Chris Brown

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Sorry, Rihanna. Chris Brown finally came to a realization. Unfortunately for you, it was 2,328 days too late.


Rihanna and Chris Brown arriving at Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood (6/19)

Rihanna and her rumored new boyfriend, French soccer star Karim Benzema, were spotted at Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood on Friday night. Also there? Chris Brown. Wow, things must have been super uncomfortable for him. "Wait, so if I hit this Karim guy, he'll hit me back? Eeeek!"

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Chris Brown leaving his hotel in Miami (5/30)

The FAA doesn't allow smoking on planes -- not even private ones -- but that didn't stop Chris Brown on a recent chartered flight. Caution: Inflated sense of self-importance ahead.
"[Chris] blew [marijuana] smoke at a flight attendant and said, 'I paid $60,000 for this jet, so I own it and everyone inside,'" a source tells Us. "He told [another flight attendant], 'What is your old ass doing here anyway? I like to have the help be people I'd actually like to fuck.'"
Celebslam Presents: "Chris Brown smoking weed on a private jet alone with none of his friends or bodyguards around him at all."

Flight Attendant: "Sir, will you please stop smoking?"
Chris Brown: "Yes, ma'am."

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Chris Brown at the 2015 iHeartRadio Music Awards in L.A. (3/29)

Chris Brown is avoiding charges after punching a man early Monday morning in the famous basketball suite at The Palms in Las Vegas. But don't be disappointed -- it's only May. There's still plenty of time for Chris to punch those smaller than him and get arrested a few times this year. Via NBC:
Cops said Brown and some friends were playing hoops at the Palms Casino Resort about 3 a.m. Monday when a fight broke out and Brown punched an unidentified man. The man was treated at and released from a hospital.

Brown, who completed probation in March stemming from his 2009 guilty plea to felony assault on Rihanna, his girlfriend at the time, could have faced misdemeanor battery charges. But Las Vegas police said Tuesday that the complainant said he didn't want to press charges, so "this case will not be pursued any further."
This story is obviously leaving out some very important details. The victim declined to press charges [and then hopped in his brand new Ferrari and sped away. "I don't have time for this," he thought to himself as he checked the time on his new Breitling watch, worried that he would miss the appointment to pick out the furnishings in his brand new condo]. Okay, fixed it.

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Chris Brown denied entry into Canada

Did anyone just burst out into a spontaneous rendition of O Canada? Because I just did.

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What, did you really think a post with the title "Chris Brown weighs in on..." would contain something that made any sense whatsoever?

TOMORROW: Chris Brown weighs in on the Russia Ukraine crisis.


Chris Brown at Jack Kemp Stadium in L.A. (8/17)

Because I guess he thinks it's going to rehab his image, Chris Brown organized a charity kickball game a few weeks ago, and a charity flag football game on Sunday. A bunch of celebs played, including Omarion, The Game, Bow Wow, and Terrel Owens. That's Chris, above, no doubt with the flags sewn to his shorts. Because if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. I'm excited to report that Celebslam has obtained some EXCLUSIVE footage of Chris playing in the game:

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Tremendous run, Chris!

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Chris Brown in Cannes (8/3)

Here's Chris Brown jet skiing in Cannes earlier this week. According to INF, Chris received a "serious warning" by the Maritime Police for jet skiing in a nature reserve. So basically, Chris Brown beat up nature. Fuck you, nature. Shouldn't be disrespectin'.

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Chris Brown on a yacht off St. Tropez (7/31)

Wanted to kick off the week with a rare look at the bottom of Chris Brown's shoes. What an absolute treat! Normally you have to be a woman he's dating to see that. *rimshot*

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Chris Brown at the 1st Annual Skate Jam Party in L.A. (6/28)

Chris Brown may be getting a reality show. A camera on Chris 24/7? Isn't that already part of his parole? From TMZ:
Multiple sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ,  BET has made it clear to several production companies, the network would absolutely air a Chris Brown reality series, chronicling his life after jail. We're told several production companies are angling to sign Chris, but so far that hasn't happened.  If it does, we're told the show will get on the air.

A focus group was held Tuesday in the San Fernando Valley ... asking participants if they'd watch a reality show in which Chris tries to stay on the straight and narrow -- free from violence and drugs.  We're told the group -- comprised entirely of African American females -- was split, but the majority said they'd watch to see if Chris would screw up.
Honestly, I'm all for this. A Chris Brown reality show would be entertaining as hell. It'd be like a better version of Wipeout on ABC. "This Thursday, don't miss an all new Chris Brown Show. Two dumb sluts enter Chris' apartment after a night of clubbing, but only one will make it out without a broken sternum! Don't miss it!"

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