"Jennifer's been checking Casper's phone to see if he's cheating," a close pal tells In Touch.Oh boy, this is one of those things that makes my job hard to do. Men and women get so lovestruck that they can't see the forest for the trees (case in point Jennifer and Casper). Every once in a while, we at Celebslam have to turn on the bullshit filter that celebs need. Obviously Jennifer is totally into Casper -- she's clearly bankrolling his playa lifestyle. But she needs to understand that there isn't enough money or vacations or TV appearances in the world that will change the fact that Casper LOVES THE COCK. Look, we live in a day and age where you can see a man dressed as a clown get sexed to death by a horse painted as a zebra on your PC in the comfort of your home (email me if you want the link), but Casper is just soooo horny all the time that he'll risk exposure by going into a massage parlor? Come on, J.Lo, that's his way of saying he wants out of this relationship. How many clues does a girl need? Will moving in with Anderson Cooper be the straw that breaks the beard's back?
And according to the friend, after hearing about Casper's secret visit to an exotic massage parlor during their July stay in NYC (which Casper has vehemently denied) -- even stopping by the shady venue the day before her 43rd birthday -- Jennifer is finding it hard to trust her man.
"She hates that she's spying but she can't help it," the friend tells In Touch.
But, says the source, the self-proclaimed hopeless romantic is trying hard to move on, and she is planning a family vacation for after her tour.
"Jen has been telling, three or four kids. She knows that if she is going to be a biological mom again, it has to happen sooner rather than later. So she's decided to just let nature take its course. Jen would love nothing more than to become pregnant by Casper."Allow me to be the first to congratulate Casper Smart on graduating top of the class from K-Fed Manwhore University (KFMU). See, guys? Casper studied the master, and now he's the heir apparent to the J.Lo fortune. All he has to do is knock up an extremely rich Puerto Rican broad who's in the beginning stages of her midlife crisis -- this is called "finding the Holy Grail" in the manwhore community. Let this be a lesson to all the Porfirio Rubirosas in the making: There's nothing you can't accomplish with good looks, a horse cock, and a gullible senior citizen.
"Jennifer and Casper spend all their spare time together and he is crazy about the twins," says the source. "He's a great substitute dad, and the twins love to play with him. They're already like family." And although Casper said a few months ago that he wasn't ready for kids, "he's now had a change of heart after seeing what an amazing mom J.Lo is to the twins," says an insider. (Print Edition - 6/15)
According to police records, [Jennifer Lopez's new boyfriend Caper] Smart has been charged with speeding greater than 100 mph and illegal drag racing. He was also charged with driving without a valid license in 2004, 2006 and 2007, and evading electronic toll charges in 2005. To top it off, he's been busted for failure to display front and rear plates, and failure to register a vehicle. Smart has a January court date on charges that he recklessly drag-raced on a Los Angeles freeway last winter. If found guilty, he could be sentenced to 90 days in jail! (Print Edition - 12/12)Uh oh, it sounds like JLo's going after a bad boy now. This guy must be a straight up thug if he's been busted for not displaying the proper license plates and driving without a valid license. Everyone better be careful around this guy or he might fly off the handle and do something crazy like
"Yes, [Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart] are dating and having a good time," a source tells PEOPLE of the pair. "They've been getting more open with their flirting for weeks."Didn't JLo learn anything from Britney? Dating one of your dancers is worse for your professional career than changing your last name to Lohan. Hopefully JLo is a little smarter than Britney was and remembers the importance of wearing a condom. Because racist stereotypes have taught me that the only thing Latinas are better at than making a house clean is making a baby . . . and math. Wait, math? Aw god dammit, I'm confusing my racist stereotypes again.
Smart, who has appeared in Glee, Step Up 3D and How I Met Your Mother, reportedly also dances at Los Angeles-area nightclubs. Smart also reported that he and Lopez worked together on Friday night, posting on his Facebook page: "In Palo Alto Bout to do a show w/ Jennifer Lopez for some1s birthday."
Another source describes it as "a fun fling." Says the source: "It's not meant to turn into anything more."
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