Celebrity Mug Shots
Amanda Bynes' mug shot
Here's both of Amanda Bynes mug shots, taken after her arrest yesterday. The police were nice enough to let her pose for a mug shot with her wig on, but then they made her take it off for the real one. Omigosh, I love playing dress-up, too!
Reese Witherspoon arrested
Turns out "America's Sweetheart" is actually "America's Total Drunken Bitch" -- Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct early Friday morning in Atlanta for being a drunken idiot to the cop who was arresting her husband for DUI. Bitch even pulled the "don't you know who I am?" card. Yeah, you're an actress. You read lines that other, more talented people, wrote for you. From Variety:
Once Toth was placed under arrest, Witherspoon exited the vehicle and was instructed to get back in the car. According to the report, she "stated that she was a 'US citizen' and that she was allowed to 'stand on American ground.'"Reese Witherspoon has been arrested more recently than Lindsay Lohan. How fucked up does that sound? And this isn't one of those "I love the forest so much that I'm going to chain myself to this tree"-kind of Hollywood pussy arrests that Clooney's rap sheet is full of. This is a legit "I am a stupid fucking idiot" arrest. So now that Reese's carefully-crafted good girl image is shattered, she might as well embrace it. Start clubbing into the wee hours of the morning. Walk around smoking Swisher Sweets. Date Michael Vick. Go crazy, Reese. You've earned it.
The officer then detailed how she resisted as he grabbed her arms to arrest as Toth attempted to calm her down.
As the report details, "Mrs. Witherspoon asked, "Do you know my name?" I answered, "No, I don't need to know your name." I then added, "right now." Mrs. Witherspoon stated, "You're about to find out who I am."
The report also specified, "Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, 'You are going to be on national news.' I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.
*5 Reese Witherspoon pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan's newest mugshot
And you thought Lindsay Lohan would never be part of a major ad campaign again!
Josh Brolin arrested
News broke over the weekend that Josh Brolin was arrested in Santa Monica for public intoxication on New Year's Eve and spent the night in the drunk tank. Ouch, prison rape is not the funnest way to ring in the new year. From Yahoo!:
Santa Monica Police Lt. Darrell Lowe says the actor was not given a citation for the Tuesday arrest, which means he likely won't have to appear in court. Lowe says Brolin was arrested just before midnight January 1, when officers found him heavily intoxicated on a Santa Monica sidewalk. He was booked into jail and released about six hours later after he had sobered up."Heavily Intoxicated on a Santa Monica Sidewalk" -- that's actually the working title of the memoirs Lindsay Lohan is currently writing. What a weird coincidence.
*5 Josh Brolin pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes' mug shot
Here's Amanda Bynes' mug shot from her arrest earlier this morning. Wow, I really like her eye shadow. She must have gotten a ton of compliments from all the bulldykes in D-Block.
Lisa Robin Kelly's mug shot
Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's (Topher Grace) older sister Laurie on That 70's Show, was arrested Saturday morning at her home in Lost Hills, CA and booked on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse. After seeing her mug shot, everyone on the internet said:
Holy. Fucking. Shit.On the one hand, I feel sad for Lisa, but on the other, happy for drug dealers all over California. Seriously, 52 of them just realized that the chick that blew them last month for a free eight ball of meth used to be on That 70's Show. They totally hooked up with a celebrity!
*5 Lisa Robin Kelly pictures total in the gallery:
Nicolas Cage's booking photo
Nic Cage was arrested in New Orleans early Saturday morning for basically being a drunken ass. Damn, he should have used his acting skills to talk his way out of the arrest. On second thought . . . TMZ says:
According to the NOPD, Cage and and his wife were standing in front of a property he believed they were renting. She disagreed and, according to the NOPD, he grabbed her by the arm to pull her to the correct address. Police say there were no visible signs of injury on her arm.According to Cage, the arrest was nothing but a big misunderstanding. He was simply preparing for his leading role in the new Mel Gibson biopic, but no one told the cops. I bet they were Jews. Figures. I hear they practically run the South.
The NOPD went on to say Cage then began to hit parked cars and later attempted to get into a taxi. Cops say Cage eventually got into a cab, but a police officer ordered him out ... which "prompted Cage to start yelling."
As TMZ first reported, that discussion with police included Cage daring cops to arrest him ... which they eventually did.
Jenelle Evans' mug shot
Teen Mom 2 "star" Jenelle Evans was arrested yesterday in North Carolina. She's charged with simple affray and simple assault after TMZ posted a pretty awesome video of her beating the shit out of Brittany Truett (video on PAGE 2). See, Jenelle said Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen dip is the best but Brittany -- on no she di'int -- said Kodiak has a smoother flavor. And then it was on motherfucker. What, you thought two 18-year-old hicks from North Carolina would be fighting over something like who the better poet was, Shakespeare or Chaucer?
Mel Gibson's mug shot
As part of the plea agreement he struck last week for assaulting his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson stopped by the El Segundo Police Department last night for fingerprinting and booking. Jesus, does he have to be so serious? He should have worn one of those "I'm with Stupid" shirts that have the big arrow on them. Now who's the stupid one, Mr. Arresting Officer? Not Mel!
*2 pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Aguilera's mug shot
E! News somehow got a picture of Christina Aguilera's mug shot from her arrest yesterday (it wasn't released to the public because she wasn't charged with anything) and, I gotta admit, she doesn't look half-bad. She could have totally driven home. It's not like productive members of society are out on the streets at 2 AM. What's the worst that could have happened? She hits a few homeless people? Who cares. It just means a few more openings at the shelter for hobos with better reflexes.