Candice Swanepoel on the set of a photoshoot in St. Barts last December
Is Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel Pregnant? Yes, yes she is. That would have been a ridiculous headline if she wasn't. She wrote on Instagram Sunday:
Agora e #barrigapositiva ! #babyangel (What happens now, large belly, baby angel.)
If you're wondering, the father is Candice's fiance, 30-year-old Brazilian model Hermann Nicoli. The two have been dating since they first met in Paris in 2006 when Candice was 17. Damn, landing Candice Swanepoel when she was just 17. That's like buying Microsoft stock in 1986. "I'm rich! . . . in pussy!"
The Victoria's Secret Angels are currently in St. Barts doing some sexy photoshoot so, if it's cool with you, I'm just gonna post pictures of them all day. First up is the South African Candice Swanepoel. She needs to hurry up and become a U.S. citizen so she can become the face of African American History Month. Way hotter than Martin Luther King, Jr. . .
*30 Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures total in the gallery:
As has become tradition, a whole lotta tits and ass ushered in the holiday season last night in New York. All the big models were there: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel. Adriana Lima, Kim Il Sung, Behati Prinsloo, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Pol Pot, Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk, and Martha Hunt. Selena Gomez performed, but we'll get to her later (hint: boobs). Justin Bieber wasn't there (Hah! Loser!) . . . because he was busy inside four chicks at the same time (aw god dammit). I don't even know how that's possible, but he's worked his way up to it. Catch this year's show December 8th on CBS, because this is 1972 and we still televise events on the home picture box a month after they've happened. Bro, do you even mobile?
*157 VIctoria's Secret Fashion Showpictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel and her nipple had a little oopsy Friday night while walking the runway for Givenchy during Paris Fashion Week when she fell in front of hundreds of worried men and amused, catty bitches. No one could have seen this coming. Normally loose-fitting shoes with four-inch heels are about as stable as they come. I'm surprised they don't wear them in the NFL.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: I've always wanted to see Candice Swanepoel go down
*20 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
Here's Candice Swanepoel butt ass naked for the new issue of My Town Magazine. I've never heard of it either. It may not be real. It's certainly not as real as my feelings for Candice. Candice, will you . . . will you go to prom with me? And if that's too forward, we'll start small. Let's meet for coffee and blowjobs.
*16 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery:
Here's Candice Swanepoel malfunctioning her bikini in the September issue of Lui. I can understand this kind of thing from an amateur, but as a professional bikini model, you'd think Candice would stop accidentally doing things like this . . . oh wait, I get it.
*14 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery: