Charlie Hill

Charlie Hill and Linda Hogan split up

Great news 18-19-year-olds: Linda Hogan is single! The Hulk's ex-wife had been dating Charlie Hill since 2008, shortly after he graduated from high school. No, really, she was 48 at the time and he was 19. Well she's 52 now and definitely not getting any younger, so to the curb young man! An insider told The Enquirer:

"Linda got sick and tired of telling Charlie to get a job and kicked him out. And her friends and family are thrilled that the slacker is gone. Linda had high hopes for Charlie at first, but a VH1 reality show pitch about her life after Hulk and relationship with a man almost 30 years younger went nowhere."

"In the end, all she got with Charlie was a big mooch and a lot bigger waistline!" said the insider. Linda, who starred in the VH1 series "Hogan Knows Best," added 40 pounds to her 5-foot-8 frame in the past few years, and now tips the scales at 180, revealed the insider.

These days, Linda "is complaining that she's out of money and needs a wealthy man who can treat her in the manner she was accustomed to. She wants to start a new life. She's determined to lose weight and find a good, rich man closer to her age."

Good luck Linda in your search for a man to treat you in the manner you were "accustomed to." Guys with money don't want over-the-hill women -- if they did, they'd have stayed with their first wife. The reality is that guys with cash want exactly what Linda had the last few years -- a young piece of ass that makes their exes jealous. Of course, that strategy doesn't always work out . . .*

*See: Simpson, Nicole Brown

*5 Linda Hogan pictures total in the gallery:

Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill out and about in Century City (7/15)

Oh look, Nick Hogan's 50-year-old mom is still dating his old high school buddy Charlie. Honestly, I didn't think these two would make it past January of this year, what with Charlie filling out all of his college applications. I mean, that can be such a stressful time. But she stuck with him. Maybe she'll even move with him to school. Hopefully his dorm allows visitors past 10 PM!

*10 photos total in the gallery:

Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (9/12)

In case you care, Linda Hogan's still dating that dude that went to school with her son. In even creepier news, . . . *crickets chirping* . . .

Linda Hogan is fucking crazy

The Hogan Family feud just got stepped up a notch. And Brooke Hogan better watch the fuck out. Because if she doesn't shut up and stop lying every time she opens her mouth, she'll be facing the lyrical bullets of her mom's boyfriend Charley Hill. From OK!:

The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan's door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things: "[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called 'Redemption' which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales."

I've heard a lot of crazy shit in my day but threatening to turn your boyfriend into a pop star has to be near the top. I just hope Brooke doesn't take this threat too lightly. Just imagine if Charley suddenly had an album for sale on iTunes. She might literally die.

49-year-old Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at the Sundance Film Festival in park City, Utah (1/17)

Say what you will about pedophiles, but their is no denying that they have an impeccable sense of style. I sooooo want that jacket that Linda bought Charlie. Thing is pure awesomeness.