Archive: Charley Hill

Brooke Hogan and Charley Hill

Brooke Hogan has finally commented about her 48-year-old mom’s relationship with 19-year-old Charley Hill. Basically, she’s freaking out. In an off-air conversation with E! satellite radio host Michael Yo, Brooke said:

“I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support . . . I went to school with him. He was a grade under me . . . Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).” (Source)

I like how E! had to clarify that Charley was between Brook and Nick (in school). The Hogan family is so fucked up that if E! left that out, naturally we’d assume they had some kind of freaky threesome. Seriously, I wouldn’t put anything past this family at this point. Saying that Linda and the Hulk failed as parents is like saying Hitler failed at diplomacy.

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Linda Hogan is creepy

As if Linda Hogan’s relationship with 19-year-old Charley Hill couldn’t get any creepier, TMZ did some digging and found that Charley was friends with Linda’s son Nick when they were kids. All together now: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. TMZ says:

We hear 19-year-old Charley Hill was “definitely friends” with Nick Hogan when they were kids, and we we’re told he was an altar server at the church the Hogan family attended in Florida years ago. Holy jail bait! Charley was only one grade above Nick, and our sources tell us the two often played sports together. (Source)

The kid was an alter server? No wonder these two get along so well. Linda has all the traits Charlie’s looking for from his past relationships: facial hair, testosterone, and a pastoral staff! This story kind of reminds me of a porn site some people* visit where the moms hook up with their son’s friends. Of course the main difference is that on those sites, the moms usually look like women.

*Me

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