Celebrity Mug Shots

Paris Hilton's mug shot

Here's Paris Hilton's mug shot from when she was arrested last Friday on her way to Senior Prom. Wow, she's a shoe-in for "Prettiest Hair" at this year's Mug Shot Awards.

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Snooki's mug shot

Here's Snooki's mug shot from her arrest for drunken disorderly conduct last Friday. So freaking hot. Perhaps the cruelest thing about being Snooki isn't that you're as orange as Fanta or wider than you are tall, it's that you now have tens of thousands of dollars in your checking account, but you can't reach an ATM.

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Vince Neil's mug shot

Here's Vince Neil's mug shot from his DUI arrest early this morning. That shirt is AWESOME. My grandma has had the same one covering her dining room window for 30 years.

Chace Crawford arrested for marijuana possession

The streets of Texas are once again safe this afternoon after that menace Chace Crawford and his one unlit joint were finally captured after an intense four-county manhunt. From TMZ:

Chace Crawford from "Gossip Girl" was arrested in Plano, Texas for possession of marijuana ... cops confirm to TMZ. We're told Crawford has bonded out of jail.

Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces.  The charge is a misdemeanor. Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo's Pub.

Sources say Crawford was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found one unlit joint.

Jesus Christ, one joint? That's it? He would have been given the key to the city if he was pulled over on Santa Monica Boulevard. Dumb celebrities better hope Hollywood doesn't move to Texas or they're all fucked. Lindsay Lohan might literally be sentenced to death as soon as she steps foot off the plane.

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Gary Coleman's mug shot OH MY GOD

Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah yesterday afternoon on an outstanding domestic violence warrant. Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, warrant? From RadarOnline:

Coleman's arrest follows his wife being arrested on a domestic violence charge last year after they battled.

A law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com that the "Different Strokes" actor is being held on $1725 bail but refused to specify if police had specifically sought to pick up Coleman or if his arrest had been the result of a chance encounter with police. "He's been booked. He's in the jail right now," the law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com.

Coleman is married to Shannon Price. The star said that the couple married on August 28, 2007 on her 22nd birthday. Things have been rocky ever since.

UPDATE: Gary Coleman remains in jail Monday morning.

Sucks that Gary's still in jail. If he needs bail money, I know a great resource for some cash. You can get online payday loans for $1,000 to $5,000 in as fast as a day! No collateral. Just your signature.

Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual assault

Andy Dick was arrested Saturday morning in West Virginia for, well, being Andy Dick. From the Huntington Herald Dispatch:

HUNTINGTON -- Andy Dick, in town for weekend performances at the Funny Bone, was arrested around 4 a.m. Saturday by Huntington Police on sexual abuse charges.

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners, at 819 3rd Ave. According to a press release issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday from the Huntington Police Department, officers responded to a call to investigate “two alleged incidents of a patron engaging in non-consensual sexual contact with a bar employee and another patron.”

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims' genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” the press release stated.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Feb. 2. If convicted, Dick faces one to five years in prison.

Wait a minute, all he did was grope two dudes? He didn't expose his own genitals, climb up on the bar and masturbate, or try to fuck the Golden Tee machine in the corner? Wow, Andy Dick is really maturing in his old age . . .

Charlie Sheen arrested

He spent it in Aspen. Fun! In a jail cell. Not fun. The actor was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault, a felony, and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, after allegedly threatening his wife Brooke Mueller with a knife early Christmas morning. Yikes. An ambulance showed up to the rental house where Sheen and Mueller were staying, but she wasn't taken to the hospital. From Radar:

Sheen's version of events is that they were arguing about Brooke's drinking with Charlie standing firm that the mother of his twins had been partying too much. Brooke went postal at the idea that her husband was critical of her mothering skills.

Not helping Charlie's case is the fact that during the argument, he actually had his penis in a hooker. I mean, right? We're talking about Charlie Sheen here. Guy's been in more hookers than gonorrhea.

The beer was definitely flowing like wine the previous night as Brooke registered a .13 and Charlie a .04 on blood alcohol tests they were given by police. From TMZ:

We're also told Brooke recanted her story to a female officer just before the bail hearing, telling the cop she was drunk when she made the 911 call. Nevertheless, law enforcement sources say police will still pursue the case -- at least for now.

In completely unrelated news so don't infer anything from this whatsoever, Charlie makes $875,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. As for Brooke, um, she's good at shopping.

Jeffrey Donovan busted for DUI

It was learned today the Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan was busted for DUI two Sundays ago after almost hitting a police car. I guess you're not supposed to do that or something. From TMZ:

We obtained the police report from the Miami Beach PD. The arresting officer wrote he first noticed Donovan after hearing "a loud tire screech behind me." The cop said he saw Donovan's car swerve left to avoid hitting the police car.

When Donovan finally stopped, he didn't serve himself well when he said, "Sorry, I didn't see the red light or your stopped car."

The officer says he smelled a strong odor of alcohol, asked Donovan if he had anything to drink and got this answer: "I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau."

Donovan flunked a field sobriety test and was taken into custody. That's when he said, "The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with 3 glasses of wine."

What's this world coming to when a celebrity can't enjoy almost an entire bottle of wine mixed with a little Benadryl without getting hassled by the cops and treated like an ordinary citizen? I swear, we're creeping one step closer to communism by the day. Thanks Obama!

Phil Spector's mug shot

You probably heard this yesterday but in his retrial, music producer Phil Spector was found guilty of second-degree murder in the death of actress Lana Clarkson. That's his mug shot, taken after the verdict. That pic does not bode well for Phil's time in prison. When you haven't even started serving your sentence and you already have that "I was just raped by a 375-pound black dude named 'Tiny' who also stole my jello" look on your face, you might wanna think about just killing yourself.

Terrence Howard beat up his wife

A few days after Chris Brown was arrested for beating up Rihanna, Terrence Howard was caught by a Hollywood.TV cameraman voicing support for Brown ("It's just life man. Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. Rihanna knows he loves her. They'll be alright. Everyone has just got to get out of their way.") Understandably, considering the extent of Rihanna's injuries, people were pretty surprised that someone would be coming to Chris Brown's defense. Oh hey, I bet you'll never guess who was arrested in 2001 for beating up his wife. From The Smoking Gun:

Police and court records reveal that Howard, 39, was once arrested for a similar crime, the details of which have not been previously reported. [Howard] was arrested by Pennsylvania cops in September 2001 for assaulting his estranged wife. According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, "Don't disrespect me by hanging up on me or I'll come over and hurt you." McCommas then "hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious."

While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard "showed up at the victim's residence and began breaking the door down." McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then "broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim's left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face." The attack was broken up by Howard's brother, who responded to McCommas's house after he "saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim's house." When a Whitemarsh cop responded to the scene, Howard admitted, "I broke the door down and hit my wife." A second officer noted there was "fresh damage to the front door and marks on the victim's face and arm from being struck."

After being charged with a variety of crimes (simple assault, terroristic threats, harassment and stalking), Howard subsequently pleaded guilty in 2002 to disorderly conduct. (Source)

Wow, tough break for Chris Brown. He has one famous dude supporting him and the guy turns out to be a wife-beater. Pretty much the only way things could get worse is if Charles Manson started some kind of legal defense fund for him. "We need your support and donations people. Open your heart or I will literally open your chest cavity with this rusty shank I keep in my shoe."

NOTE: Seriously, if you're famous and someone asks you a question, just shut the fuck up. I don't care if you're asked what your favorite ice cream flavor is, just shut the fuck up. Because if you answer, someone will do some digging and it will come out that were arrested back in college for running naked down a street with nothing but a waffle cone over your penis.