South African model Candice Swanepoel
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Candice Swanepoel at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Earl's Court in London (12/2)
Because she didn't talk shit about Taylor Swift, here's Candice Swanepoel at last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I don't know about you, but winged lingerie just seems a little impractical. No way my wife could fit that in our dresser.
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Candice Swanepoel bikini pics!
Here's Candice Swanepoel doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in Malibu yesterday. I don't know what they're trying to pull off here, but Candice isn't a very convincing lifeguard -- she doesn't even have binoculars or one of those rescue buoys. This is absolutely ridiculous. I bet they get so many complaints.
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The body of a chick who eats anything she wants
Every supermodel has an "I can eat anything I want and still look amazing" story that makes every chick on earth want to fucking murder them. And Candice Swanepoel is no exception. She told OK! magazine:
"Food-wise, I'm very, very lucky that I can eat whatever I want. For me, I've always had a healthy lifestyle. If I eat something that's not fresh, I feel it immediately, so I crave good food. I crave meat. I grew up on a dairy and beef farm, so I crave that. I don't cut anything out, and I just work out more.Oh my gosh, yeah, gotta avoid that cardio for fear of burning calories too quickly. I was just telling that to the guy at Taco Bell who took my order the other day. "Give me a quesarito, a double decker taco, and a cheesy gordita crunch" I told him. "
"I don't do any cardio because I burn [calories] too quickly. I do a lot of resistance training, a lot of bum and legs, boxing."
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Candice Swanepoel on the set of a photoshoot in L.A. (8/8)
Sorry about the late start today. Literally just spent the last 15 hours flying halfway across the world to start my honeymoon. So what more romantic thing could I do than post some pictures of Candice Swanepoel in lingerie? In related news, it's not that easy for a woman to get an annulment, right?
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Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! (Miami - 3/1)
Candice Swanepoel was in Miami over the weekend, and wow. That's just not fair to the other women at the beach. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she got beat up. And it'd be completely justified -- no jury would convict. It's a nagging fear that unusually attractive people like Candice and I have to live with on a daily basis.
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A topless Candice Swanepoel in a mermaid costume headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pics of the week. Ladies, before you get any ideas, that costume really only works if you have a body as nice as Candice Swanepoel's. So, like, four. Four chicks could pull that off.
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Candice Swanepoel by Mario Testino
That's supermodel Candice Swanepoel topless in the March issue of Vogue Germany. Also appearing topless in the issue? Non-supermodel Miley Cyrus (pics here). Sucks for her. Reminds me of the time I was playing football at the park, and then Joe Montana showed up. "Move aside son, I'm a little bit better than you at this."
NOTE: To see the uncensored Candice Swanepoel Vogue Germany pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
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