Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 11
Cameron Diaz leaving Gracias Madre in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Taylor Swift leaving her apartment (pics start here)
Diane Kruger filming her new movie Maryland in Col d'Eze, France (pics start here)
Padma Lakshmi leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)
Hilary Duff out and about in New York (pics start here)
Courteney Cox out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Blake Lively leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Curtis Stone and Lindsay Price leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)
Nikki Reed leaving her home in L.A. (pics start here)
Gwen Stefani leaving a acupuncture studio in L.A. (pics start here)
Tara Reid catching a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Eva Longoria arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz does not look like that
Here's Cameron Diaz in the November issue of Marie Claire. At least that's what Marie Claire wants you to believe. I know Cameron Diaz and that is not what Cameron Diaz looks like. They might as well have photoshopped her black.
*11 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz bikini pics! (Antibes, France - 7/25)
Here's Cameron Diaz still on vacation with Benji Madden in Antibes earlier this week. Sorry, Benji, you're about twenty years too late from being able to brag about this: "You're fucking the hot chick from The Mask? No way!" Now it's more: "You're fucking the chick from The Mask? Oh . . . so, um, I saw a bird yesterday. It was flying!"
*30 Cameron Diaz bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden in Sardinia, Italy (7/24)
Don't ask me why I'm posting 33 pictures of Cameron Diaz in a bikini in Sardinia yesterday. I just am. Sometimes I cut myself because the pain helps me forget. I think that may explain things.
*33 Cameron Diaz bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz in Miami (7/7)
Here's Cameron Diaz on vacation in Miami with her new boyfriend Benji Madden. Venturing out in direct sunlight just a few months into the relationship? Risky move on Cameron's part. This might be true love.
*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz in the August issue of Esquire
This is allegedly Cameron Diaz in the August issue of Esquire. Cameron. Diaz. LOL! It might be another chick named Cameron Diaz, but no way in hell that's the actress Cameron Diaz. They might as well add a horn to her in that picture. It'd be just as real.
*10 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz leaving a gym in West Hollywood (5/27)
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden have only been dating for a month or so, but Life & Style says they're already living together. Wow, so Cameron lets Benji see her in the morning? This must be true love. An insider told the mag:
"Usually when Benji's in NYC, he will stay at the Bowery Hotel. But since he's been with Cameron, he's been staying at her place! They're moving really fast!"First Paris Hilton, then Miley Cyrus, and now Cameron Diaz. It's like Benji complied a list of celebrities I wouldn't fuck with my worst enemy's penis and is dating them. If he starts hooking up with Steve Buscemi, this is officially gonna be freaky.
The actress and singer seem very comfortable with each other already, according to the insider, as if they've been together forever! "They seemed very relaxed and were walking around the neighborhood like it was their home ... just very low-key. He seems right at home with her."
*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz shopping at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (5/17)
Is Benji Madden doing Cameron Diaz? Sure, why not. From People:
"They've spent a lot of time at Cameron's house," says one source. "Cameron seems very happy with Benji. He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady."Hold on, hold on, taking notes . . . shouldn't . . . treat . . . women . . . like . . . whores
The duo worked out together at a Los Angeles Equinox on Friday after hitting the same book launch the night before.So we're good now? Is Cam's dicklist complete? It's fair to say that if you were a post 9/11 douchebag with an ounce of fame, at some time or another you've probably had a couple of fingers (and maybe a few other things) inside Cameron Diaz. With the exception of King Leonidas, her suitors are literally on the "oh, fuck that guy" list of 1999-20011. Benji, Puff Daddy, A-Rod, Timberlake -- I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find Osama Bin Laden's DNA evidence all Cameron's back, too. Maybe for an encore, I'll send Cameron my box of Jerry Springer's Too Hot for TV VHS tapes for her to roll around on.
"They seemed very friendly," adds another source of the gym outing. "And they looked like they were trying to avoid [being seen outside], but Cameron was super friendly with other people [at the gym]. She even taught a girl how to use one of the arm weight machines."
*30 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton on the set of The Other Woman last year in New York
Cameron Diaz tells the new issue of Hello! magazine that Kate Upton is more than just big ol' titties. Well yeah. She has a pretty nice ass, too. After giving her potion a stir in the cauldron, Cameron said:
"Kate is the greatest - and what's behind the boobs is unbelievable. It's incredible how smart she is and how wise she is and how she sees everything. She doesn't miss a thing. She calculates everything so fast. She's like a bullet, she just shoots it right back and you are like, 'God bless you, you are amazing'."Cameron is totally right. Kate Upton is more than just big tits -- she has a beautiful mind, too. In fact, the first word that springs to mind when I see Kate in a bikini is "brains." Just the other day, I told my friend that I wanted fuck her brains out. Yup, beautiful mind.
*33 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs
Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.
*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery: