Celebslam Presents

Here's the latest installment of the hottest social media pics of the past month. That's Blake Lively looking just ridiculous in yoga pants, above. If you look closely at the picture, you can actually see a giant canyon. No, really, it's there. This isn't a practical joke.

*117 pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens' younger sister Stella Hudgens headlines the latest round of the hottest twitpics of the month. Yup, you read that right. Vanessa Hudgens has a younger sister and she looks like that. Mr. Hudgens is unavailable for comment because he killed himself three years ago the day she hit puberty.

*61 pictures total in the gallery:

A few days late, here's a roundup of all the hottest twitpics from December. Like Heidi Klum in Detroit, above. Wow, sorry about my assumptions, Detroit. You look totally awesome!

*82 pictures total in the gallery:

Here's a list to keep you busy through Christmas. That's right, Christmas. Not "the holidays" -- Christmas. Santa died for our sins, dammit. The least he deserves is a day in his honor. Anyways, back to the list. Some of these celebs are gonna get wonderful presents, and others are gonna get coal in their stockings. And herpes. Definitely herpes.

NOTE: Each picture in this gallery has commentary below it, so make sure you click through.

*14 pictures total in the gallery:

I know these are a few days late, but as Confucius once said: "One must be patient when dealing with awesome titty." Above is Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell at ABC Family's Pretty Little Liars wrap party earlier in the month. ABC Family is the dirty little secret of the television world. Tons of hot teen ass but it's OK for dads to watch with their kids because it's on a "Family" network. If network names actually reflected what was on the channel, it'd be called ABC 19-Year-Old Pieces of Ass Practicing Kissing On Other 19-Year-Old Pieces of Ass. God bless America.

*60 pictures total in the gallery:

Celebrities without makeup

It's a sad fact that most celebrities are pretty average-looking, which makes it all the more confusing as to why they'd leave their house without makeup on. I don't mean to sound sexist, Jessica Simpson, but maybe you could wake up a half hour earlier to make yourself more presentable to the world? Is that too much to ask? It's not like you're busy voting or something.

UPDATE: Apparently women are actually allowed to vote now. When the hell did that happen?

*30 no makeup celebrity pictures total in the gallery:

35 More Amazing Pictures of Kim Kardashian's Butt

Here's a delightful gallery featuring nothing but pictures of Kim Kardashian's ass -- or as I call it: the eighth and ninth Wonder of the World. It's that big, my friends. It's that big.

NOTE: Check out the first 35 amazing pics here

*35 Kim Kardashian butt pictures total in the gallery:

I'm off to go stand in line at Wal-Mart for a cheap [insert item here] (because I have no concept of reality and will waste 12 hours of my life to save $10, which means I value it at roughly $1.20/hour), so here's a nice little Thanksgiving gallery to keep you busy until I get back. Cheers.

NOTE: Each picture in this gallery has commentary below it, so make sure you click through.

*15 pictures total in the gallery:

A new month means it's time for another roundup of all the sexiest twitpics of the previous month. That's Vanessa Hudgens above, the little minx. She can do that. Wow . . . I . . . I didn't know she was so flexible. Is your perverted mind thinking what my perverted mind is thinking? . . . SHE SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN CIRQUE DU SOLEIL!!!

*103 pictures total in the gallery:

The Vampire Diaries' star Nina Dobrev headlines the latest roundup of all the Sexiest Twitpics of the Month. True Story: Nina's vagina smells like a field of daisies and once saved a boy from drowning in a river. It's a fact so crazy, I couldn't possibly make it up. Tell all your friends.

*91 pictures total in the gallery: