Handlers for both Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz are going out of their way to make sure the two actresses don't run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday. Earlier this year at a Golden Globes afterparty Diaz "screamed" at Biel after she saw the actress flirting with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. A source told the New York Post that JT is making the situation harder since he won't reveal who he's walking down the red carpet with:
"It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."
The biggest stars are usually the last to walk the carpet - a position both glam gals are fighting to snag. Diaz, who is accustomed to being at the top of the A-list, wants to avoid the "humiliation" of having an earlier arrival time than Biel at the MTV event.
"Cam is used to being more high-profile than Jessica," said the source. "But now that Jessica's dating Justin, she has more leverage. Cameron's looking a little unstable lately." (Source)
How stupid is Cameron Diaz? Has she never seen a picture of Jessica Biel in a bikini? She's yoked. Buff. Ripped. However you want to put it. If she was a Playboy Playmate her likes would include flexing, protein powder, and outlifting you. In other words she would slaughter Cameron Diaz. It'd be worse than the time that team of Navy Seals took down the fort I built out of blankets and couch cushions.
If a tree falls in the woods, does it still make a sound? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Is it still considered a wardrobe malfunction if your body resembles that of a ten year old boy? These are the burning questions that have plagued man throughout history!
If Cameron Diaz looked a little tired during her Today show appearance yesterday (best quote: "...it's like high school and celebrities are the popular kids"), it's because she was. The actress was spotted at a New York Bar until 4 a.m. taking in a live sex show. A "spy" told Page Six:
The show was "two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated 'sex show' conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time." (Source)
Wow, Cameron hit that high school analogy right on the head. See I was one of the more "popular kids" at my school. And--like Cameron--live sex shows were sort of a hobby of mine. I mean, what else was I supposed to pick up living in a ninth-story loft with access to my dad's high-powered telescope? Astronomy? LOL, dork.
Check out Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz doing their best impression of Cheech and Chong last week in Hawaii. They're being so sneaky about it, too. Bikinis, a public park, I'm amazed someone was lucky enough to get photographs. Almost amazed that I was able to post a story about Cameron Diaz without mentioning her horrible complexion. Oops!
In Cameron Diaz's newest film, The Holiday, she plays an American woman who moves to England for the holidays to help deal with a bad break-up (I already checked, tickets aren't on sale yet). While in England promoting the film, Diaz became a little confused by the UK press and their funny phrases:
She explains, "It's a 'rom-com' as they call it in England. I don't know why they like to abbreviate, but they do. They say 'rom-com' and I'm like, 'What are you talking about?' What's a rom com?' The 'blonde' came out. It's like there was an attack: 'We're going to Rom Com four!' Once I got it clear I was able to sell the movie!"
Cameron, I know you're trying to be funny and all but leave the jokes to those of us that have a sense of humor. Anyways, shouldn't you be busy working on clearing up your complexion? Or helping save the rain forest or driving hybrid cars or whatever the hell you celebrities do when you get bored. What do I do when I get bored, you ask? That's what fire is for silly!
Splash News had some pictures up Friday of Cameron Diaz after her inspiring run in this year's Los Angeles Marathon. Which is confusing to me because the L.A. Marathon is in March. And her running shorts resemble jeans. But her armpits are about what you'd expect after someone just ran 26.2 miles.
horrible complexion
horrible complexion
horrible complexion
