Another month has passed us by, and with that, another month of sexy twitpics. Like the one above Miranda Kerr tweeted on April 20. I've never noticed this before but Miranda is very attractive. She should really consider making a career out of modeling.
*77 pictures total in the gallery:
Here's a little gallery I whipped up featuring all the hottest pics celebrities tweeted of themselves last month. Thank god famous people are so narcissistic or I might actually have to break a sweat at this job.
*56 pictures total in the gallery:
Here's a roundup of all the ugliest pictures of the year. I just finished loading this soul-crushing gallery a few minutes ago and I gotta admit, a small part of me died about halfway through. I'm gonna have to watch a lot of lesbian porn to shake this feeling. A lot. *sigh*
*117 pictures total in the gallery:
Celebslam is shutting things down a little early today for the Christmas
weekend. Enjoy this little gallery I put together of "The Top 11
Celebrities Santa Wants to Sit on His Lap This Year" because, really,
why not sexualize Santa, Christmas, and the spirit of giving? It's what
Jesus would have wanted.
NOTE: Click through the gallery for individual comments under each picture.
*14 pictures total in the gallery:
2011: The Year in Beautiful People Here's an end-of-the-year gallery featuring the headline pic from every single "
In beautiful people news . . ." post this year -- 239 pics in total. That's Sofia Vergara, above. Wow, I can't believe how good she looks. She's really taking our break-up in stride. It's clear now that she never really loved me and was just using me for my taut abs and rippling biceps.
*239 pictures total in the gallery:
Fellow Americans: Have a happy, and safe, Thanksgiving. Non-Americans: Have fun at work tomorrow while we all get fatter, suckers!
NOTE: All the pictures have commentary under them, so be sure to click through the full gallery.
*15 pictures total in the gallery:
The 35 Most Amazing Pictures of Kim Kardashian's Butt There's a rumor floating around that the National Academy of Sciences is considering naming Kim Kardashian's ass the Eighth Natural Wonder of the World. And I say it's about damn time. How long is she to go without official recognition that she's carrying around something truly special? I almost don't even want her to sit on it -- I just don't want her to somehow mess it up. I want my kids and my kids' kids to experience this treasure in the same way that I do on a daily basis. God bless you Kim Kardashian's ass. God bless you to hell.
*35 Kim Kardashian butt pictures total in the gallery:
The Hottest Chicks of Comic-Con, a gallery Another year, another Comic-Con in the books. But let us not be sad. Let us rejoice by looking at 250 pictures of all the hottest celebrities in attendance. Like Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale, above. I heard that, right after this picture was taken, they made out for, like, five minutes. Seriously. I couldn't possibly make that up. Meth has pretty much destroyed the creative side of my brain.
*250 Comic-Con pictures total in the gallery:
Celebrity Nose Pickers, a gallery We've all done it. We just all haven't been caught by the paparazzi. Yes, I'm talking about
adultery the ancient art of nose-picking. Cybill Shepherd's certainly good at it. If she dug any deeper, she'd need to get a permit from the city.
27 celebrities total in the gallery, so click around . . .
*54 celebrity nose-picking pictures total in the gallery:
Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions For those of you keeping track at home, this is the third "Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions" post I've done (the other two are
here and
here) and all three have featured Paris Hilton as the headline pic. Coincidence? Of course not. Did you know that Paris only owns one pair of bra and panties and that they were actually given to her as a gift when she was 15? True story. I couldn't possibly make that up.
As always, gallery features a shitload of pics (20) -- so click around.
NOTE: To see the uncensored
Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunction Pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and
then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*20 celebrity wardrobe malfunctions pictures total in the gallery:
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