Archive: Celebrity Gossip

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Minnie Driver at Malibu Beach (8/13)

[Pacific Coast News]

Kate Beckinsale getting her nails done in Santa Monica (7/19)

+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Bastardly]

+ Hayden Panettiere’s bf devastated she didn’t ask him to move in [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Khloe Kardashian talks about life on the inside [Dlisted]
+ Johnny Roten is a racist punk [Drunken Stepfather]
+ AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Slip Pictures (She’s on the new 90210) [Egotastic!]

+ Natalie Portman goes Bollywood [Just Jared]
+ Victoria Beckham still has freakish funbags [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Stephanie Tanner side boob [College Humor]
+ Brooke Hogan doesn’t think a woman should be president because of PMS [Cele|bitchy]

+ Rachel Bilson in tight jeans [Popoholic]
+ Lance Bass is banging a married dude [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Celebrities in white bikinis [CityRag]
+ Kurt Cobain’s daughter is “difficult” [The Blemish]

[Flynet]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson do Disneyland (7/3)

Lindsay Lohan and “friend” Samantha Ronson took a little trip to Disneyland last week. That’s the couple — along with Lindsay’s sister Ali — on the Alice in Wonderland ride. For those of you that have never been to Disneyland, that particular ride is great for making out. I’m not making any accusations here, I’m just saying. They’re gay.

[INFDaily.com]

“Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyke!”

I like to think 1000 years from now people will quote Usher the way they now quote Confucius. In an interview in next month’s Vibe, the singer said:

“It can never be bad to have a foundation as a man — a black man — in a time when women are dying for men. Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men. Are you not studying the stories?” (Source)

Usher’s got it all wrong. Porn movies have taught me that women become lesbians out of curiosity, not due to a lack of men. After all, that new temp is pretty attractive . . . I wonder if she’d be into a three-way scissor with Sue from HR?

[WENN]

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in Monte Carlo (6/10)

I think I’ve solved the mystery as to why Kim Kardashian’s ass is so fat compared to her older sister Kourtney. Check out the size of that cone Kim is inhaling. That’s full on XL waffle. Thing is twice as big as Kourtney’s. It’s been rumored for as long as she’s been famous that Kim has ass implants. I think this picture finally settles the debate — Kim does indeed have ass implants . . . made of calories. As for Kim and Kourtney’s, ahem, “larger” sister Khloe? Well let’s just say, you know the Ben & Jerry’s factory in Vermont? She lives there now. No, not in Vermont. In the factory.

[INFDaily.com]

Coolio arrested for driving without a license

Bad week to be a rapper in Hollywood. Warren G. was arrested on Sunday and Coolio earlier this morning for driving on a suspended license. TMZ says:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that the rapper-turned-TV chef (real name: Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. — yes, we’re serious) was pulled over in a 1996 Hummer around 1 AM PT for a minor traffic violation. That’s when the po-po discovered that there was a warrant out for Coolio — for a suspended license. He had originally been popped in San Bernadino County, Calif. in 2001 for the driving on a suspended license charge … guess he never handled his business! They took him into custody, and his bail has been set at $10,000. (Source)

A ‘96 Hummer? I guess instead of wearing 10 carat diamond earrings and covering their teeth with gold, rappers are now driving around mid-90’s gas guzzlers. Because at $4.50 a gallon, there’s no better way to show you’ve got money than by cruising around in a car that gets half a mile to the gallon. I heard that every time a Hummer is started, Al Gore cries.

[Getty]

Joanne “JoJo” Levesque

Singer Joanne “JoJo” Levesque at the Step Up Women’s Network’s 10th Anniversary Inspiration Awards in New York (5/29)

[Getty]

Please die

Seeing Heidi and Spencer at the Lincoln Memorial last weekend, one can’t help but think of Martin Luther King Jr. . . . beating the fuck out of these two with a tire iron. I have vivid fantasies. I’m pretty sure the paint on my walls is lead-based.

[Pacific Coast News]

Liev Schreiber “surfing” today in Sydney, Australia

Two-foot-deep water is known to be teeming with dangerously pointy seashells.

[Flynet]

Paris Hilton in Helsinki, Finland (4/3)

Paris Hilton’s best friend search is coming to a city near you! MTV is holding a casting call across the U.S. for their new Paris Hilton reality show:

Now that’s hot! MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or “fabulous” guy who has what it takes to become Paris Hilton’s new BFF. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!

Are you sick and tired of envying the social icons? Will you be the next pop-arazzi obsession and quintessential star of the red carpet? Prove it bitches!

Houston, TX
Interviews: April 4th – 7th

Anaheim, CA
Interviews: April 4th-6th

New York, NY
Interviews: April 8th- 11h

Chicago, IL
Interviews: April 12th-April 14th

Miami, FL
Interviews: April 10th-12th

Fort Lauderdale, FL
Interviews: April 13th-14th
TBD

Kansas City, MS
Interviews: April 11th-13th

Las Vegas, NV
Interviews: April 11th-13th

If you don’t think I’m showing up to this casting event dressed as a giant tube of Valtrex, you don’t know me very well.

[ONTD, INFDaily.com]