Mickey Rourke and Cheyenne Tozzi out and about in New York (9/15)
Remember the story a few weeks ago about
that lingerie model really not wanting people to know that Mickey Rourke got into her pants. Well, he did it again. Mickey was spotted all over New York last week with a new model, 20-year-old Australian Cheyenne Tozzi. I think I know what's going on here. Models are dumb, really really dumb. She must think she's dating the hot
9½ Weeks version of Mickey, not the disgusting 9½ plastic surgeries version.
Cheyenne Tozzi bikini pics! (New South Wales, Australia - 1/30)
Honestly, I have no clue who this is. I tried to Wikipedia her but got sidetracked by an article about
Carl von Clausewitz which led me to another article about the
Jurassic Period which finally led me to an article about
breasts. Damn, I always seem to end up on that page. Did you know that figures of the Phoenician goddess Astarte were represented as pillars studded with breasts? I did.
Cheyenne Tozzi bikini pics
Hooray for new features! Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi in Sydney, Australia (1/2008)
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Reason #347 why it pays to have money. That girl on the right is Cheyenne Tozzi, an Australian model. The guy on the left is Brandon Davis, a fat guy. He is also rich. Which may play a small part in him dating a smoking hot model. I don't know, love works in mysterious ways. I've learned not to question it.
