Chris Robinson, soon-to-be ex-husband of Kate Hudson and resident Jesus look-a-like, was seen kissing a mystery brunette yesterday before hopping on a plane at LAX. This just proves my theory that, if you can play an instrument, your previous occupation could have been that of a serial killer* and women will still want to get in your pants and play your skin-flute.
*though I wouldn't recommend a swastika between your eyes a la Charles Manson--that's just freakin' weird
Although Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's separation began with little animosity, Robinson has grown "increasingly irate" over Hudson's travails with Owen Wilson:
"Chris was feeling good [about their relationship]," after a late August conversation between the couple, a source told the tab. "Then after the split, he hears all this stuff about his wife and this actor. There's no doubt he's angry."The growing acrimony dismays the couple's friends. "It's all pretty sad," notes the source. "For a long time, their friends looked up to them as the ideal couple. When it was good, it was really good — and since it's turning bad, it's turning really bad!"
I have a feeling their friends "looked up to them" because they were rich Hollywood stars--not because they were "the ideal couple." Look at any picture of the two of them together. Kate Hudson gives me boners while Chris Robinson looks like the guy that just washed my windshield with yesterday's New York Times. North Korea is testing nukes? Thanks Chris! Now quit touching my futuristic rocket car and get the hell out of the intersection.
Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson
People Magazine is reporting that Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are separating after 6 years of marriage:
Actress Kate Hudson and her husband, Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson, are splitting, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. A rep for the You, Me and Dupree star confirms that the couple are separating after nearly six years of marriage. Hudson, 27, and Robinson, 39, wed on New Year's Eve 2000 after dating for about a year. Their son, Ryder Russell, was born Jan. 7, 2004.In September 2004, while shooting Skeleton Key in New Orleans, Hudson told PEOPLE about her relationship with Robinson since Ryder's birth: "We're sharing something so gigantic now. I think it's the best we've ever felt being together." Friends of the couple are relieved they won't have to live through yet another Halloween with Robinson dressed up as "Jesus Christ" and Hudson as "Slutty Mary."
I totally added that last sentence.
Kate Hudson better be wary for the next few weeks. When you fuck with the almighty lord and savior, bad things will happen to you (see: Christopher Reeve, Napoleon, Barbaro, Monica Lewinsky, etc.).
I don't know what happened, but I'll just go out on a limb and say that Chris cheated. Or Kate did. Or they both did with each other (is that even possible? I'll stop rambling now).
[WENN]
