Chanelle Hayes bikini pics! (Marbella, Spain - 6/11)
Flynet tells me this is English TV star Chanelle Hayes at the Buddha Bar in Marbella, Spain yesterday. Further research leads me to the conclusion that "hot blonde 21-year-olds" just replaced "Cap'n Crunch" as my new favorite thing at 8:45 in the morning. Don't worry rum, you'll always be my favorite thing at 9.

Chanelle Hayes bikini pics! (Spain - 9/16)
That's UK reality star Chanelle Hayes in Spain yesterday. Chanelle rose to fame in 2007 after her appearance on Big Brother. Crazy Brits, why do they watch that stupid show? It has no redeeming value whatsoever. I feel dumber any time I watch even two minutes of it. That reminds me, there's a episode of Real World/Road Rules Challenge on tonight. Can't wait!

Chanelle Hayes bikini pics (Caribbean; 1/17)
I've never heard of this chick but I guess she's famous in England or something. She was voted the "favorite housemate" on Big Brother 2007 (UK). Impressive, yes, but not as impressive as the award I took home at my 20-year high school reunion: "Most Likely to Eventually Lose His Virginity". Thank God for Thailand!