Charlize Theron


Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron leaving Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills (4/8)

Even though a source told the New York Post that the two are "just friends and colleagues," Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron were seen leaving Matsuhisa Sunday night after having dinner together. The Daily Mail says:
Charlize seemed particularly coy when she exited the eatery trying not to break into a smile and walking slightly ahead of the Family Guy star. Meanwhile, Seth couldn't wipe the grin off his face as he trailed behind her.
Want to play a game? How long do you guys think it took Seth to go into Stewie Griffin mode during his big date with former A-lister Charlize Theron? My guess is as soon as he finished the edamame. And I'll go ahead and lower Charlize's rank to solid B-lister because Seth lowers her value by association. Charlize can't be considered an elite talent if she allows the guy who made a career of repackaging other's material to diddle her. As the great George W. Bush once said: "If ya'll ain't part of the solution, then ya'll part of the problem." Or was that Darth Vader? Sometimes I get the two confused.

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Charlize Theron leaving a dance class in West Hollywood (2/1)

Did Charlize Theron get new sunglasses? Is she using a new moisturizer? Something about her seems more noticeable than usual.

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, February 1

Charlize Theron leaving a dance studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Jennifer Lawrence arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara leaving a gym in Westwood (pics start here)

Maria Menounos filming Extra in New Orleans (pics start here)

Kelly Brook out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham out and about in Central London (pics start here)

Catherine Zeta-Jones at the premiere of Side Effects at AMC Lincoln Square in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving a meeting in L.A. (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway walking her dog in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Benson leaving a bakery in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Will Ferrell shopping at Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley out and about in London (pics start here)

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Charlize Theron helping a friend move some furniture in West Hollywood (1/17)

Lindsay Lohan would literally shit herself if you asked her to help move a table into your house. "Move a what?!? What the fuck am I, Mexican?" Look Lindsay, I don't know what you have against Mexicans, but your racism will not be tolerated around these parts. I bid you good day!

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Charlize Theron leaving Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood (12/15)

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+ Whore! [Celebuzz]
+ Emma Roberts in her panties [Drunken Stepfather]
+ 50 photos that will render you speechless [Linkiest]
+ Josie Maran looking red hot [Popoholic]

+ The 10 actual best movies of 2012 [Guyism]
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+ 10 reasons why boobs are awesome [Brobible]
+ Miley goes goth [moejackson]

+ Sarah Michelle Gellar MILF sighting [Just Jared]
+ Gwen Stefani looking beautiful [The Blemish]
+ Drugs. It was drugs. [Dlisted]
+ Anne Hathaway screwed up [Cele|bitchy]

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Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart at a photocall for Snow White and the Huntsman at Casa de America in Madrid, Spain (5/17)

Add Charlize Theron to the list of people mad at that homewrecker Kristen Stewart for crushing the heart of Robert Pattinson and destroying the marriage of Charlize's friend Liberty Ross. I smell a chick fight coming! Via the New York Post:
Theron struck up a friendship with Stewart on the set of [Snow White and the Huntsman], but is also friends with [director Ruper] Sander's wife Liberty Ross, who also had a part in the movie. The scandal involving Stewart and Sanders that broke this week now has put Theron in an "difficult position," the site says.

"Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupert," an insider tells Radar. "She is very tight with Liberty, has often socialized with the family over dinner and cannot believe Kristin has done this ... When they were filming... Charlize felt like an older sister to Kristin, and they were always sharing advice."
Who can blame "big sister" Charlize for being mad at her little pig of a sister? I think the only way to teach Kristen a lesson is for Charlize and Liberty to strip naked, baby-oil themselves and the dirty little girl up, and give Krissy a stiff spanking while I film the encounter. Yeah, spank her until she cries, or at least cracks a smile -- whichever comes first. I know, it's a bit harsh, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make if it will save a friendship and a marriage. No need to thank me, I'll be thanking myself later, over and over again.

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Charlize Theron leaving Claridge's Hotel in Mayfair, London (6/1)

Wait, Charlize Theron thought I was a weirdo? That cunt! From The Globe:
Charlize Theron claims she'll NEVER auction herself as a dinner date for charity again after getting stuck with a weirdo. "It was the worst idea ever. They trick you with the whole, 'Oh you know you can help so many people,' and then you fall for it and before you know it you're at a restaurant with some strange man. I made two of my girlfriends sit with me. It was a scary thing. I'd rather just give the money to charity."
Who knew that Charlize Theron -- dinner whore -- was such a wet blanket? Look, when I pulled my erect hog out and sprinkled cocaine on it, I meant that to be an ice-breaker/conversation starter -- I didn't expect it to be the reason why you would stop donating to charity. Children in Africa will continue to be covered in flies because you and your friends couldn't do a couple of rails off my johnson? Typical one percenter. Shame on you Charlize, shame on you.

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Charlize Theron in Namibia (6/25)

Charlize Theron shaved her head a few weeks ago for her role in Mad Max: Fury Road, but she's been wearing hats since then (see here, here, and here), so no one's gotten a good look at it. Except earlier this week when she was spotted in Namibia. Look, I love movies as much as the next guy, but forcing an actor or actress to fundamentally alter their appearance for a role is just plain crazy. For example, Jonah Hill didn't have to shave his pussy for the new 21 Jump Street movie.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, June 7

Charlize Theron leaving The Wilda Salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Snooki and JWoww filming Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights (pics start here)

Carrie Underwood at the CMT Awards in Nashville (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus on the set of a photoshoot in Malibu (pics start here)

Uma Thurman out and about in New York (pics start here)

Julianne Hough out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend Michael Polish out and about in New York (pics start here)

Paz de la Huerta out and about in New York (pics start here)

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Gerard Butler out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Renee Zellweger arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Malin Akerman arriving at MTV Studios in New York (pics start here)

Reality star Lisa Vanderpump (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) leaving the Ken Paves Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in Manhattan (pics start here)

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Charlize Theron at The Colbert Report studios in New York (5/29)

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