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Ellen Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery leaving Porta Via bistro in Beverly Hills (8/28)

I guess the question we should be asking ourselves about this story is this: Why wouldn't Ellen Pompeo's husband be banging a teenager? Just look at his backwards hat. What a p-i-m-p. From Star:

In April, Ellen, 39, confirmed that she and Chris, 41, are expecting their first child, a daughter, later this year. But by late May, Chris had begun a torrid affair with restaurant hostess Rachel Artz, 19, in his hometown of Boston. "Yes, I had sexual relations with Chris," Rachel acknowledged when she spoke with Star. "We were intimate several times."

And while a rep for Ellen has denied all details of an affair, additional sources have told Star that over the course of three months, Chris and Rachel trysted several times — including at hotels in Boston and Miami, and a private residence in Martha's Vineyard — while Ellen was home in Los Angeles. "Chris promised Rachel that he'd make her a star — that's his lure," says an insider.

A source tells Star, "Chris often took calls from Ellen in front of Rachel and talked about their baby-to-be." Otherwise, the insider adds, "He didn't seem to like Ellen much when he talked about her. He made her seem like a diva."

Of course Chris was going after other women while his wife was pregnant . . . what else is a guy supposed to do when his wife gets fat?* You can't really blame Chris for this. Cheating on your pregnant significant other is this year's hip thing to do in Hollywood -- just ask Nicole Richie and Kourtney Kardashian. Coincidentally, I'm going out on a limb here and predicting next year's hip thing to do will be to collect child support.

*remember ladies, that's celebslam@gmail.com for all your hate mail needs