Cher leaving BBC Radio One Studios in London (10/15)
Cher is not a fan of Kim Kardashian's ass. She tells Sunday People that if she had an ass like Kim's, she'd look like an alien. In other words, Kim Kardashian looks like an alien. Chick fight! Chick fight!:
"There is a line in the song where I sing 'I wish I woke up with a butt and a rack'. I really do. But I will not be going under the knife. I've got a padded bra, it's a lot cheaper. And I don't want a Kim Kardashian butt because I'm so small I'd just look like an alien."I can see how old lady Cher thinks that fatso Kim has an alien ass, but she's a bit off on what she's seeing. Kim's ass isn't actually extra terrestrial -- it's so disgustingly misshapen that most people who see it up close just assume it came from another planet. At this point, Kim's body looks like a giant butt plug (have a looksee in your mom's nightstand and you'll see what a giant butt plug looks like -- just remember to wash your hands when you're done). Cher's right, though. Female celebrities without curves are about as useful as piss-flavored chewing gum, and there's very little demand for that outside of the Kardashian household or R. Kelly's dating pool.
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