Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! (St. Barts - 1/31)

South African model Candice Swanepoel spent the weekend doing a bikini photoshoot for Victoria's Secret (see here and here), and when they finally gave her a day off yesterday, she put on another bikini and went back to the beach. Because she's hot as hell -- why wouldn't she do that? I totally get it. Even on my days off, I still spend all my time breaking powerlifting records.

*10 Candice Swanepoel bikini pics total in the gallery:

Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)

Here's more from Candice Swanepoel's awesome photoshoot in St. Barts over the weekend. I heard that the photographer's erection was so big you could actually see it from space. True story.

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Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)

And I thought I had a good job because I get to sit around in my underwear all day, eat Funyuns, and make masturbation jokes. Not once have I rubbed Candice Swanepoel's ass with lotion. Not once.

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Candice Swanepoel at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Here's even more pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, this time of South African model Candice Swanepoel. Oh, so I guess she wasn't too busy to go out because she had "laundry to do" after all. Liar whore.

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Candice Swanepoel looks rather amazing in lingerie

Sure Selena Gomez may be a hot little piece of ass, but she is no Victoria's Secret Angel, and she is certainly no Candice Swanepoel. Your move, Justin Bieber. From Stylist:

While Victoria's Secret may be a place to make best friends forever, it is not necessarily a place to find a date. [Candice] Swanepoel says, "I think it's harder to date as an angel, when people meet you it's hard to look past our job, what we look like. They are always trying to impress you, you know, like 'come to my mansion blah blah blah.""

Not that she's on the market, Swanepoel has been with her boyfriend for the last six years, since she was only 17-years-old. Although she feels like she is "married already," that doesn't mean she doesn't have crushes: "I had a little Bieber fever but he got too old," she laughs over dinner.

Candice Swanpoel is one of the hottest women on the planet and she had a thing for Justin Bieber? This is starting to get ridiculous. Yes, I get it, famous dudes with money often attract good-looking women. But Candice Swanepoel is A-list material ass. She could have any man or blogger she wanted, why go after a boy? The only explanation that makes sense is that she's some sort of child predator -- which would only be appropriate of course if she were a high school teacher. Teach me Candice. Teach me about the ways of raw carnal passion. And math.

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Candice Swanepoel shooting the Victoria's Secret holiday catalog in Prague earlier this year

+ Geri Halliwell is still hot AND models lingerie? [BroBible]

+ Amanda Seyfried is Lindsay Lohan without the coke [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Scarlett Johansson busts out the cleavage for Vanity Fair [Popoholic]
+ Jessica Lowndes cameltoe (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Sexy Sarah Shahi should be more famous [Caught on Set]

+ Bruce Willis = Bad Ass [Cele|bitchy]
+ Megan Fox is doing Broadway [Evil Beet]
+ The most overpaid star in Hollywood is . . . [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Kate Walsh is fug as hell [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*15 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:

Candice Swanepoel

South African model Candice Swanepoel

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Candice Swanepoel

South African model Candice Swanepoel

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Candice Swanepoel is rather attractive

Shocking news out of Hollywood today where it's been revealed that a famous star wasn't entirely comfortable with her body when she was a teenager. More at 11. From Fox:

“Victoria’s Secret” supermodel Candace Swanepoel earns millions modeling for the lingerie giant, even earning a place on this year’s top ten Forbes list for the highest-paid supermodels.  But it wasn’t so long ago that the 22-year-old considered herself far too unattractive for a career in front of the lens.

“For a very long time I was really, really skinny - I was like that for most of my life,” Swanepoel told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column at the Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” launch in Los Angeles last week. “And it wasn’t until I was 17 that I started getting curves… I had braces, the whole lot. I was an ugly swan before.”

Wait, am I supposed to feel sorry for someone -- whose wealth and fame is based solely on their appearance -- because they didn't look as beautiful during their teenage years as they do now? Welcome to the world the rest of us live in Candice. Except, for the rest of us, it wasn't just high school where we had to suffer because of our looks -- it's our entire lives. Why just last week, my agent told me that I needed to tighten up my abs "just a bit" if I wanted to walk in the Cavalli menswear show next week in Milan. I'm so fat!

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, May 17

Victoria's Secret models Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima on the set of a photoshoot in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Moss filming a commercial in Croydon, England (pics start here)

Ashley Judd on the set of Missing at Fortress Revelin in Dubrovnik, Croatia (pics start here)

Hilary Duff at Bellacures in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Fan Bingbing leaving the Martinez Hotel during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Erin Heatherton leaving a photoshoot in L.A. (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Tree of Life at the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Padma Lakshmi leaving Gramercy Tavern in New York (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Alba, husband Cash Warren, and daughter Honor leaving Le Pain Quotidien in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth leaving Joan's on Third in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Giuliana Rancic arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

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