Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in L.A. (2/10)

Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift are still fighting in that bitchy way that girls do, and avoided each other at Sunday's Grammys like Lindsay Lohan avoids employment. I know it's not exactly Biggie vs. Tupac, but I could easily see one of these chicks getting shot. From Us Weekly:

Taylor Swift never, ever wants to hang out with Carrie Underwood. A source tells Us Weekly that the country stars [avoided] each other at Sunday's 2013 Grammy Awards. According to the insider, Grammy execs were ordered to keep Swift, 23, and Underwood, 29, "from crossing paths" at the Feb. 10 show "since they hate each other!"

Says a Swift pal, "Taylor feels Carrie is always rude to her, so she steers clear of her."

Now we officially know that the empty suits at CBS are eunuchs. Seriously, if I was running the Grammys and I knew Taylor and Carrie hated each other this intensely, I'd cancel the awards part entirely and have those two fight in a kiddie pool full of hot oil, gummy bears, and sex toys on PPV. I don't know if it would break any buy rate records, but I'm sure there would be a hairy palms and blindness epidemic occurring in males, ages 12-80, and female college basketball coaches.

*22 Carrie Underwod pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, December 1 and Sunday, December 2

Carrie Underwood performing at the Prudential Center in Newark (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio leaving Caffe Luxxe in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Actress Sara Rue out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in New York (pics start here)

Amy Adams out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale on her way to a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Gwyneth Paltrow arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport (pics start here)

Taylor Swift arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Diane Kruger arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Maria Sharapova out and about in Milan, Italy (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

*100 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood at the 46th Annual CMA Awards at Bridgestone Arena In Nashville
Tennessee (11/1)

*25 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, October 5

Carrie Underwood arriving to her concert at Rogers Arena in Vancouver (pics start here)

Sarah Wayne Callies at the premiere of the 3rd season of The Walking Dead at Universal CityWalk in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth leaving a meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson leaving a friend's house in New York (pics start here)

Natalie Portman on the set of the Untitled Terrence Malick film in Austin (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving Salon Benjamin in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio shopping in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Avril Lavigne leaving Corinthia Hotel in London (pics start here)

Neve Campbell leaving the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood after seeing The Book of Mormon (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried shopping in Paris (pics start here)

Emma Stone visiting the Musee Rodin in Paris (pics start here)

Daisy Fuentes departing on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, June 11

Carrie Underwood at the 22nd Annual City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge at Greer Stadium in Nashville (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus visiting Liam Hemsworth on the set of Empire State in New Orleans (pics start here)

Neil Patrick Harris and Kelly Ripa outside Live! with Kelly studios in New York (pics start here)

Mischa Barton leaving the Cirque Du Soir club in West London (pics start here)

Rachael Leigh Cook at the 11th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lawrence leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio arriving at a party with her daughter Anja in L.A. (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Lucy Liu arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the 11th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Brentwood (pics start here)

Cheryl Cole leaving The Rose Club in London (pics start here)

Pierce Brosnan and Emma Thompson out and about in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Shakira arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Carrie Underwood at the CMA Music Festival in Nashville (6/8)

FUN FACT OF THE DAY: Carrie Underwood can crush a full can of beer between her thighs. Not empty. Full.

*10 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

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Carrie Underwood at the American Idol finale at Nokia Theatre in L.A. (5/23)

*17 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

Carrie Underwood arriving at LAX airport (5/2)

During her appearance on Oprah's Next Chapter last night, Carrie Underwood revealed that, despite being a millionaire many times over, she still prefers to do her own laundry. Oh my gosh, we have so much in common. We should definitely have sex:

"It makes tour life a little difficult because those are things that I really don't have time to do. So that's what I do on my days off. We go to the laundromat. I get my quarters, we go to the laundromat and go do our laundry. I just don't like other people doing my laundry. It freaks me out."

That's not really the reason Carrie Underwood does her own laundry, and AGAIN, I apologize. Look, it was just a misunderstanding (I could have sworn that Carrie looked right at me through my binoculars and told me I had permission to scale her security wall, shimmy down a lit chimney, rifle through her laundry hamper, and play scratch n' sniff with her panties). I did not, I repeat, DID NOT wear her panties or any of her undergarments. It was just good, clean, sweet smelling fun. Obviously the judge agreed with my version of events -- he made sure that I come off the sex offender list not a second later than 2033.

*15 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

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Carrie Underwood outside The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman (4/30)

*16 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, May 10

Carrie Underwood at the Predators vs. Canucks NHL playoff game at Bridgestone Arena in Nashville (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis filming a date scene for their new film Ted in Swampscott, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Chelsea Handler leaving Today studios in New York (pics start here)

Denise Richards leaving the Ivy At The Shore restaurant in Santa Monica after having lunch (pics start here)

Geri Halliwell arriving to the Sony Radio Academy Awards at Grosvenor House in London (pics start here)

Elizabeth Banks and her husband Max Handelman leaving the W Hotel after a meeting in Westwood (pics start here)

Jane Fonda arriving at Heathrow Airport from New York (pics start here)

Emily Deschanel promoting at The Paley Center for Media in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes out and about in London (pics start here)

Kristen Wiig outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before their appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

Mike Tyson at Washington Dulles airport (pics start here)

Shania Twain signing copies of her new book From This Moment On at the Indigo Manulife Centre in Toronto (pics start here)

Reality star Taylor Armstrong (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) leaving Obagi Skin Health Institute in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*184 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: