Chelsea Handler


Chelsea Handler's retiring her boobs

Chelsea Handler's done tweeting topless photos. She told Cosmopolitan's "Fun Fearless Life" conference on Saturday:
"I'm over the naked selfie thing. At first it was to make a point and then it was to annoy people, but I'm over it. The boob selfies are done. I've been there, done that. People were getting annoyed with me and sometimes I try to listen to people."
Dammit, this story would be so much better if it was about Sofia Vergara. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to use my imagination. Chelsea, can you put a bunch of marbles in your mouth and say something? Wave your hands in a frantic manner, too.

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LIFE PRO TIP: If you're ever at Chelsea Handler's house and she offers you a piece of fruit, wash it. For the love of God, wash it.

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Does Chelsea Handler actually own a top?

Here's Chelsea Handler topless yet again, this time while water skiing on the 4th (video on Page 2). You gotta give her some credit. She's against tan lines, a stand fully backed by her actions. She's better than me. I'm against hunger in Africa and I never buy those kids on the infomercials.

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Topless Chelsea Handler. Again.

It's been days since Chelsea Handler last showed her boobs to the internet, so here she is floating around topless on vacation. I can't help but get the feeling that if Josh Duggar's sisters acted more like this, he wouldn't have been forced to accidentally touch them while they slept. #itstheirfault #prayforjosh

*4 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

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It's Chelsea Handler's ass

Because she was bored or something, Chelsea Handler posted a picture of her ass to Instagram on Monday. Great. We've seen her boobs too many times to count, and now we've seen her 40-year-old ass. Pretty much the only thing we haven't seen yet is her cock.

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Chelsea Handler flashes her boobs again

Oh look, Chelsea Handler's boobs again. How. Exciting. Maybe all you ladies will luck out later and Larry King will tweet a picture of his wrinkled old balls.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Chelsea Handler boobs pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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It's Chelsea Handler's nipples

Missed this last week, but Chelsea Handler tweeted another pics of her nipples:
Exercising my human right to work side by side with my fellow man. #amazon #freethenipple
On the upside, I fully support the #freethenipple movement and hope it will one day lead to Euro-style topless beaches in America. On the downside, I am now way too familiar with Chelsea Handler's leathery breasts and could probably pick them out of a lineup. If I could rewind my life and start over from six months ago, I totally would.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Chelsea Handler topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Chelsea Handler shows her boobs

To take a stand against Instagram's policy against showing boobs, Chelsea Handler tweeted a Vladimir-Putin-esque picture of her boobs yesterday, daring the social media site to take it down. Which they did, of course. She wrote:
"Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better. #kremlin"

"Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to show I have a better body than Putin."

"If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it's ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?"

"If Instagram takes this down again, you're saying Vladimir Putin has more 1st amendment rights than me. Talk to your bosses."
Chelsea has a point. It's ridiculous that a man can show his chest, but a woman still can't. I mean, right Katy Perry? Right?!?

NOTE: To see the uncensored Chelsea Handler topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*4 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Boobs 1
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Jenna Jameson and Chelsea Handler are fighting 

The irony, it is so thick. From the New York Daily News:
"Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... " Jameson tweeted. "Probably because she's a dried up old whore."

Though the vulgar insult appeared unprovoked, it may be retaliation for comments Handler made in a December interview with Katie Couric for Glamour magazine. When Couric asked the late-night host whether she ever has "second thoughts about being raunchy," Handler took issue with the adjective.

"I say things that a lot of people wouldn't say, and some of it probably isn't in the best taste," she said. "But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson."
LOL! Jenna Jameson calling someone a whore is like Mel Gibson calling someone a racist. If Jenna's going to start lashing out at people that have disrespected her, she better start with every single co-star she's ever had. Because frankly, after a 20 year career in porn, there's only one place that's ever had more icing on it than her face: a hockey rink.

*15 Jenna Jameson pictures total in the gallery:

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The most painfully unfunny interview of 2010

Chelsea Handler -- who was one of the attendees of Jennifer Aniston's "Sycophant Summit 2010" in Mexico over Thanksgiving weekend -- had some harsh things to say about Angelina Jolie at a comedy club in New Jersey over the weekend. When asked to comment, one audience member said, "I don't get it. Is she a comedian? Is the fact that nothing she says is funny what's supposed to be funny? I'm confused." From Us Weekly:
During a stand-up comedy show in Newark, NJ over the weekend, Handler -- new BFF to Jennifer Aniston, 41 -- went on a foul-mouthed rant against Angelina Jolie.

"She's a homewrecker, she is," Handler, 35, said of Jolie, the current of love of Aniston's ex Brad Pitt. "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don't f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Because you're a f***ing c***. You're a f***ing b***h!"
Oh man, Angelina is gonna be so pissed when she hears about this . . . especially if she has Google and can look up who the fuck Chelsea Handler actually is.

NOTE: Weird, I type in Chelsea's name on Wikipedia and it redirects me to this page.

*10 Chelsea Handler and Jay Leno pictures total in the gallery:

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