Carey Hart is an asshole, possibly racist A few paparazzi were taking pictures of Pink and Carey Hart yesterday as they were leaving their house in Santa Monica [because that's what they do -- they take pictures of celebrities in public], and apparently the couple took offense [again, to having their picture taken in public] with Pink flipping them off and Carey getting into one of the guy's faces trying to provoke a fight [because he was taking pictures of him in public]. OK, tough guy. Let's see you try that shit with me. I'd pull your hair so fast you wouldn't know what hit you!
*18 Carey Hart pictures total in the gallery:
Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu (7/16)
Here's some pics of Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu on Sunday openly flouting Los Angeles County's ban on alcohol at the beach.
Section 17.12.320 of the Los Angeles County Municipal Code says:
Alcoholic beverages restricted.
A person shall not enter, be or remain on any beach while in possession of any can, bottle, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage which has been opened, or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed, or while consuming any alcoholic beverages except at a concession facility duly authorized by the board of supervisors or in connection with a special event duly authorized by the director of the department of beaches and harbors for which the sponsoring organization is properly licensed by the State Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control.
I don't know what's more shocking: Pink and Carey's behavior, or the fact that they're actually drinking good beer (
Chimay Blue). I always figured them as more of a Natural Light kind of couple. And by "Natural Light," I mean meth.
*16 Pink and Carey Hart pictures total in the gallery:
Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu When Pink and her husband Carey Hart
split up in 2008, he had sex with Jesse James' main ho,
Bombshell McGee. Quick, wash your penis! You too Carey Hart! McGee’s former husband Shane Modica told
Radar:
“I knew about her fling with Carey Hart, Michelle told me that she had slept with him. She flew out to Las Vegas to see him but she was upset that they never got to spend as much time together as she expected too."
A source close to Pink and Hart confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Hart and McGee met at the ASR convention in San Diego in September 2008, hooking up at a private house afterwards. Modica also alleged that Hart- who was estranged from wife Pink at the time- visited McGee's strip club in San Diego to watch her dance.
“One of her female friends was friendly with Carey also and Michelle got angry that things did not pan out as they expected," Modica added. “This was before her time with Jesse James. It is so typical of Michelle because she always goes for the guy who she thinks has the deepest pockets. It’s horrible because she sleeps with anybody who she believes can help her out."
Apparently guys covered in ink are more attracted to this Bombshell chick than Kirstie Alley is to The Cheesecake Factory . . . I mean
before Kirstie was banned for "the incident." The lesson to be learned from this story is this: If you're a guy who likes chicks with plastic chests and recently painted faces, don't date Bombshell -- download a Peter North video. Kids, ask your parents who that is.
Pink performing at the O2 Arena in London (4/20)
In case you care, Pink announced recently that she and
her estranged-husband Carey Hart are getting back together. And by "getting back together" I mean they're gonna put their wedding rings back on, live in the same house, but bang other people. Sweet! From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Turns out all that hoopla about breakup of the marriage of rocker Pink
and her motorcross star hubby, Carey Hart, was a bit exaggerated.
Seems the couple never got around to filing for divorce.
Anyway, now they're back together, but have apparently worked out what
the couple is calling an "open marriage" deal. According to a member
of Pink's team, it's "kind of like the marriage that Dolly Parton has
with her husband ... and that's lasted for decades."
Why is it that "open marriages" are almost always between two ugly people? I mean seriously, if you don't find your significant other hot enough to bang, who else is? These two should just suck it up and do what the rest of society does when they're in a relationship that they don't like:
work it out get a divorce download tons of hot submissive Asian porn.
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