Carrie Prejean

Carrie Prejean is getting married

Next stop, divorce! Wait, Jesus still allows that, right? From E!:

Scandal-laden beauty queen Carrie Prejean has gotten engaged to NFL stud Kyle Boller, E! News has learned exclusively. A source says that the two decided to make their whirlwind romance official Saturday in Prejean's hometown of San Diego—where the Rams QB also has a house and spends time during the off-season.

The ex-Miss California, 22, began dating the 28-year-old U.C. Berkeley alum last July in the midst of her controversial rise to fame, which included anti-same-sex marriage lobbying, alleged sex tapes and a much-talked-about showdown with Larry King.

This is not going to end well for Kyle. Didn't he learn anything from Tony Romo about dating famous blonde airheads? Once you start getting serious with them, your team's chances of success and your own personal statistics get flushed down the toile -- oh wait. Apparently these two must have been dating for Kyle's entire professional career. My bad.

Carrie Prejean nip slip! (Maui - 1/13)

When you can't check your email tonight because the internets caught on fire, it's probably because of these pics. Can this bitch do anything right?

NOTE: To see the uncensored Carrie Prejean nip slip pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

The Carrie Prejean sex tape may be released

There's been a sexy new development in the Carrie Prejean sex tape drama. We may get to see it. *unbuttons pants in anticipation* From the New York Daily News:

Vivid Entertainment, a giant in the world of porn production, has received a copy of Prejean's solo sex tape and is eager to release it to the public. The company says it received the tape legally, but would prefer Prejean's go-ahead before distributing it.

It doesn't seem likely the former Miss California USA would approve such a venture, but with new reports claiming seven other sex tapes of Prejean have surfaced, the risk of a tape getting leaked has multiplied.

RadarOnline.com reported the discovery of the new tapes Friday, along with 30 more nude photos. The videos and images are said to all be solo performances like the first tape.

Since you just know she's heading there, I've got the perfect plot for Carrie's first porno. Picture this: Carrie is an outspoken minister that rails against the sins of gay marriage. When she finally realizes she can't convince gay men not to get married with her words, she's left with no other choice but to try and "convert" them with her body . . . four at a time. This movie would have everything: politics, scandal, and best of all -- a ménage à cinco. And as an added bonus, four dicks in her mouth seems like the perfect way to finally get Carrie to shut up.

Carrie Prejean admits she made a sex tape

In an interview with Fox News' Sean Hannity last night, Carrie Prejean acknowledged the existence of a rumored sex tape featuring her. Oh but she can explain. Of course she can. There's no actual non-Christian-like premarital sex in the video, just some hot masturbation action, which God thinks totally rocks. Transcript via PopEater:

"I was all by myself. I was sending my boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me."

*lights candle*

"I was a teenager . . ."

FYI: I am no longer wearing pants

"at the time and never did I ever think it would come out. When you're young, you think, This is the one," Prejean continued while trying to justify her reasoning at the time for making the video. "Never did I think it would come and just slap me right in the face."

The former Miss California USA chalks it up as "bad judgment. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this on national TV, if you can imagine."

You can check out a clip of the interview on PAGE 2. I'm also creating a sexier version of the interview where I replace Sean Hannity's voice with light music. I should be done in about an hour. Email me if you want a copy.

Carrie Prejean has a sex tape

It was learned today that disgraced former Miss California Carrie Prejean is a naughty naughty girl. Oh yeah baby, you are so naughty. From TMZ:

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

Liar whores. If someone actually did send them the tape, that thing would have been posted faster than it takes Rosie O'Donnell to empty out the mac and cheese tray at a Hometown Buffet.

We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

There's an important lesson to be learned here kids: when the clothes come off, the camera goes away. I know the idea of it seems fun and risque, but it can only lead to trouble down the road. When I was the talk of the runway circuit in Europe last summer, I was propositioned left and right by top models wanting to make a sex tape. Sorry baby, but this magic doesn't get put to film. You think I want one of those tapes leaking and suddenly I'm known as "just" the guy with the huge cock. No thank you.

Carrie Prejean at Opening Day at Del Mar Race Track (7/22)

Carrie Prejean. Just. Won't. Go. Away. Look, no matter how you feel about the issue of gay marriage (personally, I'm extremely pro-gay honeymoon . . . as long as it involves two hot chicks), I think we can all agree that beauty queens should not be at the center of important national debates. From Fox News:

Pop Tarts has learned that Prejean has been in talks with Trump over the past few weeks to star in the third installment of his hit NBC show "Celebrity Apprentice."

"Carrie really wants to do it," an insider told Tarts. "Trump keeps going back and forth over it, he doesn’t really care either way."

A rep for Trump said that the casting process is ongoing and nothing has been determined, while a rep for the 22-year-old former pageant princess told us that they were "unaware" of the negotiations taking place. Prejean did not return emails requesting comment.

Tarts also hears that this isn’t the only reality show Prejean has had discussions with recently. According to another insider, the folks from "Dancing With the Stars" really wanted the blonde beauty to salsa her way into the Monday and Tuesday night time slots, but in the end, an agreement couldn't be reached.

Of course Trump wants Carrie to be on his show. She's attractive, opinionated, and moronic -- so a lot like every episode of The Hills. If Trump really wants a contestant on his show that's sure to generate high ratings, he'll probably need someone with a little more intellectual credibility than a beauty queen has-been. My suggestion: a retarded circus clown.

Miss California got fired

Miss California Carrie Prejean was stripped of her title today -- not because of her "controversial" views on gay marriage, but because she wasn't living up to the terms of her contract. Just a month ago, she made headlines when Donald Trump let her keep her crown despite nude pictures of her leaking on the Internet. From FOXNews.com:

K2 Productions, the independent producers of the Miss California USA pageant, under license from Miss Universe, cited continued breach of contract issues as the reason for Prejean's firing. The decision was revealed in documents first obtained by FOXNews.com.

"This was a business decision, based solely on contract violations," Keith Lewis, executive director of K2 Productions, said in the documents. "After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together."

But it was Trump who gave the final OK to fire her, FOXNews.com has learned.

"I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so," Trump said in the same documents. "Unfortunately it just doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision."

Breach of contract? How hard is it exactly to be Miss California? You cut ribbons and ride in parades all day. A monkey could do that. Aside from the Maytag repairman -- who I've learned often times doesn't even leave his repair shop because of the build and quality of Maytag products -- it might literally be the easiest job in the world.

Kim Kardashian at JFK Airport in New York (4/21)

Kim Kardashian has officially weighed in on the Miss California gay marriage controversy (Google it if you haven't heard about it). God, finally. I've literally been on the edge of my seat the past few days wondering how Kim felt about this. She told People:

"I don't agree with her narrow mindedness and neither do a lot of people. I'm not so narrow-minded so I definitely think a lot broader. Everyone has the right to be happy and be treated equally and I think not allowing gay marriage just kind of puts us back."

"I'm not so narrow-minded" says the girl with the best-selling sex tape who Ray-J allegedly peed on. Yeah, no shit. Thanks for clearing that up Kim.