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Chris Noth filming an episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent in New York's East Village (7/29)

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Chris Noth at the beach

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Chris Noth and family at Malibu Beach (6/28)

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Sarah Jessica Parker is a monster

Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth on the Sex and the City: The Movie set

Chris Noth (aka Big) and Sarah Jessica Parker (aka Carrie) get into a huge fight in the upcoming Sex and the City movie. I guess he finally figured out he was marrying a monster or something. I'm surprised this wedding didn't take place under a bridge so Sarah's busy schedule of scaring billy goats wouldn't be interrupted. All joking aside, she's really really ugly. I never noticed that before.

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Holy crap Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly!

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If you have a penis you can go ahead and skip this story. Sex and the City: The Movie spoilers courtesy of the New York Post:

Mr. Big and Carrie definitely tie the knot - and it's no small-time affair. Cast and crew are shooting today from early morning until 9 p.m. at St. Patrick's Cathedral, where the wedding takes place. Carrie and her gal pals will be wearing jewels borrowed from H. Stern. Sarah Jessica Parker even gets a congrats written into the script: "Mazel Tov! I read it in Page Six," reports a woman who played a well-wisher during filming yesterday. (Source)

Sarah Jessica Parker is like 60, right? I thought once women hit that age wealthy guys traded them in for a younger model? I mean, c'mon, it's as American as apple pie and Imperialism. On a completely unrelated side note, how many times a day do you think Matthew Broderick contemplates suicide?

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