Chris Brown


Paparazzi photos from Monday, August 3

Chris Brown performing at Gotha nightclub at Le Palm Beach Casino in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman arriving at 45 Park Lane hotel in Mayfair (pics start here)

Charlie Riina doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Model Martha Hunt shopping in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out and about in New York (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani shopping in Studio City (pics start here)

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd out for a romantic stroll in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara heading to a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Diane Keaton heading to her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart in Brentwood (pics start here)

Reality star Lydia Bright (The Only Way is Essex) heading to work at her boutique in Essex (pics start here)

*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Sorry, Rihanna. Chris Brown finally came to a realization. Unfortunately for you, it was 2,328 days too late.


Rihanna and Chris Brown arriving at Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood (6/19)

Rihanna and her rumored new boyfriend, French soccer star Karim Benzema, were spotted at Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood on Friday night. Also there? Chris Brown. Wow, things must have been super uncomfortable for him. "Wait, so if I hit this Karim guy, he'll hit me back? Eeeek!"

*25 Rihanna and Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

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Chris Brown leaving his hotel in Miami (5/30)

The FAA doesn't allow smoking on planes -- not even private ones -- but that didn't stop Chris Brown on a recent chartered flight. Caution: Inflated sense of self-importance ahead.
"[Chris] blew [marijuana] smoke at a flight attendant and said, 'I paid $60,000 for this jet, so I own it and everyone inside,'" a source tells Us. "He told [another flight attendant], 'What is your old ass doing here anyway? I like to have the help be people I'd actually like to fuck.'"
Celebslam Presents: "Chris Brown smoking weed on a private jet alone with none of his friends or bodyguards around him at all."

Flight Attendant: "Sir, will you please stop smoking?"
Chris Brown: "Yes, ma'am."

*10 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

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Chris Brown at the 2015 iHeartRadio Music Awards in L.A. (3/29)

Chris Brown is avoiding charges after punching a man early Monday morning in the famous basketball suite at The Palms in Las Vegas. But don't be disappointed -- it's only May. There's still plenty of time for Chris to punch those smaller than him and get arrested a few times this year. Via NBC:
Cops said Brown and some friends were playing hoops at the Palms Casino Resort about 3 a.m. Monday when a fight broke out and Brown punched an unidentified man. The man was treated at and released from a hospital.

Brown, who completed probation in March stemming from his 2009 guilty plea to felony assault on Rihanna, his girlfriend at the time, could have faced misdemeanor battery charges. But Las Vegas police said Tuesday that the complainant said he didn't want to press charges, so "this case will not be pursued any further."
This story is obviously leaving out some very important details. The victim declined to press charges [and then hopped in his brand new Ferrari and sped away. "I don't have time for this," he thought to himself as he checked the time on his new Breitling watch, worried that he would miss the appointment to pick out the furnishings in his brand new condo]. Okay, fixed it.

*10 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chris Brown Basketball Fight 1
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Chris Brown denied entry into Canada

Did anyone just burst out into a spontaneous rendition of O Canada? Because I just did.

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What, did you really think a post with the title "Chris Brown weighs in on..." would contain something that made any sense whatsoever?

TOMORROW: Chris Brown weighs in on the Russia Ukraine crisis.


Chris Brown at Jack Kemp Stadium in L.A. (8/17)

Because I guess he thinks it's going to rehab his image, Chris Brown organized a charity kickball game a few weeks ago, and a charity flag football game on Sunday. A bunch of celebs played, including Omarion, The Game, Bow Wow, and Terrel Owens. That's Chris, above, no doubt with the flags sewn to his shorts. Because if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. I'm excited to report that Celebslam has obtained some EXCLUSIVE footage of Chris playing in the game:

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Tremendous run, Chris!

*20 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

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Chris Brown in Cannes (8/3)

Here's Chris Brown jet skiing in Cannes earlier this week. According to INF, Chris received a "serious warning" by the Maritime Police for jet skiing in a nature reserve. So basically, Chris Brown beat up nature. Fuck you, nature. Shouldn't be disrespectin'.

*20 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

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Chris Brown on a yacht off St. Tropez (7/31)

Wanted to kick off the week with a rare look at the bottom of Chris Brown's shoes. What an absolute treat! Normally you have to be a woman he's dating to see that. *rimshot*

*30 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

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