Charlize Theron


Sean Penn and Charlize Theron leaving Christian Dior's showroom in Paris (7/7)

Is there a more miserable-looking person lately than Charlize Theron? She's been dating Sean Penn for months, and I don't think I've seen her smile once. Despite his overwhelmingly joyful nature (this is one of the rare pictures of him not carrying a giant lollipop and bouquet of balloons), I'm beginning to suspect that Sean might be a bit of a jerk behind closed doors. Just when you think you know somebody . . .

*20 Sean Penn and Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlize Theron Sean Penn Miserable 1
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Charlize Theron leaving Pinkberry in Hollywood (6/3)

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Charlize Theron out for lunch in West Hollywood (6/1)

Here's some shocking pictures of Charlize Theron being raped in West Hollywood yesterday. You may have heard that Charlize told Sky News last week that the media's interest in her personal life makes her feel like she's being raped. Well here's the dirty deed going down right in public. I can't believe police aren't stopping it. What an absolute monster this paparazzo is. I hope he has to register as a sex offender.

*15 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlize Theron Rape 1
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Charlize Theron picking up her son Jackson from school in L.A. (4/22)

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron leaving her house in separate cars (1/2)

So Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are definitely doing it. There was a rumor they were hooking up a few years ago after both of their relationships fell apart, and now Sean was just spotted leaving Charlize's house in the Hollywood Hills yesterday morning. This comes after the two celebrated the New Year at Sean's beach house on the North Shore of Oahu. Beach house. Hawaii. Hollywood Hills. I might as well be typing in Chinese because I can relate to exactly none of that. One time I thought I saw Charlize in L.A., but then it wasn't actually her. Fascinating story, amiright?

*10 Sean Penn and Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sean Penn Charlize Theron 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 16

Charlize Theron out for lunch in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and her fiance Eric Johnson in Milan, Italy (pics start here)

Ariel Winter on the set of Modern Family on location in Culver City (pics start here)

Dania Ramirez having lunch at Mauro's Cafe at Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Helena Christensen out and about in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger leaving the Arts Club in London (pics start here)

Ali Larter at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Britney Spears sightseeing in London (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian arriving at Aroma Cafe in L.A. (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley on the set of The Royals in London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving Madeo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicki Minaj launching her Nicki Minaj Collection at Kmart in L.A. (pics start here)

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Charlize Theron out for breakfast in L.A. (9/20)

*30 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlize Theron New Hair Pics
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  • Charlize Theron Short Hair Gallery
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  • Charlize Theron Tight Jeans Pictures
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Charlize Theron leaving her home in L.A. (9/1)

+ Caitlan O'Connor in a sexy one piece [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Lindsay Lohan still has breasts [The Superficial]
+ Lamar Odom is not in rehab [Celebuzz]
+ Alice Goodwin has an instagram, and it's spectacular [IDLYITW]
+ Kellie Pickler's big ol fake boobs in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kate Upton looks really sexy in normal people clothing, too [Popoholic]
+ Jessica Alba in her unsexiest outfit [moejackson]
+ Lucy Pinder pushing her big ol' boobies against a window [Brobible]
+ Gina Gershon makes a hot Donatella Versace [Dlisted]

+ Erica is really hot [Caveman Circus]
+ Fuck this fucking kid [Guyism]
+ Awww, Justin Bieber's first cocaine scandal [popbytes]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whitely killing it at the GQ Men of the Year Awards [Yeeeah!]

*10 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlize Theron Ugly
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Charlize Theron out for lunch in L.A. (5/5)

Even though privacy is something you knowingly give up when you choose to star in 35+ films, Charlize Theron still flipped off the paparazzi yesterday in West Hollywood. Hmmm, weird that Charlize got this angry on Cinco de Mayo and not the 364 other days a year she also gets her picture taken. Racist bitch.

*15 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

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Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron leaving Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills (4/8)

Even though a source told the New York Post that the two are "just friends and colleagues," Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron were seen leaving Matsuhisa Sunday night after having dinner together. The Daily Mail says:
Charlize seemed particularly coy when she exited the eatery trying not to break into a smile and walking slightly ahead of the Family Guy star. Meanwhile, Seth couldn't wipe the grin off his face as he trailed behind her.
Want to play a game? How long do you guys think it took Seth to go into Stewie Griffin mode during his big date with former A-lister Charlize Theron? My guess is as soon as he finished the edamame. And I'll go ahead and lower Charlize's rank to solid B-lister because Seth lowers her value by association. Charlize can't be considered an elite talent if she allows the guy who made a career of repackaging other's material to diddle her. As the great George W. Bush once said: "If ya'll ain't part of the solution, then ya'll part of the problem." Or was that Darth Vader? Sometimes I get the two confused.

*20 Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane date pictures total in the gallery:

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