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Casey Johnson - the madcap Band-Aid heiress whose father, Woody Johnson, owns the Jets - is said to be wearing her hair in a short, butch style following a vicious catfight with her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel. "Casey had a fight one night with her current girlfriend," heavily tattooed Lisa Marie Alvarez, a Los Angeles source, told Page Six. "Casey went to Courtenay's house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized." Casey's mother, Sale Johnson, reportedly flew to LA and consulted with lawyer Robert Shapiro. (Source)

I don't know who Casey Johnson is but she sounds a tad slow. Of all people to pick to be the godmother of her newly adopted Kazakhstani baby, she chooses Nicky Hilton. From the New York Post:

At Casey's recent baby shower at an L.A. restaurant, Paris' little sister was out on a balcony smoking a cigarette when the Johnson & Johnson heiress got up to give a speech. "Casey asked Nicky to come in, but Nicky couldn't be bothered," said a source. When Johnson said Nicky was "so kind, and smart, and wonderful," Hilton, who had popped her head in so she didn't have to extinguish her cigarette, "rolled her eyes and went back out on the balcony. It was nuts." (Source)

C'mon, Nicky Hilton?!? This kid would be better off on fire or in Kazakhstan where it could grow up to be the town's number four prostitute ... [cue Borat voice] Verrrry Niiiiice! If Hilton's past experience raising chihuahuas is any indication of this kid's future, look for the baby to be wandering the streets next week looking for food and a clean diaper.