Chrissy Teigen: The swimsuit model who can't swim
Turns out that Chrissy Teigen, in all her awesomeness
, can't swim. So naturally she became a swimsuit model. Naturally. From her interview on Bethenny
Bethenny Frankel: "So what about going to these great locations in the sand and beach and all that?"
Chrissy Teigen: "Well I can't swim and I actually hate sand."
Bethenny: "You can't swim?"
Chrissy: "There's actually a bunch of shots in the past issues where I'm in a pool or floating and I'm laying on a boogie board and they just photoshop it out."
Bethenny: "Wow, don't you have an interest in learning how to swim?"
Chrissy: "None, I feel like I'm too old to go to the Y now with a bunch of 4-year-olds."
Bethenny: "Well my daughter goes to swimming classes, you should go together with her."
Chrissy: "I can't go with her, we're both wearing floaties..."
So Bethenny has Chrissy Teigen in studio, and all she can find out is that Chrissy gets photoshopped into scenes? With hard hitting questions like that, it's no wonder that The Maria Shriver Show
got its plug pulled so unceremoniously. I don't care if Chrissy was copy/pasted into JFK's limo when he got the haircut that changed a nation, I would have had far more relevant questions -- like does she enjoy a good handbra
? Or would she let me pick lint out of her belly button? BTW, I really would like an answer to my questions.
*25 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen in her work clothes
The always-awesome Chrissy Teigen did an "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit
yesterday, and confirmed something about Joe Francis that pretty much everybody already knew:
username1443: "You once mentioned on Twitter that Joe Francis from GGW did something awful to you on a yacht. Can you tell us the story?"
ChrissyTeigen: "no. he told me he HAD a yacht at a party. and a plane. without prompting. just said, 'i have a yacht. and a plane' "
Yup. I could totally see Joe Francis just randomly walking up to a hot chick at a party and blurting out that he owns a yacht and plane. He doesn't really strike me as a guy that carries himself with a lot of tact and decorum. The sad part is I bet it works, too, especially on those who value material possessions over everything else . . .
*41 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 25 and Sunday, January 26
at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (pics start here
shopping in Brentwood (pics start here
shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving a pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here
arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here
leaving Gelson's Market in West Hollywood (pics start here
running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here
on the set of Survivor
in London (pics start here
Miss Nevada 2014 Nia Sanchez
at the Miss Nevada Afterparty at Moon Nightclub inside The Palms in Las Vegas (pics start here
and her husband Scott Stuber
out for a walk in West Hollywood (pics start here
*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen leaving a Golden Globes Afterparty at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood
Still ridiculously hot? Yes.*10 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen is awesome
Chrissy Teigen is no fan of bondage -- she made it through exactly two pages of Fifty Shades of Grey
("Annnnd I'm done") and then buried the book on the beach. She tweeted:
So the book that's been making supermodels soak every first class seat from United Airways to Air Egypt for the last couple of years isn't good enough for prim and proper Chrissy? Not only is the book beneath her, but she goes to the trouble of burying it in the sand like some sort of Nazi house cat (no offense intended to Nazis or their cats). Chrissy lives by the motto "ut in me EXSILIO CXL litteris vel cum humero abscissam," which translated from Latin means: "make me squirt in under 140 characters or bust." A sad state of affairs I blame social media for, but clear evidence that John Legend has the greatest game of all time.*15 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen nude in the music video for "All of Me"
Your move, Kate Upton.NOTE
: To see the uncensored Chrissy Teigen nude pic
, click the picture above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*2 Chrissy Teigen nude pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 6
at the Lexus Design Disrupted party during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here
leaving her hotel in Manhattan (pics start here
at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here
arriving to the BCBG MAX Azria Show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here
and Hailee Steinfeld
shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here
and her kids at a playground in Manhattan (pics start here
leaving yoga class in L.A. (pics start here
leaving a dance studio in Thousand Oaks (pics start here
Actress Caity Lotz
) out and about in Vancouver (pics start here
returning to Claridge's Hotel in Mayfair, London (pics start here
at the Pandora flagship store launch party in London (pics start here
leaving Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Santa Monica (pics start here
*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen shopping in Manhattan (8/18)*20 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen celebrating Vegas Magazine's Summer Issue at Azure Luxury Pool Inside The Palazzo Hotel in Las Vegas
Chrissy Teigen attended the Vegas Magazine
Summer Issue party last night at The Palazzo, and she has 100 new enemies now because all the other chicks at the party hate her because she looked fucking amazing and chicks are catty bitches. Well, all the ugly chicks at least. And really, who cares about having them as enemies. It's like being hated by a Canadian. Aw, how cute.*30 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen is gorgeous
John Legend's fiance
model Chrissy Teigen is known to speak her mind on twitter
, and she definitely didn't disappoint over the weekend at the Chime for Change Concert in London, blasting J.Lo's entourage for acting exactly how you'd expect J.Lo's entourage to act (since deleted):
"I won't get into it but Jennifer Lopez' people need to calm the fuck down ... I love Jennifer Lopez. But as I am sitting and watching John perform, I don't need her people to lay down the j-lo laws ... She shall still be my face and hair idol. Her people can kick rocks ... I have never once been asked to leave an area for an artist's supreme arrival. Maybe I should carry around a horn and streamers ... I'm bummed because I really loved her dammit. Anyhow, moving on."
It's sad to see Chrissy fight with her idol like this. Obviously there's only one way to settle the dispute between these two sexy ladies: a fully bonded and insured mediator (mutually agreed upon by both parties, of course) with extensive experience in alternative conflict resolution-- oops I meant kissing. They should kiss.*15 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery: