Celine Dion and Rene Angelil at the Élysée Palace in Paris (5/2008)
Celine Dion and her 67-year-old (!) husband Rene Angelil are having another kid. Oh joy. From
Fox News:
Murielle Blondeau, a spokeswoman with the Bureau de Francine Chaloult, said Tuesday Dion and her husband, Rene Angelil, found out about the pregnancy Monday after she underwent fertility treatments in New York. Blondeau says the baby is due next May.
She says Celine and Rene are full of joy and that it's been a dream for Celine to have a second child. Dion's first child, Rene-Charles, started private school this week in Florida.
Fertility treatments? Weird, where I'm from, we call him the "pool boy." I mean, right? That is how Celine got knocked up? Crap, Rene is 26-years-older than her. His sperm would need GPS to find her eggs. To put it into perspective how old he is, I put together a little list (thanks Wikipedia!):
"Things Celine Dion's Husband is Older Than"- Microwave ovens
- Nuclear weapons
- Bikinis
- The transistor
- Polaroid cameras
- Credit cards
- Digital clocks
- Electric calculators
- ATM machines
Celine Dion has a stalkerWhy in the hell would you stalk Celine Dion? What, Belinda Carlisle was unavailable? From
CTV Montreal:
Laval [Montreal] police have arrested a man suspected of stalking Céline Dion. The 41-year-old was arrested outside the gates of Dion's home on Île Gagnon in Laval, Quebec, at about 10 a.m. Friday morning. The man buzzed the intercom and demanded to see Dion, or her husband, René Angélil. When he refused to leave, security called police. By the time police arrived, the man had left the property. But officers arrested him a short time later, when he returned to the gates. The suspect, who has been sent to hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, will appear in court Monday to face charges of harassment. (Source)
There are only three reasons why a person would actually stalk Celine
Dion: 1. You're interested in learning her secrets to marrying older
fat men, 2. You have an unhealthy obsession with
Lord of the Rings and you mistook her for Gollum, or 3. That stupid "My Heart Will Go On" song keeps you up every night and you haven't been able to get it out of your head since 1997 and just when you think it's finally gone you hear it on an elevator or in the waiting room at your dentist's office Celine Dion must die Celine Dion must die Celine Dion must die -- *clears throat* Sooooo, how about those Lakers?
Celine Dion performing at the Palacio de los Deportes in Mexico City (12/9)
Celine Dion needs to seriously chill the fuck out. Someone needs to get her high or something. Do me a favor: If I ever act like Celine Dion -- e.g. run around like a chicken with its head cut off or say the word "lurve" -- punch me right in the groin. I'll get the message.
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Celine Dion bikini pics! (Antibes, France - 7/8)
You wanna hear something creepy about Celine Dion's husband René: his first kid was born in 1968, the same year as Celine. *shudders*
Celine Dion's son Rene Charles on vacation in Antibes, France (7/6)
Do you think if Celine Dion's son got into a fight with Cindy Crawford's son, they would just pull each other's hair for a few minutes and then go shopping?
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Celine Dion bikini pics
I don't know how old these bikini pictures of Celine Dion and her father are but I've never seen them so they're new to me ... wait, that's who? Her husband? He's how old? He use to be her manager when she was 13-years-old? All together now ... ewwwwwwwwww
More Celine Dion bikini candids after the jump...
