Celebrity Arrests


Debby Ryan arrested for DUI

Disney star Debby Ryan is in deep shit today after she crashed her Audi into a Mercedes in L.A. last week. Well at least she wasn't drunk. Oh wait, she was drunk. Well at least she didn't kill anyone. Oh wait, her career. From TMZ:
The star of "Jessie" was driving in L.A. last week at around 11 PM when she made a left in her 2016 Audi and slammed into a Mercedes. Our law enforcement sources say the driver claimed injury. Cops came, gave the 22-year-old actress a field sobriety test and promptly arrested her for felony DUI. It's standard operating procedure for cops to arrest for a felony when there's injury.

Debby got a break ... authorities decided to bump it down to a misdemeanor because the injury was minor and she blew a .11 ... not that much over the .08 legal limit.  Debby -- who's out on $100k bail -- has been charged with 2 criminal offenses ... driving under the influence and driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher.
Did Debby lose her cell phone? Does she not own a cell phone? I can understand people her age (22) not knowing what a taxi is, but there's no excuse for not calling an Uber. Since it exploded in popularity a few years ago, Uber has been the penicillin to the celebrity DUI disease. Can you imagine if it was around when Lindsay Lohan was growing up in Hollywood? Let's just things would have turned out a lot different in her life. "Oscar Winner and Philanthropist Lindsay Lohan Announces Bid for Presidency."

*10 Debby Ryan pictures total in the gallery:

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Chumlee had 12 guns

More details are emerging about the arrest of Pawn Stars' star Chumlee last week after a search of his home in Las Vegas. Turns out he likes to dabble in a little meth and he's a connoisseur in the firearm arts. From USA Today:
During the course of the police search, according to the report, the cops found and seized marijuana, methamphetamine, drug pipes and other paraphernalia, lots of ammunition, and 12 guns, including handguns, revolvers, rifles and shotguns, some of them loaded.

Four of the guns were registered to Russell.

"It should also be noted that the amount of narcotics, narcotics paraphernalia and narcotics-related items found throughout the residence suggests (Russell) openly allows and participates in the unlawful use and possession of narcotics," the report said. "Many of these items are commonly found with persons who package and sell controlled substances, i.e., plastic baggies and digital scales."
The way I see it, opinion on Chumlee's arrest can be divided into two groups:

  1. People who think stockpiling 12 guns at your home in the Mojave Desert is perfectly acceptable
  2. People who haven't seen Tremors

Since Tremors is one of my favorite movies, you know what side I'm on. If I lived in the desert, I would have like 50 guns.

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*8 Chumlee pictures total in the gallery:

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Chumlee DJing at Ditch Friday at the Palms Pool & Dayclub in Las Vegas (7/10)

Pawn Stars' star Austin Lee Russell -- aka "Chumlee" -- was arrested Wednesday on felony weapon and drug charges. Las Vegas Police serving a warrant in a related sexual assault investigation found meth, weed, and a gun. Everybody wave goodbye. Bye, career! From the Las Vegas Sun:
Austin Lee Russell, 33, was booked into the Clark County Detention Center on Wednesday. His bail was set at $62,000. He is facing 19 drug possession charges and one count of possession of a gun by a prohibited person, jail logs show.

"Pawn Stars" co-star Rick Harrison said, "We don't have details yet but are here to help Chumlee however we can."
Rick added that the district attorney originally tried charging Chumlee with 32 counts, but he was able to bargain him down. "19 is my best offer . . . and I'll thrown in this set of four snow tires with rims."

*10 Chumlee pictures total in the gallery:

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Nick Carter performing with the Backstreet Boys in Spain in 2014

Nick Carter is under arrest. The former Backstreet Boy was just minding his own business at a bar in Key West when a big mean bouncer picked a fight with him. Errr, at least that's the story I'm sure he told his mother. From TMZ:
A wasted Nick Carter and his equally drunk friend got beat up by bar staff at a bar in Florida Wednesday night before getting arrested with Nick allegedly trying to choke a bouncer.

According to the police report, bar staff told cops Carter and his pal Michael Papayans were HAMMERED when they arrived to the bar before 7 PM.

Bar workers say they REFUSED to serve the guys -- and then kicked 'em out when they became angry with the bartenders. That's when things got violent.
This is a bunch of bullshit. This is why the job market is so damn tough right now. You go to drop off an application and you end up getting into a fight with the bouncer. It's not right.

His mug shot:

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*10 Nick Carter pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nick Carter Bouncer Fight 1
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Puck from Glee just got arrested for child porn

I know I said I was gonna post nothing but bikini pics until the end of the year, but god dammit, Mark Salling -- aka Puck from Glee -- just got arrested for child porn possession. His 2016 just got more complicated. From TMZ:
We're told the LAPD's Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force obtained a warrant and served it Tuesday morning, as first reported by the TV show "Crime Watch Daily."

Law enforcement sources now tell us they've already seen more than a thousand images of "child sexual exploitation" on Salling's computer. Cops also seized other electronic devices, including tablets and cellphones. We're also told he lives alone, which will make it hard to argue someone else put the images in the computer.

Our sources say when cops arrived to search the home, Salling was "shocked."

We're also told Salling has already lawyered up.
Yikes. This is not good for Mark's career. But on the bright side, that New Year's resolution he made about getting repeatedly raped in the asshole by a 6'7" Crip doing life for murder is looking more and more likely to come true. And we all know how hard it is to keep your New Year's resolutions. So that's kinda cool.


Shia LaBeouf  being arrested in Austin (10/9)

Shia LaBeouf was arrested in the most Shia LaBeouf way possible in Austin over the weekend: jaywalking. Hmmm, methinks there may be more to this story. Perhaps alcohol was involved? From the Austin Americab-Statesman:
The incident began around 7:30 p.m ... The officer approached  [LaBeouf] and could smell a strong odor of alcohol, and noticed that "LaBeouf's speech was slurred and thick-tongued and his eyes were glassy and dilated," the affidavit says.

According to the document, LaBeouf told the officer that he "typically walks away because police had killed a friend of his." But then he "became increasingly confrontational, aggravated, profane and verbally aggressive" with the officer during the encounter and called him a "silly man" three times, the affidavit says.

LaBeouf then began "puffing his chest and walking in an aggressive and threatening manner" at a man who was recording the encounter on video, the affidavit says, which prompted the officer to intervene. At that point, LaBeouf continued his tirade towards the officer and got within two feet of the officer's face, telling him to "do whatever the (expletive) you gotta do," the affidavit says.
Shia should consider himself lucky. If you're drunk enough to get arrested at 7:30pm on a Friday night, it's probably best that your night doesn't continue. Jesus, at least make it through Shark Tank.

*10 Shia LaBeouf pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shia LaBeouf Austin Arrest 1
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Kim Richards arrested for shoplifting

Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star -- and Paris Hilton's aunt -- Kim Richards heard there was a sale at Target on Sunday where you could fill up your cart and walk out of the store, but apparently that's not actually how sales work so she was arrested and thrown in jail. From Entertainment Tonight:
The citizen's arrest was made by a Target lost prevention officer at the retail store's Van Nuys location on Sepulveda Blvd when she was suspected of stealing shopping cart full toys and merchandise valued at $1,000. ET has learned that she had three carts full of items, but was only charged for a portion of what she loaded into her vehicle.

Richards was later booked at 7:29 p.m. PT on Sunday at the Valley Jail in Van Nuys, California, and was released Monday afternoon after posting $5,000 bail.
According to TMZ, Kim was homeless and living out of her car at the time of the arrest. To recap:

  • Former reality star (eek)
  • Living out of her car (ouch)
  • Arrested for shoplifting (ugh)
All three cringeworthy, yes, but still not the most embarrassing part of this story. The most embarrassing part of this story is that Kim is actually related to Paris Hilton by blood. Oh god that's terrible. And it's not like you can just choose not to be related anymore. Blood is forever. I would have shoplifted a gun and shot myself years ago if I had that kind of cloud hanging over me.

*5 Kim Richards pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Richards Shoplifting Arrest 1
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Diddy out and about in West Hollywood (5/28)

Diddy was arrested in L.A. yesterday after he used a kettlebell to attack Sal Alosi -- a strength and conditioning coach for the UCLA football team. The coach's transgression? He yelled at Diddy's son Justin Combs -- a cornerback on the team -- during a practice session. Yelled at him. Because it's college fucking football, not Pop Warner. Hear that whirling noise? That's the sound of helicopter parenting being taken to a new level.

Diddy's being charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of making terrorist threats, one count of battery, and one count of doing something crazy to get your name in the news because no one's talk about you in five years. After the arrest, UCLA head coach Jim Mora issued the following statement:
"I'm thankful that our staff showed the level of professionalism that they did in handling this situation. This is an unfortunate incident for all parties involved.  While UCPD continues to review this matter, we will let the legal process run its course and refrain from further comment at this time. Oh, and the closest Justin Combs will come to the field during the remainder of his career at UCLA is if he trips onto it."
Okay I may have added that last line. But it's not far from the truth. Deion Sanders' dad might be able to get away with this shit. Justin Combs is no Deion Sanders.

*10 Diddy pictures total in the gallery:

  • Diddy UCLA Assault 1
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John Stamos arrested for DUI

John Stamos was busted for DUI on Friday in Beverly Hills after police received "numerous" calls that an individual was driving erratically. He was pulled over shortly past 7:30pm, officially ending Uncle Jesse's 25-year reign as a role model. From People:
The police decided that Stamos needed medical attention due to a possible medical condition and he was taken to a local hospital. He was cited for driving under the influence and released to the care of the hospital.
The "possible medical condition" is that he's drinking enough to get DUIs before 8pm. Even Lindsay Lohan doesn't get started until around midnight, and she once beat Captain Morgan in a drinking contest. Captain John Morgan. Of the U.S. Navy. I didn't mean the cartoon drinking pirate. He's, um, not actually real.

*15 John Stamos pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Stamos DUI 1
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Vanilla Ice's mugshot

Vanilla Ice was arrested in Florida yesterday for basically looting an abandoned house. The burglary went down while Vanilla (Mr. Ice?) was filming his reality show The Vanilla Ice Project, so this definitely doesn't sound like a publicity stunt at all. From TMZ:
Ice was renovating a nearby home and allegedly thought it was a good idea to go to the abandoned place and take the items in question.  Apparently, even though the house was vacant, the rightful owner had a problem with someone jacking their belongings ... thus the burglary charge.

The cops got a search warrant and recovered some of the items.
"Vanilla Ice was arrested for burglary while filming his home renovation reality show in Florida." Could you imagine reading that sentence to someone in 1990? They'd think you were a god damn lunatic.