Cee Lo

Cee Lo outside Merah nightclub in London (2/26)

Sounds like Cee Lo is a quantity over quality type of guy. I'm sorry, but no thank you. One model a night is good enough for me. From Digital Spy:

Cee Lo Green has said that he sleeps with two or three women a night. The 'F**k You!' singer also said that his latest album, The Lady Killer, has garnered him a lot of attention from the opposite sex.

He told The Sun: "I'm definitely having more sex than the average man. Yes, two or three women a night, trust me. The other day I slept with two women - not at the same time - because I was at home and they missed me. But you know, these are my friends, we missed each other. So I just want to give joy and good tidings, that's what it's all about. The Lady Killer has got all the girls in a frenzy. Everybody wants to know what's up with the big man."

Any guy that has to brag about the number of chicks he's banging is almost always exaggerating. The reality is that Cee Lo's probably only sleeping with 1 or 2 gorgeous chicks a night. Of course, if Cee Lo thinks the release of The Lady Killer is what is getting him so much ass, he is sorely mistaken. It's not his singles that get him laid, it's his $100's.

*5 Cee Lo pictures total in the gallery:

Gwyneth Paltrow at a special screening of Country Strong at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences in Beverly Hills (12/14)

Gwyneth Paltrow is really running with this idea that she's a singer. Of course who could forget her performance at the CMA Awards in November -- I mean, besides everyone. She also guest-starred on Glee last year, sounding slightly above average singing Cee Lo's "Forgot You" -- but that was only because of Auto-Tune. And now she's working with Bruno Mars' producer to do a remix of that same song. Oh. Joy. From the New York Post:

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a New York studio doing a remix with Cee Lo Green of "Forget You," his song that she performed on "Glee." Sources said the pair are working with Bruno Mars' producer, Ari Levine. We're told they went back to work on the track "since everybody thought she rocked it on 'Glee.' "

Note to Gwyneth Paltrow: the sycophants you surround yourself with do not count as "everyone."

Green recently hinted that he and Paltrow would collaborate on something "extra-cool" in the future.

Sorry Gwyneth, just because you have a big mouth doesn't mean you should be a singer. It just means you should be in another profession: porn politics. If you're wondering why someone as self-absorbed as Gwyneth would want to become a recording artist, the answer is pretty simple: it's the one way she can constantly listen to the sound of her own voice.

*15 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery: