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On Friday a federal judge issued a temporary injuction to stop ParisExposed.com. As you know by now, the infamous website contains a number of Paris Hilton's personal possessions. Everything from medical records to personal videos and pictures were on display (including the fake ID pictured above). Paris' spokesman Eliot Mintz told the Associated Press:

"I know what this has done personally and emotionally to Paris. As far as I'm concerned, this is the most disturbing intrusion upon the privacy of a public figure that I've ever witnessed."

We also found out a little bit more about the deal that brought all of Paris' crap to the web:

According to Hilton's lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles, the entire cache of Hiltonabilia was sold at auction in November 2005 for $2,775 to Nabil and Nabila Haniss after someone—Hilton's camp blames the moving company hired to keep track of the goods—missed a monthly payment on the socialite's storage unit.

The Hanisses, who are also named in the suit, then scored a $10 million payday when they sold the items to [the owner of ParisExposed.com]

Damn. $2,755 turned into 10 million. Based on my calculations, that's 3,603%. And I thought I was a financial badass for buying thousands of Microsoft shares in 1987...oh wait, that's right, I am a badass

*yells at maid to come remove my platinum slippers and rub my feet

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Keep your eyes open for the third re-launch of Radar magazine, set to hit newsstands February 13. The only reason I'm telling you this is because of this article they have about Jim Carrey. Apparently three big Carrey films have been shelved in the last year, including one with Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz, due to the actors "unpredictable/bizarre behavior and on-set tantrums." An executive close to the production of Carrey's recent flick "Lemony Snicket" relays the following anecdote:

"When producers ... expressed the studio's concerns to Carrey, director Brad Silberling recalls, the star bristled. He said, 'You should stop right now, because what you're about to say may mess up my creativity for the rest of this movie.'"

And more recently, Carrey shocked colleagues on the set of "The Number 23":

[Carrey] "unzipped his fly and urinated" during a scene for the upcoming film - a touch that wasn't in the script.

According to IMDB, "The Number 23" is about "a man (Carrey) who becomes obsessed with a book that appears to be based on his life but ends with a murder that has yet to happen in real life. And Jim Carrey pisses." OK I might have added that last line. But seriously, if your name's not R. Kelly, you shouldn't be thinking "Boy this scene would be absolutely perfect if I started pissing everywhere."

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As if the International community doesn't already hate us enough, Paris Hilton and friend Kim Kardashian are hosting a New Year's Party in Sydney, Australia. As you can tell from the picture above, she hasn't been mauled yet by a rabid koala bear. I know, I know, you're disappointed, too. There's always alcohol and Prozac. Party in my head and all the voices are invited!

Kim Kardashian are hosting a New Year's Party in Sydney, Australia. As you can tell from the picture above, she hasn't been mauled yet by a rabid koala bear. I know, I know, you're disappointed, too. There's always alcohol and Prozac. Party in my head and all the voices are invited!

Kim Kardashian are hosting a New Year's Party in Sydney, Australia. As you can tell from the picture above, she hasn't been mauled yet by a rabid koala bear. I know, I know, you're disappointed, too. There's always alcohol and Prozac. Party in my head and all the voices are invited!

Kim Kardashian are hosting a New Year's Party in Sydney, Australia. As you can tell from the picture above, she hasn't been mauled yet by a rabid koala bear. I know, I know, you're disappointed, too. There's always alcohol and Prozac. Party in my head and all the voices are invited!

Kim Kardashian are hosting a New Year's Party in Sydney, Australia. As you can tell from the picture above, she hasn't been mauled yet by a rabid koala bear. I know, I know, you're disappointed, too. There's always alcohol and Prozac. Party in my head and all the voices are invited!

Kim Kardashian are hosting a New Year's Party in Sydney, Australia. As you can tell from the picture above, she hasn't been mauled yet by a rabid koala bear. I know, I know, you're disappointed, too. There's always alcohol and Prozac. Party in my head and all the voices are invited!

Plenty more of Paris and Kim down under after the jump...

artha Stewart was having a little bit of trouble keeping her pants up the other night at the New York Cinema Society screening of "Dreamgirls." While in the elevator at the SoHo Grand theatre, Stewart confided to a friend:

"My pants keep coming undone! It's scandalous. I can't seem to keep the top button up." Her focus then headed south and Martha complimented her companion on her shoes. "What size are you?" asked Martha. "You should come over to my place sometime. We are talking thousands of shoes. I have thousands of shoes! It's crazy."

Is it just me or does this paragraph seem like it came out of an issue of Penthouse? The pants that "accidentally" keep coming undone, the invitation to come back to her place, Martha pushing the emergency stop button and going down on her friend (I cut that part out due to space constraints). I always knew Martha had a dirty side to her--have you seen how she cuts up a cucumber on her daytime show? I'm surprised the FCC hasn't blurred it out yet.

Bill Cosby has settled the civil suit brought by a Canadian woman who claimed he drugged and sexually assaulted her three years ago. The accuser's attorney, Dolores Troiani, announced in a statement that her client and Cosby have "resolved their differences; therefore, the litigation has been dismissed pursuant to local court rule" which is legal speak for "Bill Cosby gave her some hush money."

The plaintiff, a former Temple University employee in her early 30s and a onetime acquaintance of the comic, stated in court papers that she accompanied Cosby back to his suburban Philadelphia home following a group dinner in January 2004. There, she alleged, he gave her pills that made her feel dizzy and subsequently fondled her breasts. She did not report the alleged incident to authorities until a year later. After investigating the matter, local prosecutors declined to press charges in the case, citing insufficient evidence.

This bitch has to be lying, after all we're talking about Bill freaking Cosby. He does Jello commercials. He's funny. He's lovable. He's like everyone's favorite Grandpa that smokes a pipe and always dispenses sage advice. In fact, I don't even think he has a penis--just a smooth bump not unlike a Ken doll.

Denise Richards says she made a "big mistake" when she tossed a photographer's laptop computer off a balcony on the set of her movie Blonde and Blonder in Canada:

"I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong," Richards tells Access Hollywood in an exclusive interview that aired Monday.

Note how Richards justifies her behavior in the very next sentence:

"I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

"Over the balcony it went," she tells Access Hollywood.

Oopsy woopsy, over the balcony it went like a magical flying laptop.

she made a "big mistake" when she tossed a photographer's laptop computer off a balcony on the set of her movie Blonde and Blonder in Canada:

"I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong," Richards tells Access Hollywood in an exclusive interview that aired Monday.

Note how Richards justifies her behavior in the very next sentence:

"I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn't and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible."

"Over the balcony it went," she tells Access Hollywood.

Oopsy woopsy, over the balcony it went like a magical flying laptop.

Richards' costar in the film, Pamela Anderson, weighed in on the matter:

"Can't believe the set is surrounded by loser paparazzi - not Canadian - all American and European ... Leave us alone!!!" the Canadian-born Anderson noted. "They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big hairy men attacking us girls. Ass holes!!!"

After the statement, Pam consumed an entire jar of paste before going on her mid-morning recess.

Pam could tell there were no Canadians photographers on the Canadian set because half the paparazzi were draped in American flags and the other half were frantically waving croissants above their heads while wearing novelty foam hats shaped like France.

Anderson continues:

"Paparazzi were shouting out 'no wonder you can't keep a relationship together' to Denise. Denise walked up to them. They threatened her and something happened. A computer bounced off the floor and pieces went everywhere, from what I hear. Thank God no one was hurt."

Yeah, thank god no one was hurt, besides that 80-year-old chick in the wheelchair--but she doesn't count because people in wheelchairs don't have feelings. At least I hope they don't. If nursing home walls could talk...

"I didn't see it as I was too busy yelling at my producer for something else that got leaked out in press. Normally I don't care, but I feel protective of Denise - I can relate. If it were me I would've thrown the photographers over the edge - they got lucky."

This set sounds like a goddamned circus. Computers flying, people yelling, paparazzi getting threatened with death for taking pictures. Throw in a bearded women and a motorcycle-riding bear and they could probably charge admission.

Claudia Schiffer says that models have become too skinny to be attractive, the Associated Press reports:

"It doesn't really look good any more," the 36-year-old says in an interview with Germany's Bunte magazine. Fashion looks good on thin models, but when you look at today's models you can not help but think there is something wrong. They are way too thin. It is only bones that stick out."

"I was one of the fattest when I started," said Schiffer, who according to a German magazine website "Modellkartei" nevertheless has a BMI of just under 18. The Web site lists Schiffer as 5'11" and weighing 128 pounds.

Claudia's way off on this one. What designer wants some 115 pound woman modeling their spring collection? In the world of high fashion, there's a name for those "type" of women: fatties. I mean the whole concept of a model over 110 pounds is just ridiculous. What's next? Letting women vote? It's a slippery slope and, frankly, I don't want to go down that road.

too skinny to be attractive, the Associated Press reports:

"It doesn't really look good any more," the 36-year-old says in an interview with Germany's Bunte magazine. Fashion looks good on thin models, but when you look at today's models you can not help but think there is something wrong. They are way too thin. It is only bones that stick out."

"I was one of the fattest when I started," said Schiffer, who according to a German magazine website "Modellkartei" nevertheless has a BMI of just under 18. The Web site lists Schiffer as 5'11" and weighing 128 pounds.

Claudia's way off on this one. What designer wants some 115 pound woman modeling their spring collection? In the world of high fashion, there's a name for those "type" of women: fatties. I mean the whole concept of a model over 110 pounds is just ridiculous. What's next? Letting women vote? It's a slippery slope and, frankly, I don't want to go down that road.

Hilary Duff and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden, sought restraining orders Thursday against two men--one who is supposedly obsessed with Duff and the other for allegedly being the one to relay his pal's threats:

Papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court state that Max "Doe," whose age is estimated at 18 or 19, moved to L.A. from Russia about two years ago "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved" with Duff.

Instead of creating his own Cinderella Story, however, the young man allegedly threatened to buy a gun and commit suicide and proposed other drastic measures, as well, to get close to the 19-year-old singer-actress. The court papers state that Max "admitted to being 'obsessed' with her" and "has stated his intention of 'removing his enemies' (i.e. those who prevent him from being with her)."

oving all the way from Russia to Los Angeles just to be close to Hilary Duff is a pretty good sign you might be insane. At least that's what the voices in my head always tell me. SHUT UP VOICES!

By the way, this wouldn't have happened if Ronald Reagan had simply left the Soviet Union alone in the 80s. Instead he had to bitch to Gorbachev about that sought restraining orders Thursday against two men--one who is supposedly obsessed with Duff and the other for allegedly being the one to relay his pal's threats:

Papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court state that Max "Doe," whose age is estimated at 18 or 19, moved to L.A. from Russia about two years ago "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved" with Duff.

Instead of creating his own Cinderella Story, however, the young man allegedly threatened to buy a gun and commit suicide and proposed other drastic measures, as well, to get close to the 19-year-old singer-actress. The court papers state that Max "admitted to being 'obsessed' with her" and "has stated his intention of 'removing his enemies' (i.e. those who prevent him from being with her)."

oving all the way from Russia to Los Angeles just to be close to Hilary Duff is a pretty good sign you might be insane. At least that's what the voices in my head always tell me. SHUT UP VOICES!

By the way, this wouldn't have happened if Ronald Reagan had simply left the Soviet Union alone in the 80s. Instead he had to bitch to Gorbachev about that innocent wall dividing Germany in half. Damn you capitalism and your stalker-creating free markets! Damn you to hell!

For no particular reason, Hilary Duff and family:

sought restraining orders Thursday against two men--one who is supposedly obsessed with Duff and the other for allegedly being the one to relay his pal's threats:

Papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court state that Max "Doe," whose age is estimated at 18 or 19, moved to L.A. from Russia about two years ago "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved" with Duff.

Instead of creating his own Cinderella Story, however, the young man allegedly threatened to buy a gun and commit suicide and proposed other drastic measures, as well, to get close to the 19-year-old singer-actress. The court papers state that Max "admitted to being 'obsessed' with her" and "has stated his intention of 'removing his enemies' (i.e. those who prevent him from being with her)."

oving all the way from Russia to Los Angeles just to be close to Hilary Duff is a pretty good sign you might be insane. At least that's what the voices in my head always tell me. SHUT UP VOICES!

By the way, this wouldn't have happened if Ronald Reagan had simply left the Soviet Union alone in the 80s. Instead he had to bitch to Gorbachev about that sought restraining orders Thursday against two men--one who is supposedly obsessed with Duff and the other for allegedly being the one to relay his pal's threats:

Papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court state that Max "Doe," whose age is estimated at 18 or 19, moved to L.A. from Russia about two years ago "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved" with Duff.

Instead of creating his own Cinderella Story, however, the young man allegedly threatened to buy a gun and commit suicide and proposed other drastic measures, as well, to get close to the 19-year-old singer-actress. The court papers state that Max "admitted to being 'obsessed' with her" and "has stated his intention of 'removing his enemies' (i.e. those who prevent him from being with her)."

oving all the way from Russia to Los Angeles just to be close to Hilary Duff is a pretty good sign you might be insane. At least that's what the voices in my head always tell me. SHUT UP VOICES!

By the way, this wouldn't have happened if Ronald Reagan had simply left the Soviet Union alone in the 80s. Instead he had to bitch to Gorbachev about that sought restraining orders Thursday against two men--one who is supposedly obsessed with Duff and the other for allegedly being the one to relay his pal's threats:

Papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court state that Max "Doe," whose age is estimated at 18 or 19, moved to L.A. from Russia about two years ago "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved" with Duff.

Instead of creating his own Cinderella Story, however, the young man allegedly threatened to buy a gun and commit suicide and proposed other drastic measures, as well, to get close to the 19-year-old singer-actress. The court papers state that Max "admitted to being 'obsessed' with her" and "has stated his intention of 'removing his enemies' (i.e. those who prevent him from being with her)."

oving all the way from Russia to Los Angeles just to be close to Hilary Duff is a pretty good sign you might be insane. At least that's what the voices in my head always tell me. SHUT UP VOICES!

By the way, this wouldn't have happened if Ronald Reagan had simply left the Soviet Union alone in the 80s. Instead he had to bitch to Gorbachev about that sought restraining orders Thursday against two men--one who is supposedly obsessed with Duff and the other for allegedly being the one to relay his pal's threats:

Papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court state that Max "Doe," whose age is estimated at 18 or 19, moved to L.A. from Russia about two years ago "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved" with Duff.

Instead of creating his own Cinderella Story, however, the young man allegedly threatened to buy a gun and commit suicide and proposed other drastic measures, as well, to get close to the 19-year-old singer-actress. The court papers state that Max "admitted to being 'obsessed' with her" and "has stated his intention of 'removing his enemies' (i.e. those who prevent him from being with her)."

oving all the way from Russia to Los Angeles just to be close to Hilary Duff is a pretty good sign you might be insane. At least that's what the voices in my head always tell me. SHUT UP VOICES!

By the way, this wouldn't have happened if Ronald Reagan had simply left the Soviet Union alone in the 80s. Instead he had to bitch to Gorbachev about that

A new tell-all book written by porn producer Paul Barresi contains some pretty shocking allegations about the sexuality of Tom Cruise:

Hollywood insiders are wondering if Tom Cruise's powerful legal team will quash a tell-all which makes some pretty shocking insinuations about the actor's sex life. Porn producer Paul Barresi is writing a book, "Pellicano's Enforcer," about how he allegedly helped incarcerated former private-eye-to-the-stars Anthony Pellicano protect celebs from negative stories. In one chapter that's been posted on an Internet site, Barresi tells how someone came to him trying to sell a story about Cruise - similar to the one that Cruise successfully sued porn star Kyle Bradford ( a.k.a. Chad Slater) over - and Barresi details how Cruise's team got the story killed.

Barresi neither proves nor disproves the claim, but Cruise, says a well-placed source, "cannot be happy with the story,' adding, "It's been a tough time for Cruise and my bet is that his lawyers are going to come out with both guns blazing - legally speaking of course." Cruise's lawyer, Bert Fields, told the Scoop that the allegations made by Barresi are "utterly, one hundred percent false" and "we can prove it." He adds, "If Mr. Barresi were to publish what we have seen on that Web site, I absolutely would recommend appropriate legal action against both Mr. Barresi and the publisher." Fields also says that he's "considering" steps to have the chapter removed from the Web site.

I like how Tom's lawyers say they'll prove the gay stories are "one hundred percent false." How exactly are they going to do this? Come out with pictures of Tom having sex with Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman--at the same time (he's so straight he can simultaneously have sex with two women!)? Or maybe a picture of Tom shooting his .45 at the gun range with Playboys and Hustlers strewn about. We're not talking about the normal edition of Hustler either. Oh no. We're talking about the "Beaver Hunt" Special Edition--chock full of amateurs. Do you honestly think "normal" Hustler centerfolds are enough to satisfy the insatiable appetite of a man as heterosexual as Tom Cruise? No fucking way.

Read the controversial chapter here.