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Does anybody reading this really believe that John Legend had to "ask permission" to marry this broad? Permission from whom, I ask? Look, we all have our places in life. Some, like yours truly, are destined to be masters of the information superhighway. Others, like yourselves, must submit to my will. It's the way things work. John Legend and I, who are peas in a pod, take what we want. We crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women. We do not ask permission.
*93 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen in Ocean Drive magazine
Here's some pics of S.I. model Chrissy Teigen in Ocean Drive magazine that I never got around to posting earlier this month. Who in the heck was the wardrobe consultant for this photoshoot? That top is way too small for her -- you can totally see her breasts. Idiots.
*11 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery: