Cameron Diaz leaving Boujis nightclub in London (7/20)
According to
The Sun, Cameron Diaz is dating both Jude Law and Leo DiCaprio . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . .
LOL!!! A source told the tabloid:
"Leo is back on the pull after he split from his long term girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together.
"Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along."
From what I hear, Jude was pulling out the full charm offensive at Boujis specially for Cameron's benefit.
Clearly this story was written by Cameron's publicist. That picture of Cameron was taken early Monday morning. She looks like a cross between someone that would make a balloon animal for me at a circus and something I'd wake up in a cold sweat to. To put this into perspective, Jude is rumored to have banged Natalie Portman, Rachel Stevens, Jessica Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan in her prime. Leo dated two
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover models (Gisele and
Bar Refaeli). The only way those two dudes would ever bang Cameron Diaz is if they lost a bet.
Cameron Diaz bikini pics! (Hawaii - 5/26)
Vacations are supposed to be fun, right? Well someone needs to tell that to Cameron Diaz (in Hawaii yesterday). She looks like she's at the DMV or front row at a Dane Cook show. There isn't one picture she's smiling in. She needs to cheer up -- she has a lot to be happy for. For example, she still has her
career looks fame youthful vigor famous boyfriend . . . everything makes sense now.
Cameron Diaz bikini pics! Cameron Diaz in Oahu (March 2007)
Cameron Diaz at the Natural Resources Defense Council's (NRDC) 20th Anniversary Celebration at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in L.A. (4/25)
+ Wanna meet Lindsay Lohan? [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Probably Jessica Simpson's hottest pic ever [
College Humor]
+
Pics of Shauna Sand whoring it up at a club [Drunken Stepfather]+ PG PORN is always good for a laugh [
SPIKE]
+
Amber Heard Nude Video from The Informers [Egotastic!]
+
Tila Tequila did what? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Paris looks like she has a dick in her hand [
The Superficial]
+ A crime against class and elegance itself [
Dlisted]
+ Pam Anderson has hit rock bottom [
Bastardly]
+ WORST STORY EVER [
The Blemish]
+ Tamara Mellon is topless [
CityRag]
+ Wow, just wow (boobs) [
Double Viking]
+ The best movies of the year . . . so far [
Pajiba]
+ English skank Jodie Marsh [
Derek Hail]
Cameron Diaz bikini pics!Cameron Diaz in Oahu (Jan. 2007)
Cameron Diaz on the set of My Sister's Keeper in L.A. (5/21)
No, Cameron didn't suddenly lose her hair. The bald look is for her new romantic comedy My Sister's Keeper in which she plays a neo-Nazi skinhead bent on overthrowing the government through any means necessary including preschool bombings and elderly rape. But will love sidetrack Cameron? Will the only chaos that occurs be in her heart? Critics are hailing My Sister's Keeper as the best neo-Nazi romantic comedy of the decade. "A two hour rollercoaster of emotions . . . including bitter racism," says Bill Maguire of the Chicago Sun Times. Nah I'm just kidding. Cameron plays a mom who shaves her head to show solidarity with her daughter who has leukemia. I like my movie idea better.
John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are probably banging. The two were "super flirty" and "all over each other" at New York's Bowery Hotel over the weekend. People magazine reports:
Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, "were laughing and talking a lot" as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says the source. Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. "It looked like a casual date," said a source. "She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy." Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells People, "Yes, it's definitely true." (Source)
Of course she was giggling and seemed happy. She's Cameron f'ing Diaz. That's how she always acts--from weddings and birthday parties, to war memorials and Holocaust museums. I could do an hour of standup only using semaphore flags and Cameron would laugh the entire time. The only way to shut her up is to put on a Dane Cook CD. C'mon people, his jokes blow. Two million MySpace friends don't make you funny.
Cameron Diaz shopping in Los Angeles on Monday
More Cameron Diaz pics after the jump...
Here's the second half of the Cameron Diaz in Malibu pics. Now 42% more extreme!
Cameron Diaz bikini pics
Hawaii, meet Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz, meet Hawaii. Uneasy feeling in my stomach, meet Cameron Diaz's grossly muscular arms. Cameron Diaz's grossly muscular ...meh, you get the point. She scares my penis.
