Recently in Chelsy Davy Category

Harry keeps a poster of some of George W. Bush's gaffes on his wall to remind him of his love, according to the London Sun. Her brother Shaun told the paper, "Last month she said, 'Shaun, are woolly mammoths extinct?' I said, 'You can't be serious.' But she was totally convinced mammoths were still alive." He added, "She asked our father why grass-eating buffalo didn't eat deer when they got hungry. That's Chelsy, and we love her for it."

Someone needs to hurry up and organize a play date between Chelsy Davy and Jessica Simpson—but keep all the toys with small pieces out of the room. The two of them together has potential for a great prank: I'd call Papa Joe Simpson and tell him I brought a "special" toy for the two girls. As I open the door and toss it in, the hidden cameras would cut to the inquisitive faces of Jessica and Chelsy. Their looks of curiosity would be replaced with horror as they realized the object flying through the air was in fact a rubik's cube tied to a book of sudoku puzzles. It'd be like one of those slo-mo scenes you always see in war movies. Jessica and Chelsy would be diving behind the couch and shit. It'd be great.