Archive: Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz on the set of My Sister’s Keeper in L.A. (5/21)

No, Cameron didn’t suddenly lose her hair. The bald look is for her new romantic comedy My Sister’s Keeper in which she plays a neo-Nazi skinhead bent on overthrowing the government through any means necessary including preschool bombings and elderly rape. But will love sidetrack Cameron? Will the only chaos that occurs be in her heart? Critics are hailing My Sister’s Keeper as the best neo-Nazi romantic comedy of the decade. “A two hour rollercoaster of emotions . . . including bitter racism,” says Bill Maguire of the Chicago Sun Times. Nah I’m just kidding. Cameron plays a mom who shaves her head to show solidarity with her daughter who has leukemia. I like my movie idea better.

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Cameron and Emilio Diaz in L.A. (4/2001)

Cameron Diaz’s father Emilio died unexpectedly this morning from pneumonia. He was 58. TMZ says:

We’re told the 58-year-old Emilio Diaz, a popular resident of Seal Beach, Calif., recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. We hear his death was “shocking” as Emilio was in “terrific health.” Diaz is currently filming her upcoming flick “My Sister’s Keeper.” A source on the set tells us production on the film was shut down today. (Source)

Condolences to the Diaz family as well as congratulations to the folks over at TMZ. This is their first article in over four months without a stupid headline like “Diaz’s father to Grim Reaper: I wish I knew how to quit you!”

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John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are probably banging. The two were “super flirty” and “all over each other” at New York’s Bowery Hotel over the weekend. People magazine reports:

Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, “were laughing and talking a lot” as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says the source. Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. “It looked like a casual date,” said a source. “She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy.” Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells People, “Yes, it’s definitely true.” (Source)

Of course she was giggling and seemed happy. She’s Cameron f’ing Diaz. That’s how she always acts–from weddings and birthday parties, to war memorials and Holocaust museums. I could do an hour of standup only using semaphore flags and Cameron would laugh the entire time. The only way to shut her up is to put on a Dane Cook CD. C’mon people, his jokes blow. Two million MySpace friends don’t make you funny.

Cameron Diaz shopping in Los Angeles on Monday

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Here’s the second half of the Cameron Diaz in Malibu pics. Now 42% more extreme!

If I had any computer skills whatsoever I’d photoshop Cameron Diaz out of the above pic and replace her with something better like a grizzly bear or Andre the Giant–it would be the hottest thing I’ve ever posted on this site. But no, I had to drop out of technical school and open this site. But do me a favor and keep that quiet–especially around my parents. I told them I’m in gay porn to avoid the embarrassment of being labeled a “blogger”

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Cameron Diaz bikini pics

Hawaii, meet Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz, meet Hawaii. Uneasy feeling in my stomach, meet Cameron Diaz’s grossly muscular arms. Cameron Diaz’s grossly muscular …meh, you get the point. She scares my penis.

Handlers for both Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz are going out of their way to make sure the two actresses don’t run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday. Earlier this year at a Golden Globes afterparty Diaz “screamed” at Biel after she saw the actress flirting with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. A source told the New York Post that JT is making the situation harder since he won’t reveal who he’s walking down the red carpet with:

“It’s becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It’s a mess.”

The biggest stars are usually the last to walk the carpet - a position both glam gals are fighting to snag. Diaz, who is accustomed to being at the top of the A-list, wants to avoid the “humiliation” of having an earlier arrival time than Biel at the MTV event.

“Cam is used to being more high-profile than Jessica,” said the source. “But now that Jessica’s dating Justin, she has more leverage. Cameron’s looking a little unstable lately.” (Source)

How stupid is Cameron Diaz? Has she never seen a picture of Jessica Biel in a bikini? She’s yoked. Buff. Ripped. However you want to put it. If she was a Playboy Playmate her likes would include flexing, protein powder, and outlifting you. In other words she would slaughter Cameron Diaz. It’d be worse than the time that team of Navy Seals took down the fort I built out of blankets and couch cushions.

If a tree falls in the woods, does it still make a sound? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Is it still considered a wardrobe malfunction if your body resembles that of a ten year old boy? These are the burning questions that have plagued man throughout history!

If Cameron Diaz looked a little tired during her Today show appearance yesterday (best quote: “…it’s like high school and celebrities are the popular kids”), it’s because she was. The actress was spotted at a New York Bar until 4 a.m. taking in a live sex show. A “spy” told Page Six:

The show was “two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated ’sex show’ conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time.” (Source)

Wow, Cameron hit that high school analogy right on the head. See I was one of the more “popular kids” at my school. And–like Cameron–live sex shows were sort of a hobby of mine. I mean, what else was I supposed to pick up living in a ninth-story loft with access to my dad’s high-powered telescope? Astronomy? LOL, dork.