Pink performing at the O2 Arena in London (4/20)
In case you care, Pink announced recently that she and
her estranged-husband Carey Hart are getting back together. And by "getting back together" I mean they're gonna put their wedding rings back on, live in the same house, but bang other people. Sweet! From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Turns out all that hoopla about breakup of the marriage of rocker Pink
and her motorcross star hubby, Carey Hart, was a bit exaggerated.
Seems the couple never got around to filing for divorce.
Anyway, now they're back together, but have apparently worked out what
the couple is calling an "open marriage" deal. According to a member
of Pink's team, it's "kind of like the marriage that Dolly Parton has
with her husband ... and that's lasted for decades."
Why is it that "open marriages" are almost always between two ugly people? I mean seriously, if you don't find your significant other hot enough to bang, who else is? These two should just suck it up and do what the rest of society does when they're in a relationship that they don't like:
work it out get a divorce download tons of hot submissive Asian porn.
"Is that a penis?"
Pink and her husband Carey Hart are on the verge of divorce because, DEAR GOD, Pink wants to have a baby and Carey can't stop cheating. The New York Daily News says:
Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink's marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she's away on tour. But she's changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. "Divorce is just around the corner," says our mole. "Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!" (Source)
This story has to be bullshit . . . there's no way Pink is on tour! Am I supposed to believe that people would actually pay to see this bitch perform? I'd rather fight a grizzly bear with boxing gloves made of steak than hear Pink wail. The bottom line to this story is that open relationships never work . . . unless you're Paris Hilton and then being "open" seems to boost your career.
