Carrie Underwood tells Hollywood to go fuck themselves
I think Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins might literally start crying after hearing what Carrie Underwood told this week's TV Guide:
"There is someone I do support [in the Presidential election], but I don’t support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate. It's saying that the American public isn't smart enough to make their own decisions. I would never want anybody to vote for anything or anybody just because I told them to. Music is where you go to get away from all the BS. Whether it’s from politics or just the world around you, music should be an escape." (Source)
Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
Source)Carrie most likely also wanted to say: "If you let celebrities influence who you vote for, you're a fucking idiot. If you turn to the pages of Us Weekly, OK!, and People for guidance on the upcoming election, your ballot should be shoved up your ass until you start crying."
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Carrie Underwood thinks Jessica Simpson is "top heavy"
Remember last month when Carrie Underwood allegedly called the "fatter-looking" Jessica Simpson "desperate" for attention? Well it turns Tony Romo's former and current girlfriends still hate each other. Though Carrie said she was "all for" Jessica's new country music career because it would bring more recognition to the genre, she's still talking shit about her in private. A friend of the former American Idol winner told Life & Style Weekly:
"Carrie agrees that Jess is attractive but says she wouldn't want to be as 'buxom and top-heavy.'" (Source)
Wait a minute, did Carrie Underwood just criticize Jessica Simpson for having big tits? You know what, I tolerate a lot of things on this site -- heightism, sexism, bigotry, racism, caste discrimination, ableism, homophobia, linguicism, nepotism, xenophobia, weightism, ageism, sexual harassment, biphobia, reverse discrimination, speciesism, heterophobia, and religious intolerance -- but criticizing big tits is something I simply will not stand for that. I bid you good day Carrie *storms out of room*
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Carrie Underwood calls Jessica Simpson fat
Carrie Underwood just elevated the recent tiff she's had with Jessica Simpson to a full-on catfight. Since Simpson started dating Underwood's ex Tony Romo, there's been tension between the two singers. It was rumored Underwood was still calling Romo on a regular basis, but Simpson dismissed those rumors in a "gushing" interview about her relationship with the Dallas Cowboys' quarterback featured in People last week. A friend of Underwood's told OK! magazine:
"[Carrie] finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter." (Source)
I've been wracking my brain all day trying to figure out a way these two can settle their differences like mature adults. I've even got a notepad and a calculator and everything. Here's what I have so far:
1. Pudding Wrestling
2. Non-Fat Pudding Wrestling
That second one's for Jessica.
Carrie Underwood bikini pics! (Miami - 7/9)
The guy that's acting like he's not staring at Carrie Underwood's tits through his mirrored sunglasses and I wish everyone a happy and safe weekend. See ya' on Monday.
American Idol winner Carrie Underwood and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo are dating. On Christmas Day, Underwood was seen hugging the Dallas QB before the start of the Cowboys-Eagles game. In an interview with a reporter for the Charleston, Il Times-Courier newspaper, Romo confirmed the rumors. Sports editor Brian Nielsen has the details:
"After I asked him all my usual football questions, I said, 'My wife really wants to know if the Jessica Simpson dating rumors are true.' He laughed and replied, 'No. Tell her I'm dating Carrie Underwood.'"
I knew Tony couldn't be dating Jessica Simpson. She's the type of girl who, once you're done having your fun with her, you drop off a few miles outside the city and hope she doesn't find her way back. On the other hand, Carrie Underwood is the type of woman you can take home to Mom--she's cute, has a great personality, and probably doesn't think Alex Trebek is the spawn of Satan. Some would call Carrie the perfect woman--of course I would disagree. That honor would go to the hollowed out watermelon I keep next to my bed. It doesn't talk back!
Carrie Underwood at the 2006 American Music Awards
