Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz (and Alex Rodriguez) leaving a gym in Venice, CA (2/17)

That's Cameron Diaz leaving a gym in Venice yesterday, just days before she's set to fly off to South Africa and compete against Mariusz Pudzianowski in The World's Strongest Man Competition. She's a solid 2/1 favorite to win, but I have my reservations. The refrigerator carry always seems to give her trouble.

True story: Right before this picture was taken, Cameron threw a car at the paparazzi. Do not fuck with her.

*16 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

Alex Rodriguez (and Cameron Diaz) in Coral Gables, Florida (2/11)

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*10 A-Rod and Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz claims she bought weed from Snoop Dogg

Oh look, Cameron Diaz is being annoying again. This time, she lied to George Lopez and told him she bought weed from Snoop Dogg in high school. Oh yeah, I bet all the upper middle class white bitches were best friends with all the intimidating black guys. From the Daily Mail:

Appearing on Lopez Tonight yesterday, the actress claimed she bought marijuana in high school - from none other than Snoop Dogg.

Speaking about the 39-year-old rapper, whose fondness for the drug has been well documented over the years, Diaz said: "We went to high school together, he was a year older than me. He was very tall and skinny and wore lots of ponytails in his hair and I'm pretty sure I got weed from him. I had to have!"

Referring to an earlier conversation about her environmentally-friendly Prius, Diaz joked: "I was green even in high school!"

I suppose if you're going to lie about buying weed from someone, it might as well have been from Snoop Dogg. While she's at it, Cameron might as well say she took driving lessons from Dale Earnhardt and lost her virginity to John Holmes. Of course Snoop can't deny he sold any sticky to Cameron back then because she was probably exactly how she was in Knight and Day: forgettable.

*17 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz Pictures

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 21

Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Katarina Witt at the "Ein Herz für Kinder" gala in Berlin (pics start here)

Amanda Peet outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping at CVS in Burbank (pics start here)

Lady Gaga leaving her hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Rumer Willis leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Adriana Karembeu in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and their daughter Suri Cruise leaving their apartment in New York (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving Aero Theatre in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Model Laura Croft at Carrot Top's celebration of five years of performances at The Luxor in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman leaving Largo at the Coronet in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Heidi Klum and Seal shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz at the premiere of Knight and Day in Seville (6/16)

Can we please stop with the charade that Cameron Diaz is still desirable and attractive? Please? Cameron Diaz is desirable in the same way a bad case of gout is desirable. From the Chicago Sun Times:

SEEN ON THE SCENE: In town for the Yankees series with the Sox, Alex Rodriguez lunched with girlfriend Cameron Diaz  Saturday at Harry Caray's on Kinzie -- and the actress thrilled their server Michael with a peck on the cheek as they left. No doubt Michael won't be washing that cheek anytime soon!

This story's correct. Michael won't be washing his cheek -- he'll be sandblasting it. With so much makeup on her face, getting a kiss from Cameron Diaz is like getting kissed by a clown . . . except a clown has enough dignity to know when their show is over. Luckily for this server, he wasn't wearing a mirror over his face or he might have received another kiss -- from A-Rod.

*11 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

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Cameron Diaz moves in with A-Rod

The National Enquirer is claiming that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz are giving marriage a "trial run" and she just moved into his New York apartment. Jesus, if I woke up after a long night of drinking and that thing was sleeping next to me, I'd probably call the police. From the tabloid:

"[Alex] said things are going so well that they needed to take the next step in their relationship. With Cam, he feels he's found the best of both worlds - an independent career woman who's also drop-dead gorgeous."

Wait, what? Drop-dead gorgeous? Am I trapped in some kind of parallel universe where up is down and left is right?

"Alex loves that Cam doesn't feel a need to make a spectacle of their love affair," the source said. "By not pressuring him, Cameron won him over." During the July visit, Cameron began moving clothes and furniture from storage into A-Rod's Upper West Side condo, the source said. When he travels to Los Angeles, A-Rod reportedly stays at Cameron's newly purchased $10 million, six-bedroom mansion in Beverly Hills. "For now, Cam and Alex intend to be bi-coastal," said the source. "She's been telling friends as long as their new arrangement doesn't hit any bumps, they hope to be married this time next year."

What the hell is A-Rod doing? Regardless of what you think of the guy (that he's a steroid-using, egotistical, cheating scumbag), as a superstar athlete, he's in a position to bang as many hot groupies as he wants. So why settle for a 38-year-old washed-up actress who looks like she just stepped off the pages of a Stephen King novel? Either Cameron doesn't have a gag reflex or she does have the one thing A-Rod's looking for in a mate: testicles.

Cameron Diaz at the English premiere of Knight and Day at the Odeon Leicester Square in London (7/22)

I don't know why exactly you would do an online search for Cameron Diaz (you're her long-lost relative maybe?), but if you do, you're probably getting a virus. Serves you right. Freak. From the Associated Press:

If you're looking for Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts or Jessica Biel online, look out! The movie stars top the latest list of the most dangerous celebrities to search for online, according to new research by computer-security software maker McAfee Inc.

It's far from an Oscar, but landing atop McAfee's annual list carries a distinction all its own: It means that criminals believe those celebs are the perfect lures to sucker people into visiting malicious websites.

Clicking onto strange sites is sketchy to begin with. But many people do, and their computers get infected. Once a computer is infected, criminals can steal victims' online banking passwords, e-mail passwords, and do other kinds of nasty deeds.

McAfee performed its tests in July using the company's technology for identifying dangerous websites. The rankings measure the likelihood that someone looking for things such as photos and videos of those celebrities would land on a malicious site.

Strange, you'd think celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, and Snooki would be the ones most likely to give you an infection. This "news" is mildly interesting, but reads more like an ad for McAfee. Wait a minute, maybe this article is what convinced the execs at Intel to buy the software security company last week for $7.68 billion. What? You think this site is just about tits, ass, and drunk people? We're here to educate and culture you too . . . fine, here are some pics of tits and ass, you big baby.

*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz bikini pics! (San Ysidro Ranch, Santa Barbara - 8/15)

Cameron Diaz was in Santa Barbara over the weekend and, yeah, that's pretty much it. Sorry for the blurry pics. I promise the next time I post pictures of a real-life woman with actual breasts, they'll be clearer.

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, June 5 and Sunday, June 6

Cameron Diaz arriving to LAX airport (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian leaving a business meeting in L.A. (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hugh Jackman picking up his daughter from school in New York (pics start here)

Singer Pixie Lott out and about in Manchester, England (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver leaving a restaurant after lunch in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Wilmer Valderrama on the set of Larry Crowne in Pasadena (pics start here)

Brooklyn Decker at Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City (pics start here)

50 Cent leaving a studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Olivia Palermo (The City) at the VIP grand opening of the Thomas Sabo store at The Grand Canal Shoppes at The Venetian in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jason Priestley arriving to LAX airport (pics start here)

Shenae Grimes out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Singer Rick Astley leaving BBC studios in London (pics start here)

*136 pics total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz at the Shrek Forever After premiere at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City (5/16)

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*37 pics total in the gallery: