Celebrity Arrests


Matthew Fox leaving his hotel in New York (4/26)

I didn't touch on this yesterday, but former Lost star Matthew Fox was arrested for DUI in Bend, Oregon on Friday. He was pulled over and arrested after an officer noticed him weaving in and out of a lane and failing to signal properly. He actually was going to take a cab home, but ultimately decided not to because he's a fucking idiot. Yup, that'll burn you every time.

*15 Matthew Fox pictures total in the gallery:

  • Matthew Fox DUI 1
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Lisa Robin Kelly's mug shot

Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric's (Topher Grace) older sister Laurie on That 70's Show, was arrested Saturday morning at her home in Lost Hills, CA and booked on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse. After seeing her mug shot, everyone on the internet said:
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
On the one hand, I feel sad for Lisa, but on the other, happy for drug dealers all over California. Seriously, 52 of them just realized that the chick that blew them last month for a free eight ball of meth used to be on That 70's Show. They totally hooked up with a celebrity!

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*5 Lisa Robin Kelly pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lisa Robin Kelly Arrest 1
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Mitchel Musso busted for DUI

Disney star Mitchel Musso -- he played Oliver on Hannah Montana and is the voice of Jeremy on Phineas and Ferb -- was busted for DUI at 3:43 on Sunday morning in Burbank. The kicker? He's only 20. Awesome. Burbank spokesman Sean Kelley said in a statement:
"An officer was directing traffic and Musso failed to slow down when coming to the intersection. He didn't obey instructions and was pulled over. A DUI investigation was held and he was given a field sobriety test. Musso is 20 years old so any alcohol in his system is illegal. He was well over the 0.08 limit."
You know who also used to star on Hannah Montana? Yep, Miley Cyrus. I'm not trying to imply that this is her fault, but this is definitely her fault. She always used to make fun of Mitchel and say he was a dork because he didn't drink. "But no, Miley," Mitchel may have said one time. "That party at your house with marijuana smoking and underage drinking will interfere with my scheduled shift at the soup kitchen." Looks like she finally broke him. Damn you Miley Cyrus. HOW MANY MORE YOUNG LIVES MUST YOU CLAIM!

*5 Mitchel Musso pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mitchel Musso DUI 1
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Sam Ronson busted for DUI

Lindsay Lohan's ex-lover Samantha Ronson (ironically waiting for a cab earlier this year in New York) was busted for DUI on her way home from Las Vegas yesterday at 10:30AM. Ouch - the ol' morning after DUI. From TMZ:
We're told she was given a field sobriety test and didn't perform well. She refused to submit to a breathalyzer and was arrested on the scene. She was transported to the Baker [CA] substation, where we're told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time.

Sam DJ'd [Sunday] night at the Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas.
Apparently the CHP officer knew Sam was drunk when she started talking to him and he suddenly got a whiff of her breath: "Wait a minute . . . I smell something fishy."

*10 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sam Ronson DUI 1
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Nicolas Cage's booking photo

Nic Cage was arrested in New Orleans early Saturday morning for basically being a drunken ass. Damn, he should have used his acting skills to talk his way out of the arrest. On second thought . . . TMZ says:
According to the NOPD, Cage and and his wife were standing in front of a property he believed they were renting. She disagreed and, according to the NOPD, he grabbed her by the arm to pull her to the correct address. Police say there were no visible signs of injury on her arm.

The NOPD went on to say Cage then began to hit parked cars and later attempted to get into a taxi. Cops say Cage eventually got into a cab, but a police officer ordered him out ... which "prompted Cage to start yelling."

As TMZ first reported, that discussion with police included Cage daring cops to arrest him ... which they eventually did.
According to Cage, the arrest was nothing but a big misunderstanding. He was simply preparing for his leading role in the new Mel Gibson biopic, but no one told the cops. I bet they were Jews. Figures. I hear they practically run the South.


Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler arrested

And now, the most predictable story ever about Christina Aguilera. From TMZ:
Christina Aguilera was arrested early this morning along with her boyfriend  in West Hollywood, TMZ has learned.  Christina was popped for public intoxication and her boyfriend was arrested for driving under the influence.

Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff's substation on a misdemeanor charge.

On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5'2" and 100 pounds.

Aguilera's 25-year-old boyfriend Matthew Rutler was also arrested last night at the same time for a misdemeanor offense. According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department, Rutler's bail was set at $30,000.

Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be "extremely intoxicated" and was "unable to take care of herself."
How funny is it that Christina's weight was listed at 100 pounds? What, was Matthew so drunk that he drove through a tear in the space-time continuum and the two ended up being arrested back in 1998?

*5 Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Aguilera Arrested 1
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Edward Furlong arrested

The kid from Terminator 2 (and the upcoming The Green Hornet) got his ass thrown in jail this morning for violating a restraining order. From TMZ:
[Edward] Furlong's estranged wife, Rachael Kneeland, got a restraining order against Furlong, which he violated.  The L.A. City Attorney filed criminal charges and in November Furlong pled no contest to the violation.  He was placed on probation.

Furlong was in court today for a progress hearing.  During the hearing, the City Attorney told the judge Furlong had violated the restraining order last month by coming within 50 yards of Kneeland.  The restraining order requires him to stay 100 yards from her.

The judge ruled Furlong had violated his probation and the actor was cuffed and taken into custody.
In Ed's defense, you can't expose yourself to someone if you're not within at least 20 yards of them. Everyone knows that. Especially the girls at the high school where I used to teach. Fucking snitches.

*8 Edward Furlong pictures total in the gallery:

  • Edward Furlong Arrested 1
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Jaime Pressly arrested for DUI

Jaime Pressly was arrested for DUI last night in Santa Monica after being pulled over for a minor traffic violation. She was taken to the Santa Monica jail and held on $15,000 bail (which means her BAC was higher than .15). Dammit, I would have loved to be the cop that pulled her over. "Say Aflac. C'mon Jaime, just say it once. Aflac. If you say it, I promise I'll let you go. Aflac. Just one time!"

*5 Jaime Pressly pictures total in the gallery:


  • Jaime Pressly DUI Arrest 1
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T.I. and his wife Tameka Cottle arrested

T.I. and his wife Tameka Cottle (the woman who looks like Mariah Carey above . . . if Mariah Carey's mom huffed lead-based paint while she was pregnant) were arrested last night after making an illegal U-turn on Sunset Blvd. Wow, talk about a bunch of hard-ass cops. An illegal U-turn? It's because he's black, isn't he? Oh no wait, they had drugs on them too. From TMZ:
...cops pulled over T.I.'s ultra-expensive Maybach on Sunset Blvd around 10:18 PM for a traffic violation and then smelled marijuana. During a subsequent search of the vehicle, cops say they found a controlled substance -- we're told it was not cocaine. The class of the controlled substance that was found includes methamphetamines and ecstasy.

Both were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance. They were released on $10,000 bail.

....We're now told that the substance was allegedly ecstasy.  And, our law enforcement sources call it a "small amount."
Since T.I. is still on probation from his conviction and incarceration last year on federal weapons charges, there's a pretty good chance he'll be going back to jail for this. With his smooth complexion, muscular body, and tiny, female-like stature, I have a feeling the other prisoners who haven't been with a woman in years won't even know he's there.

*15 T.I. and Tameka Cottle pictures total in the gallery:


  • TI Wife Drug Arrest 1
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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits in Beverly Hills on Thursday

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were both arrested late Friday night in Las Vegas -- Cy on suspicion of DUI and Paris on felony cocaine possession. The poor little butterfly. I the mean police didn't scare her too badly. From :
Police Officer Marcus Martin  said the motorcycle officer pulled the Escalade over on Las Vegas Boulevard after noticing smoke that smelled like marijuana. Police later found a substance in Hilton's purse that tests showed to be cocaine, Martin said. He didn't say how much of the drug was found.

Both were booked into the Clark County jail, where Martin said Hilton was released without bail about 2:45 a.m. Saturday.
TMZ adds:
Sources who have spoken with Paris since her arrest on the Vegas strip late last night tell TMZ ... she insists the purse -- with what we're told contained a small amount of cocaine -- was not hers.

As we first reported, she's hired powerful Vegas lawyer David Chesnoff to handle the case ... and he already got her sprung without posting bail.
There's a lesson to be learned here for Paris: she needs a better support network. She needs friends who are less interested in partying and more interested in keeping her steered down the right path in life. And she needs these friends around her at all times. Because if she gets pulled over again with cocaine in her purse, she can just say it was theirs.

*15 Paris Hilton and Cy Waits photos total in the gallery:
 

  • Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest 1
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