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Kate Bosworth in Beverly Hills (10/19)

Coldplay's Chris Martin may be cheating on his wife with Kate Bosworth, which isn't really that surprising since his wife is a succubus. From Star:

The Internet is already abuzz with Star's exclusive story about Coldplay frontman Chris Martin's hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half's good friend, Kate Bosworth!

"I couldn't believe my eyes," an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. "There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"

This isn't fair. Kate is 26, gorgeous, and seems like a really cool chick to sit down at the local pub and have a pint of Guinness with. Gwyneth is 37, whiny, and doesn't drink beer unless it's from her favorite brewery in the charming little city of Kuala Terengganu, Malaysia, that she spent a few nights in during the summer of 2008 and oh my gosh you simply must visit especially during the amazing Thaipusam Festival that takes place at the end of January seriously why haven't you gone yet. I imagine making out with Gwyneth would be a lot like making out with fire.

Chris Martin assaults photographer (1/15)

While leaving a New York City hospital with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow on Monday,* Chris Martin (Coldpay vocalist) attacked a paparazzo and tried to steal his camera. Damn, I didn't know this guy had it in him. Have you ever listened to his band? I can actually feel my penis turning into a vagina when their songs come on. It's really something. Did you know instead of drumsticks, their drummer actually uses hardened tampons so it doesn't get too "loudish".

*Paltrow cracked a smile for the first time in five years Sunday night so Martin -- fearing for his wife's health -- had her immediately hospitalized.