Kanye West and Kim Kardashian leaving a yacht in Cannes (5/23)
MY CAPTION: "Wow, I can't believe my cock fit into that last night!"
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian leaving a yacht in Cannes (5/23)
MY CAPTION: "Wow, I can't believe my cock fit into that last night!"
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kevin Federline at a gas station in Calabasas (5/4)
MY CAPTION: "Thanks for letting me borrow that five bucks!"
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*17 Kevin Federline pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus leaving pilates class in West Hollywood (4/30)
MY CAPTION: "I have four different eating disorders!"
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*25 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton at the Jacked party at Mansion Miami (3/25)
MY CAPTION: Out of sheer instinct, Paris Hilton puts something long, white, and hard into her mouth.
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos on the set of Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (3/13)
MY CAPTION: It's only "one in the stink" Mario, not two.
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*20 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:
Charlize Theron arriving at a gym in West Hollywood (2/26)
MY CAPTION: High five if you love blowjobs!
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*18 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:
Salma Hayek at a press conference for her new film As Luck Would Have It at the 62nd Berlin International Film Festival (2/15)
MY CAPTION: "If you let me feel yours, I'll let you feel mine."
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .best caption gets two tickets to Van Halen's upcoming North American Tour. Click here for dates/locations. I'll email the winner next week.
*31 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:
Michael Cera out and about in Beverly Hills (2/2)
MY CAPTION: "Hey there little girl, you interested in some free candy? Just follow me to my van . . ."
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*5 Michael Cera pictures total in the gallery:
Katherine Heigl at the premiere of One for the Money in New York (1/24)
MY CAPTION: If I was Katherine Heigl's soul, I'd try to escape out of her body, too.
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*20 Katherine Heigl pictures total in the gallery:
David Hasselhoff filming Celebrity Apprentice Australia at Bondi Beach (1/16)
MY CAPTION: "This is how I carry four beers at once."
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
*15 David Hasselhoff pictures total in the gallery:
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