Capri Anderson

Capri Anderson being interviewed on Good Morning America

I mentioned earlier today that Charlie Sheen offered Capri Anderson $20k to keep her mouth shut about "the incident" in New York last month. I don't know how the hell they got these (yes I do: $$$$$$$$), but TMZ has the text messages the two were sending each other about the proposed payoff (Capri never actually received the money):
Capri Anderson: u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool - how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.

Charlie Sheen: All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything ... I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!

Charlie: Don't worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight.

Charlie: Just landed, perhaps we can speak tonite....?

Capri: Yes u can call me. I don't have a bank account believe it or not.

Charlie: Oh, well in that case, lemme put together a plan to get u square and flush.  Can u tok for a sec now sweetie?

Charlie: Good news!  My asst Rick is good friends with a cat named Mark (last name redacted) in NY, he will get the wire, cash that bitch, and deliver it to u where ever it's convenient ... I'll get the ball Rollin in am, and have data for u asap after that...☺

Capri: Can he leave it somewhere secure for me to pick up?  Like with a bank rep ... I'm rlly nervous about all this.

Charlie: Of course, whatever makes u feel better...

Charlie: Lemme start that ball Rollin and I'll get back to u with the details...
Wow, Charlie is quite the smooth negotiator. You can tell he's done this before. My negotiations with hookers usually end with me crying and pointing to the money on the nightstand. "Please give me another chance Lexxxie! I was just nervous!"

*6 Capri Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlie Sheen Text Messages 1
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I have that same jacket

I know you may not believe this, but Charlie Sheen actually wanted to avoid taking responsibility for his actions in a New York hotel room last month. In an interview with Good Morning America, Capri Anderson -- the hooker he terrorized -- said Sheen offered her $20,000 to keep quiet. I know, right? Are we sure we're talking about the right Charlie Sheen here? His heart always seemed so pure and innocent. From the L.A. Times
Anderson told ABC's "Good Morning America" that she would file a criminal complaint against Sheen, who she says threw things at her and tried to choke her. "I never expected the night would unfold the way it did," Anderson said, with probably more than a little understatement. "He seemed like a very egotistical person." She says she spurned a $20,000 offer to keep quiet.
Not content to let some no-good mouthy whore push him around, Charlie is firing back:
Charlie Sheen has just filed a lawsuit against Capri Anderson, aka, Christina Walsh, claiming she tried to extort him to the tune of $1 million.

According to the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, in the wake of The Plaza Hotel incident, Capri demanded "at least One Million Dollars" and if she didn't get the money she allegedly threatened to go to prosecutors in Aspen to get Charlie's probation violated.

The suit claims Capri also threatened "to embarrass him and attempt to damage his career by going to the media with her false tale."
Maybe this hooker/pornstar isn't as air-headed as she looked . . . in her coming of age drama Fill My Orifice. It takes some serious financial acumen to realize that $20k in hush money is nothing compared to the millions in extortion money she could make in the next few years. I mean, if she wanted to, she could really suck Charlie dry -- pun definitely intended. In all seriousness, if this Capri chick isn't too busy blowin' dudes on camera for money next spring, I just might see if she could do my taxes . . .

*5 Capri Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlie Sheen Hooker Payoff 1
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Capri Anderson

Ouch. This is not the way you want to reconnect with your daughter. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Very surprised about [porn star Capri] Anderson's involvement in the [Charlie] Sheen scandal was her father, Paul Walsh, a doorman at a posh Park Avenue apartment building. He told the New York Daily News he hadn't seen his daughter "in eons," was unaware of her adult film career and thought she was living in California.
If you've ever wondered how a chick could sink low enough to do porn, this story pretty much sums it up. Step 1: Lose contact with your family for "eons." Step 2: Make sure your father works as a doorman. Of course, some skanks end up making graphic porn even though their father actually pays the doorman's salary. See: Hilton, Paris. 

*20 Capri Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Capri Anderson Daddy Issues 1
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I have those same pants

So it turns out that porn star Charlie Sheen put the fear of God into Sunday night may actually have been a hooker after all. Notice how I didn't call her a "cheap hooker"? There's nothing cheap about this chick except her perfume. From Radar:
Charlie Sheen’s “date” with porn star Christina Walsh (aka Capri Anderson) came with a steep price tag -- $12,000!

“Charlie had never met Christina until that night. He ordered her from a ‘service,’” a source connected to the situation told “Christina was supposed to be paid $12,000. And by the time the crazy night was over, she never got paid because Charlie flipped out. She was furious and now she’s doing everything she can to make money off that night.”

“She told Charlie, ‘I’m not doing anything until I get my money first,’” the source said. “And then after they did more cocaine Charlie wanted to have sex and she demanded money. He couldn’t find his wallet and flipped out. He thought she stole it, but his assistant, who was down the hall had it. That’s when Charlie flipped out and Christina fled into the bathroom and locked the door. He was pounding on it and that led to the series of phone calls with the police showing up."
$12,000? Seriously? If I'm paying a hooker $12,000, she better give me the keys to a god damn Honda Civic before she leaves.

*11 Capri Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Capri Anderson Hooker 1
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Porn star Capri Anderson

Here's the "hooker" that police caught hiding in Charlie Sheen's hotel room on Sunday night. Actually, she wants us all to know that she's not a hooker -- she's 22-year-old porn star Capri Anderson. I guess being a porn star is more respected in her family than being a hooker. Oh, and Charlie was pissed because she allegedly stole his watch, not his wallet. She's a porn star so she must have a heart full of love and forgiveness, right? Wrong. She wants Charlie thrown in jail. From TMZ:
Capri Anderson, the woman who ended up locking herself in Charlie Sheen's hotel bathroom, will ask Colorado prosecutors to violate Charlie's probation ... on ground he allegedly held her against her will. We've also learned Anderson, aka Christina Walsh, has already lawyered up, hiring a high-profile Beverly Hills attorney.

Our sources say Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door.  She alleges she feared for her life.

We're told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie's probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case. As one person on her team told TMZ, beyond the Pitkin case, "We're weighing our legal options."
I managed to find the only ten pictures of Capri on the internet where she's not sticking something into herself, and those are in the gallery (half are still NSFW). Seriously, it took me like two hours to find -- this chick really loves sticking things inside herself. I'll give you one guess where she probably hid Charlie's watch.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Capri Anderson nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Capri Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Capri Anderson Charlie Sheen 1
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