Jenna Jameson and Chelsea Handler are fighting
The irony, it is so thick. From the New York Daily News
"Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... " Jameson tweeted. "Probably because she's a dried up old whore."
Though the vulgar insult appeared unprovoked, it may be retaliation for comments Handler made in a December interview with Katie Couric for Glamour magazine. When Couric asked the late-night host whether she ever has "second thoughts about being raunchy," Handler took issue with the adjective.
"I say things that a lot of people wouldn't say, and some of it probably isn't in the best taste," she said. "But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson."
LOL! Jenna Jameson calling someone a whore is like Mel Gibson calling someone a racist. If Jenna's going to start lashing out at people that have disrespected her, she better start with every single co-star she's ever had. Because frankly, after a 20 year career in porn, there's only one place that's ever had more icing on it than her face: a hockey rink. *15 Jenna Jameson pictures total in the gallery:
The most painfully unfunny interview of 2010
Chelsea Handler -- who was one of the attendees of Jennifer Aniston's "Sycophant Summit 2010
" in Mexico over Thanksgiving weekend -- had some harsh things to say about Angelina Jolie at a comedy club in New Jersey over the weekend. When asked to comment, one audience member said, "I don't get it. Is she a comedian? Is the fact that nothing she says is funny what's supposed to be funny? I'm confused." From Us Weekly
During a stand-up comedy show in Newark, NJ over the weekend, Handler -- new BFF to Jennifer Aniston, 41 -- went on a foul-mouthed rant against Angelina Jolie.
"She's a homewrecker, she is," Handler, 35, said of Jolie, the current of love of Aniston's ex Brad Pitt. "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don't f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Because you're a f***ing c***. You're a f***ing b***h!"
Oh man, Angelina is gonna be so pissed when she hears about this . . . especially if she has Google and can look up who the fuck Chelsea Handler actually is.NOTE
: Weird, I type in Chelsea's name on Wikipedia and it redirects me to this page
. *10 Chelsea Handler and Jay Leno pictures total in the gallery:
Chelsea Handler signing her new book Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang, Bang at Borders in Washington DC
When I laugh more at the jokes made by common street trash than you, I think that's a sign you should quit comedy. From the New York Daily News
Handler, 35, wrote on her blog that "Jesse James' first alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, is being supported emotionally by her father. In a recent interview, Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra and Jesse were separated and was 'shocked' to see them together at the Oscars.
"I guess she doesn't read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face."
However, McGee, 32, didn't take the joke too kindly and took to her Facebook page to bash Handler.
"Chelsea, heres some free advice..use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin," she wrote. "Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken ."
Soon after, McGee added an underhanded compliment, saying, "In all seriousness, Im a big fan of Chelsea Lately...feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me..."
Listening to these two harpies bad-mouth each other is a lot like listening to Al Gore's theory on Global Warming: no one cares. Besides, if Michelle really wants to get back at Chelsea, she doesn't need to talk shit about her in public, she just needs to send her a mirror. Or cut a hole in the bottom of her feed bag. And if Chelsea really wants to anger Michelle, she just needs to burn a copy of Mein Kampf
: Handler responded to McGee on her show Wednesday night:
"First of all,
look at my forehead, you dumb bitch okay? It moves ...
You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in
your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' balls. So shut your face."
"You have had a needle in your forehead." Seriously, how did this bitch get a job? That's not a joke. That's an observation.
Chelsea Handler at Miami International Airport
Apparently Jay Mohr
and Chelsea Handler
are fighting or something. Who? From Radar
A twitter war between two comedians was sparked Sunday morning when Jay Mohr accused Chelsea Handler of being drunk, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. It all began when the two were staying at the same hotel in Denver, Colorado Saturday night. Jay was performing at the comedy club, Comedy Works, and Chelsea performing in the much bigger venue The Wells Fargo Theater.
They ran into each other in the lobby and late Saturday night, Jay tweeted "Just saw Chelsea Handler in the lobby of my hotel. She was so drunk she could hardly walk. I think someone has a wee bit of a problem."
Then early Sunday morning Chelsea, the host of E!'s Chelsea Lately, fired back "Jay Mohr thinks I 'stumbled' past him last night. There's a big difference between stumbling by and just not interested."
I don't know why Chelsea has to be such a bitch about this whole thing. If anything, she should be flattered that someone finally recognized her in public. That makes one!
Paris Hilton out and about in Hollywood
Paris, when Chelsea Handler calls you a "cock-ravenous slut" and a "bottomless cum dumpster" on her show, she's actually making fun of you. From the New York Post
Chelsea Handler doesn't have much sympathy for the celebs she lampoons on her E! talkshow. "I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," the "Chelsea Lately" host tells Philadelphia Style magazine. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "
Chelsea's right about Paris being "stupid" . . . especially if she actually watches her show. I'd rather sit through a root canal without anesthesia than an entire episode of that piece of crap. The only things less funny than Chelsea Lately
are Holocaust victims, herpes, Holocaust victims with herpes, and anything starring Jimmy Fallon. Chelsea should actually be honored that someone famous knows who she is . . . because in five years, no one else will.
Eliza Dushku in Allure's "Nude Issue"
That's Eliza Dushku butt-ass-naked for Allure
magazine's annual "Nude Issue" which hits newsstands April 21. Chelsea Handler
and Padma Lakshmi
also strip down. While the Nude Issue sounds good in theory, the execution is rather poor. For example, I can't see one nipple. I guess I'm supposed to use my imagination or something. Thanks for nothing Allure
. What the fuck am I, four?