Cameron Diaz


Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden in Sardinia, Italy (7/24)

Don't ask me why I'm posting 33 pictures of Cameron Diaz in a bikini in Sardinia yesterday. I just am. Sometimes I cut myself because the pain helps me forget. I think that may explain things.

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  • Cameron Diaz Sardinia Bikini 1
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Cameron Diaz in Miami (7/7)

Here's Cameron Diaz on vacation in Miami with her new boyfriend Benji Madden. Venturing out in direct sunlight just a few months into the relationship? Risky move on Cameron's part. This might be true love.

*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

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Cameron Diaz in the August issue of Esquire

This is allegedly Cameron Diaz in the August issue of Esquire. Cameron. Diaz. LOL! It might be another chick named Cameron Diaz, but no way in hell that's the actress Cameron Diaz. They might as well add a horn to her in that picture. It'd be just as real.

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Cameron Diaz leaving a gym in West Hollywood (5/27)

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden have only been dating for a month or so, but Life & Style says they're already living together. Wow, so Cameron lets Benji see her in the morning? This must be true love. An insider told the mag:
"Usually when Benji's in NYC, he will stay at the Bowery Hotel. But since he's been with Cameron, he's been staying at her place! They're moving really fast!"

The actress and singer seem very comfortable with each other already, according to the insider, as if they've been together forever!  "They seemed very relaxed and were walking around the neighborhood like it was their home ... just very low-key. He seems right at home with her."
First Paris Hilton, then Miley Cyrus, and now Cameron Diaz. It's like Benji complied a list of celebrities I wouldn't fuck with my worst enemy's penis and is dating them. If he starts hooking up with Steve Buscemi, this is officially gonna be freaky.

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  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Living Together 1
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Cameron Diaz shopping at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (5/17)

Is Benji Madden doing Cameron Diaz? Sure, why not. From People:
"They've spent a lot of time at Cameron's house," says one source. "Cameron seems very happy with Benji. He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady."
Hold on, hold on, taking notes . . . shouldn't . . . treat . . . women . . . like . . . whores
The duo worked out together at a Los Angeles Equinox on Friday after hitting the same book launch the night before.

"They seemed very friendly," adds another source of the gym outing. "And they looked like they were trying to avoid [being seen outside], but Cameron was super friendly with other people [at the gym]. She even taught a girl how to use one of the arm weight machines."
So we're good now? Is Cam's dicklist complete? It's fair to say that if you were a post 9/11 douchebag with an ounce of fame, at some time or another you've probably had a couple of fingers (and maybe a few other things) inside Cameron Diaz. With the exception of King Leonidas, her suitors are literally on the "oh, fuck that guy" list of 1999-20011. Benji, Puff Daddy, A-Rod, Timberlake -- I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find Osama Bin Laden's DNA evidence all Cameron's back, too. Maybe for an encore, I'll send Cameron my box of Jerry Springer's Too Hot for TV VHS tapes for her to roll around on.

*30 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden 1
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Kate Upton on the set of The Other Woman last year in New York

Cameron Diaz tells the new issue of Hello! magazine that Kate Upton is more than just big ol' titties. Well yeah. She has a pretty nice ass, too. After giving her potion a stir in the cauldron, Cameron said:
"Kate is the greatest - and what's behind the boobs is unbelievable. It's incredible how smart she is and how wise she is and how she sees everything. She doesn't miss a thing. She calculates everything so fast. She's like a bullet, she just shoots it right back and you are like, 'God bless you, you are amazing'."
Cameron is totally right. Kate Upton is more than just big tits -- she has a beautiful mind, too. In fact, the first word that springs to mind when I see Kate in a bikini is "brains." Just the other day, I told my friend that I wanted fuck her brains out. Yup, beautiful mind.

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  • Kate Upton More Than Tits 1
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Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs

Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."
Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.

*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 1
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Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz at the UK premiere of The Other Woman at The Curzon Mayfair in London (4/2)

Wait a minute, what? Why is Kate Upton in the frumpy ankle-length dress and Cameron Diaz is in the sexy tight leather dress? April Fools' Day was Tuesday. My penis is so confused right now. I may not be able to jack off for tens of minutes.

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  • Cameron Kate Premiere 1
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Cameron Diaz in St. Barts, French West Indies (2/1)

That's Cameron Diaz doing a photoshoot for INsite Magazine on a yacht in St. Barts, just a light breeze away from a wardrobe malfunction. Wow, the INsite editors clearly have their finger on the pulse on what's hot in Hollywood in 2001. Why only pretend that Cameron's sexy and desirable? Why not also dress her up and pretend that she's a pirate? I'd buy the shit out of that issue.

*15 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cameron Diaz Vogue Swimsuit Shoot 1
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Cameron Diaz on Good Morning America in New York (1/6)

Cameron Diaz wants women to stop being judged on their looks . . . which didn't seem to be a problem when she still had them back when Clinton was President. She told the UK tabloid Daily Star:
"On the set of Annie, we have all these little super-sweet girls who are extras and they come up to me and say: 'Oh Cammie, you are so pretty, your hair is so pretty, your clothes are so pretty.' And that's sweet, but it worries me that girls are conditioned to value themselves and judge each other by the way they look. I try to let them know that being 'pretty' will not sustain them."

Cameron revealed she thinks twice before telling them how sweet they look and instead asks them how school is going.

"I resist that instinctive urge to say: 'Oh, you are so cute!' and instead ask: 'What grade are you in at school?' or: 'What is your favorite subject?' Because every time we address our daughters or our nieces by saying: 'You look lovely today,' we are reinforcing the idea that the most important thing for a woman is to look good."
For a lady who's been in this business for so long, Cameron should know by now when she's getting played. Now, I would have agreed with those pretty little liars' assessment of Cameron had they been on the set of There's Something About Mary -- especially because there's nothing as pretty as a woman with fresh jizz in her hair -- but it's not 1998 anymore. In the year of our Lord 2014, Cameron looks a lot closer to what J.R.R. Tolkien saw during a bad meth trip than what she looked like when she co-starred in The Mask. I guess this proves that no matter how old a woman gets, she can still get worked over by just a few compliments about her looks. Now, don't get scared when I post a bunch of stories complimenting Kirstie Alley, I've just always wanted to finger-blast her.

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