Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler topless in Tokyo

Remember when Chelsea Handler retired her boobs? Well they're back to work now. Here she is giving her friend Maria Sharapova a topless birthday present from Tokyo yesterday. Crap, I hope my grandma doesn't see this. I told her I wanted something besides a sweater for my birthday this year. *gulp*

*5 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 1
  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 2
  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 3
  • Chelsea Handler Nude Hijinks 4

Chelsea Handler in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (3/27)

Chelsea Handler has had no problem going topless and even bottomless on Twitter, but throw a bikini into the mix and she suddenly gets all modest. That's her attempting to cover up in Cabo San Lucas a few days ago. Chelsea, you idiot. This trip could've provided taco jokes for weeks on Twitter, but instead you had to go and pull this. You're not the attention-whoring exhibitionist I thought you were.

*15 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 1
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 2
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 3
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 4
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 5
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 6
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 7
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 8
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 9
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 10
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 11
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 12
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 13
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 14
  • Chelsea Handler Bikini Coverup 15

Chelsea Handler goes full frontal

Reese Witherspoon turned 40 yesterday so naturally Chelsea Handler got naked and said:
Happy Birthday @reesewitherspoon
Crap, I didn't get the memo about Reese wanting naked selfies for her birthday. I got her a stupid electric wine opener. Dammit this is so embarrassing.

*3 Chelsea Handler naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Full Frontal
  • Chelsea Handler Fully Nude
  • Chelsea Handler Fully Naked

It's Chelsea Handler's butt

Chelsea Handler said last year that she was done taking boob selfies, and she is. She Instagrammed this "artsy" picture yesterday and there isn't a boob to be seen. She wouldn't lie about something like that. They don't call her the "George Washington of Menopausal Women" for nothing . . . wait, that's her nickname, right?

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Butt Instagram 1
  • Chelsea Handler Butt Instagram 2

Chelsea Handler's retiring her boobs

Chelsea Handler's done tweeting topless photos. She told Cosmopolitan's "Fun Fearless Life" conference on Saturday:
"I'm over the naked selfie thing. At first it was to make a point and then it was to annoy people, but I'm over it. The boob selfies are done. I've been there, done that. People were getting annoyed with me and sometimes I try to listen to people."
Dammit, this story would be so much better if it was about Sofia Vergara. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to use my imagination. Chelsea, can you put a bunch of marbles in your mouth and say something? Wave your hands in a frantic manner, too.

*3 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler No More Boobs 1
  • Chelsea Handler No More Boobs 2

LIFE PRO TIP: If you're ever at Chelsea Handler's house and she offers you a piece of fruit, wash it. For the love of God, wash it.


Does Chelsea Handler actually own a top?

Here's Chelsea Handler topless yet again, this time while water skiing on the 4th (video on Page 2). You gotta give her some credit. She's against tan lines, a stand fully backed by her actions. She's better than me. I'm against hunger in Africa and I never buy those kids on the infomercials.

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Topless Water Skiing 1

Topless Chelsea Handler. Again.

It's been days since Chelsea Handler last showed her boobs to the internet, so here she is floating around topless on vacation. I can't help but get the feeling that if Josh Duggar's sisters acted more like this, he wouldn't have been forced to accidentally touch them while they slept. #itstheirfault #prayforjosh

*4 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Topless Chelsea Handler Boobs 1
  • Topless Chelsea Handler Boobs 2

It's Chelsea Handler's ass

Because she was bored or something, Chelsea Handler posted a picture of her ass to Instagram on Monday. Great. We've seen her boobs too many times to count, and now we've seen her 40-year-old ass. Pretty much the only thing we haven't seen yet is her cock.

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Butt Flash 1
  • Chelsea Handler Butt Flash 2

Chelsea Handler flashes her boobs again

Oh look, Chelsea Handler's boobs again. How. Exciting. Maybe all you ladies will luck out later and Larry King will tweet a picture of his wrinkled old balls.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Chelsea Handler boobs pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Speaker Boobs 1
  • Chelsea Handler Speaker Boobs 2