As has become tradition, a whole lotta tits and ass ushered in the holiday season last night in New York. All the big models were there: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel. Adriana Lima, Kim Il Sung, Behati Prinsloo, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Pol Pot, Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk, and Martha Hunt. Selena Gomez performed, but we'll get to her later (hint: boobs). Justin Bieber wasn't there (Hah! Loser!) . . . because he was busy inside four chicks at the same time (aw god dammit). I don't even know how that's possible, but he's worked his way up to it. Catch this year's show December 8th on CBS, because this is 1972 and we still televise events on the home picture box a month after they've happened. Bro, do you even mobile?
*157 VIctoria's Secret Fashion Showpictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel's runway fall
Candice Swanepoel and her nipple had a little oopsy Friday night while walking the runway for Givenchy during Paris Fashion Week when she fell in front of hundreds of worried men and amused, catty bitches. No one could have seen this coming. Normally loose-fitting shoes with four-inch heels are about as stable as they come. I'm surprised they don't wear them in the NFL.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: I've always wanted to see Candice Swanepoel go down
*20 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel is extremely photogenic
Here's Candice Swanepoel butt ass naked for the new issue of My Town Magazine. I've never heard of it either. It may not be real. It's certainly not as real as my feelings for Candice. Candice, will you . . . will you go to prom with me? And if that's too forward, we'll start small. Let's meet for coffee and blowjobs.
*16 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel nude!
Here's Candice Swanepoel malfunctioning her bikini in the September issue of Lui. I can understand this kind of thing from an amateur, but as a professional bikini model, you'd think Candice would stop accidentally doing things like this . . . oh wait, I get it.
*14 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel in the March issue of Self
+ Anastasia Nova has a nice bikini body [The Superficial]
+ Tory Lane is nuts [WWTDD]
+ Omigolly Scout Willis is so edgy (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Emily Blunt can look hot sometimes [badSENTINEL]
+ Florence Walsh pokies (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kelly Brook's peek-a-boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Meet leggy Clippers' hostess Traci B. [Busted Coverage]
+ Emma Stone is boring [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jared Leto photobombs J.Lo [moejackson]
+ Alison Pill's accidental topless tweet (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Jared Leto is going full fatty [Socialite Life]
+ Jasmin Walia in a tight skirt [Linkiest]
+ Spider-Man returns [popbytes]
*10 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel's nip slip
Here's Candice Swanepoel exposing a nip too much on the set of a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in Puerto Rico earlier this week. Oopsy. That blurry thing way out in the water you thought was a dolphin, Candice? Nope. It was a paparazzo dressed as a dolphin. He killed one earlier and hollowed out its body so he'd look more realistic. You can never go too far for a good nip slip.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Candice Swanepoel pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*30 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
The Victoria's Secret Angels in bikinis
Here's Lily Aldridge, Behati Prinsloo, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel doing a bikini photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in Puerto Rico over the weekend. I approve. Make sure you check the site again later because I'll be posting a ton of pictures of them all kissing. No, really, just keep hitting reload. I wouldn't lie about something like that. Celebrity gossip blogs are highly regulated.
*35 Victoria Secret Angels pictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Earl's Court in London (12/2)
Because she didn't talk shit about Taylor Swift, here's Candice Swanepoel at last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I don't know about you, but winged lingerie just seems a little impractical. No way my wife could fit that in our dresser.
*25 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery: