Nic Cage was arrested in New Orleans early Saturday morning for basically being a drunken ass. Damn, he should have used his acting skills to talk his way out of the arrest. On second thought . . . TMZ says:
According to the NOPD, Cage and and his wife were standing in front of a property he believed they were renting. She disagreed and, according to the NOPD, he grabbed her by the arm to pull her to the correct address. Police say there were no visible signs of injury on her arm.
The NOPD went on to say Cage then began to hit parked cars and later attempted to get into a taxi. Cops say Cage eventually got into a cab, but a police officer ordered him out ... which "prompted Cage to start yelling."
As TMZ first reported, that discussion with police included Cage daring cops to arrest him ... which they eventually did.
According to Cage, the arrest was nothing but a big misunderstanding. He was simply preparing for his leading role in the new Mel Gibson biopic, but no one told the cops. I bet they were Jews. Figures. I hear they practically run the South.
Jenelle Evans' mug shot Teen Mom 2 "star" Jenelle Evans was arrested yesterday in North Carolina. She's charged with simple affray and simple assault after TMZ posted a pretty awesome video of her beating the shit out of Brittany Truett (video on PAGE 2). See, Jenelle said Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen dip is the best but Brittany -- on no she di'int -- said Kodiak has a smoother flavor. And then it was on motherfucker. What, you thought two 18-year-old hicks from North Carolina would be fighting over something like who the better poet was, Shakespeare or Chaucer?
As part of the plea agreement he struck last week for assaulting his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson stopped by the El Segundo Police Department last night for fingerprinting and booking. Jesus, does he have to be so serious? He should have worn one of those "I'm with Stupid" shirts that have the big arrow on them. Now who's the stupid one, Mr. Arresting Officer? Not Mel!
E! News somehow got a picture of Christina Aguilera's mug shot from her arrest yesterday (it wasn't released to the public because she wasn't charged with anything) and, I gotta admit, she doesn't look half-bad. She could have totally driven home. It's not like productive members of society are out on the streets at 2 AM. What's the worst that could have happened? She hits a few homeless people? Who cares. It just means a few more openings at the shelter for hobos with better reflexes.
Here's Jaime Pressly's mug shot from her DUI arrest last night and, um, are we sure it was alcohol she was under the influence of? Pretty sure I saw that same face yesterday on a billboard that told me meth will destroy my dreams. But what if my dream is to get high?
Here's Paris Hilton's mug shot from when she was arrested last Friday on her way to Senior Prom. Wow, she's a shoe-in for "Prettiest Hair" at this year's Mug Shot Awards.
Here's Snooki's mug shot from her arrest for drunken disorderly conduct last Friday. So freaking hot. Perhaps the cruelest thing about being Snooki isn't that you're as orange as Fanta or wider than you are tall, it's that you now have tens of thousands of dollars in your checking account, but you can't reach an ATM.
Here's Vince Neil's mug shot from his DUI arrest early this morning. That shirt is AWESOME. My grandma has had the same one covering her dining room window for 30 years.
The streets of Texas are once again safe this afternoon after that menace Chace Crawford and his one unlit joint were finally captured after an intense four-county manhunt. From TMZ:
Chace Crawford from "Gossip Girl" was arrested in Plano, Texas for possession of marijuana ... cops confirm to TMZ. We're told Crawford has bonded out of jail.
Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor. Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo's Pub.
Sources say Crawford was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found one unlit joint.
Jesus Christ, one joint? That's it? He would have been given the key to the city if he was pulled over on Santa Monica Boulevard. Dumb celebrities better hope Hollywood doesn't move to Texas or they're all fucked. Lindsay Lohan might literally be sentenced to death as soon as she steps foot off the plane.
Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah yesterday afternoon on an outstanding domestic violence warrant. Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, warrant? From RadarOnline:
Coleman's arrest follows his wife being arrested on a domestic violence charge last year after they battled.
A law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com that the "Different Strokes" actor is being held on $1725 bail but refused to specify if police had specifically sought to pick up Coleman or if his arrest had been the result of a chance encounter with police. "He's been booked. He's in the jail right now," the law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com.
Coleman is married to Shannon Price. The star said that the couple married on August 28, 2007 on her 22nd birthday. Things have been rocky ever since.
UPDATE: Gary Coleman remains in jail Monday morning.
Sucks that Gary's still in jail. If he needs bail money, I know a great resource for some cash. You can get online payday loans for $1,000 to $5,000 in as fast as a day! No collateral. Just your signature.
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