Here's Chrissy Teigen in the September issue of Esquire. Um, pretty sure that swimsuit is supposed to zip all the way up -- LOL. How embarrassing! Being a swimsuit model, you'd think Chrissy would know that. Oh wait, I get it.
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Chrissy Teigen leaving a photoshoot in New York (7/31)
I don't know how the hell Chrissy Teigen's nipple didn't pop out of her loose-fitting shirt yesterday in New York. And believe me -- it tried. Many times. It's a goddamn miracle. Technically, I think that means I have to go to church this Sunday. Fuck.
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John Legend and Chrissy Teigen at the Sports Illustrated "50 Years of Swim" party at Swmisuit Beach House in New York (2/18)
Chrissy Teigen admits in the new issue of Cosmo that she is indeed a member of the Mile High Club. Hope her husband John Legend is, too, or that's gonna be a real awkward read for him. From the mag:
"We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren't even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that."First class? C'mon, that's weak. You haven't lived until you've joined the Mile High Club on a Southwest flight from Burbank to Phoenix. Twice last year. Your move, Chrissy.
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Chrissy Teigen: The swimsuit model who can't swim
Turns out that Chrissy Teigen, in all her awesomeness, can't swim. So naturally she became a swimsuit model. Naturally. From her interview on Bethenny:
Bethenny Frankel: "So what about going to these great locations in the sand and beach and all that?"So Bethenny has Chrissy Teigen in studio, and all she can find out is that Chrissy gets photoshopped into scenes? With hard hitting questions like that, it's no wonder that The Maria Shriver Show got its plug pulled so unceremoniously. I don't care if Chrissy was copy/pasted into JFK's limo when he got the haircut that changed a nation, I would have had far more relevant questions -- like does she enjoy a good handbra? Or would she let me pick lint out of her belly button? BTW, I really would like an answer to my questions.
Chrissy Teigen: "Well I can't swim and I actually hate sand."
Bethenny: "You can't swim?"
Chrissy: "There's actually a bunch of shots in the past issues where I'm in a pool or floating and I'm laying on a boogie board and they just photoshop it out."
Bethenny: "Wow, don't you have an interest in learning how to swim?"
Chrissy: "None, I feel like I'm too old to go to the Y now with a bunch of 4-year-olds."
Bethenny: "Well my daughter goes to swimming classes, you should go together with her."
Chrissy: "I can't go with her, we're both wearing floaties..."
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Chrissy Teigen in her work clothes
The always-awesome Chrissy Teigen did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit yesterday, and confirmed something about Joe Francis that pretty much everybody already knew:
username1443: "You once mentioned on Twitter that Joe Francis from GGW did something awful to you on a yacht. Can you tell us the story?"Yup. I could totally see Joe Francis just randomly walking up to a hot chick at a party and blurting out that he owns a yacht and plane. He doesn't really strike me as a guy that carries himself with a lot of tact and decorum. The sad part is I bet it works, too, especially on those who value material possessions over everything else . . .
ChrissyTeigen: "no. he told me he HAD a yacht at a party. and a plane. without prompting. just said, 'i have a yacht. and a plane' "
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 25 and Sunday, January 26
Chrissy Teigen at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio shopping in Brentwood (pics start here)
Fergie shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Olivia Wilde leaving a pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ashley Olsen arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Diane Kruger leaving Gelson's Market in West Hollywood (pics start here)
January Jones running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Paris Hilton leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Rita Wilson leaving Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Pierce Brosnan on the set of Survivor in London (pics start here)
Miss Nevada 2014 Nia Sanchez at the Miss Nevada Afterparty at Moon Nightclub inside The Palms in Las Vegas (pics start here)
Molly Sims and her husband Scott Stuber out for a walk in West Hollywood (pics start here)
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Chrissy Teigen is awesome
Chrissy Teigen is no fan of bondage -- she made it through exactly two pages of Fifty Shades of Grey ("Annnnd I'm done") and then buried the book on the beach. She tweeted:
I feel like this started as a mad libs-- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2013
So the book that's been making supermodels soak every first class seat from United Airways to Air Egypt for the last couple of years isn't good enough for prim and proper Chrissy? Not only is the book beneath her, but she goes to the trouble of burying it in the sand like some sort of Nazi house cat (no offense intended to Nazis or their cats). Chrissy lives by the motto "ut in me EXSILIO CXL litteris vel cum humero abscissam," which translated from Latin means: "make me squirt in under 140 characters or bust." A sad state of affairs I blame social media for, but clear evidence that John Legend has the greatest game of all time.
Throwing this in the ocean-- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2013
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