Paris Hilton out and about in Hollywood (11/2)
Paris, when Chelsea Handler calls you a "cock-ravenous slut" and a "bottomless cum dumpster" on her show, she's actually making fun of you. From the New York Post:
Chelsea Handler doesn't have much sympathy for the celebs she lampoons on her E! talkshow. "I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," the "Chelsea Lately" host tells Philadelphia Style magazine. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "Chelsea's right about Paris being "stupid" . . . especially if she actually watches her show. I'd rather sit through a root canal without anesthesia than an entire episode of that piece of crap. The only things less funny than Chelsea Lately are Holocaust victims, herpes, Holocaust victims with herpes, and anything starring Jimmy Fallon. Chelsea should actually be honored that someone famous knows who she is . . . because in five years, no one else will.
