Archive: Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron at a screening of Battle in Seattle in Beverly Hills (9/22)

Charlize Theron hates The Hills. She said as much Monday night at a screening of the film Battle in Seattle (directed by her husband Stuart Townsend). Theron told MTV News:

“I realized that this fucking show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of shit. That’s totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I’ll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.” (Source)

Could Charlize Theron be any more perfect. She’s rich. She’s hot. She hates The Hills. Seriously, why am I not stalking her? It makes no sense. The only way this chick could be any better is if she pooped lottery tickets. “Awww Nick, Taco Bell again?”

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Charlize Theron at the MTV Movie Awards in L.A. (6/1)

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Charlize Theron has a nice house

Charlize Theron’s beachfront home in Malibu

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Charlize Theron at a screening of Sleepwalking at the Director’s Guild of America in Hollywood (3/6)

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Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Joing the ranks illustrious ranks of Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, and Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron is Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2007. The Atlanta Journal Constitution says:

The problem, as always with these declarations, is that readers didn’t get to vote. The editors just got together and decided on who they were really hot to have lunch with. (Source)

Lunch means ‘rough sex’, right?

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Charlize Theron at the Venice Film Festival over the weekend

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Here’s Charlize Theron and some other dude in Belize yesterday. I think it’s her boyfriend. He, uhhh, he must have a great personality.

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Well actually there is a good reason to post these pictures of a bikini-clad Charlize Theron at a Malibu beach. It involves a banana, a jar of cake frosting, a nubile Korean runaway … oh no, I’ve said too much.

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