Audrina Patridge at the MTV Movie Awards in L.A. (5/31)
Audrina "
Star Fucker" Patridge is single. She got dumped by
Star Trek star Chris Pine after just a few weeks of dating. Ouch. From
Hollyscoop:
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively that Chris Pine has split up with The Hills star because of the way the media has been obsessing over it. Apparently all of us were more excited about the pairing than he was! Chris and Audrina had only been dating a few weeks. They were first spotted together having dinner in LA, and were even seated next to each other at the MTV Movie Awards.
A source tells Hollyscoop exclusively, "Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image."
That is just unfair. Audrina is so much more than a reality show star. For example, she is a world-class finger painter. I would put her up against some of the top six and seven-year-olds in the country. Easily.
Audrina Patridge leaving her birthday celebration at Beso restaurant in Hollywood (5/9)
It came out earlier this week that Audrina Patridge is dating
Star Trek star Chris Pine (the two were
spotted at a bar together earlier this week -- Audrina's in the lower left of the pic). Though they've only been dating for a short time, their relationship already has that certain fairytale aspect to it. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Nick Cassavetes (director of
The Notebook) bought the rights to their love story and made a movie. From Bill Zwecker at the
Chicago Sun Times:
The scoop from one-who-should-know has it that TV reality star Audrina Patridge's interest in new beau and "Star Trek" star Chris Pine goes further than him being a charming, great-looking guy.
"She's totally into him because she's a real star fucker, and the word is Chris is on the fast track to superstardom. ... People think he could very much be the next Tom Cruise," a top agent and associate of Patridge's told me this week.
I can picture Audrina's epitaph now:
Actress
Model
"A real star fucker" Unfortunately for Audrina, if Chris Pine does turn out to be "the next Tom Cruise," not only is she not his type (she has a vagina), but he'll probably try to brainwash her into joining some goofy cult. Of course, considering whose brain we're talking about here, he wouldn't have to try too hard.
