Cameron Diaz


Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs

Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."
Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.

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Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz at the UK premiere of The Other Woman at The Curzon Mayfair in London (4/2)

Wait a minute, what? Why is Kate Upton in the frumpy ankle-length dress and Cameron Diaz is in the sexy tight leather dress? April Fools' Day was Tuesday. My penis is so confused right now. I may not be able to jack off for tens of minutes.

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Cameron Diaz in St. Barts, French West Indies (2/1)

That's Cameron Diaz doing a photoshoot for INsite Magazine on a yacht in St. Barts, just a light breeze away from a wardrobe malfunction. Wow, the INsite editors clearly have their finger on the pulse on what's hot in Hollywood in 2001. Why only pretend that Cameron's sexy and desirable? Why not also dress her up and pretend that she's a pirate? I'd buy the shit out of that issue.

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Cameron Diaz on Good Morning America in New York (1/6)

Cameron Diaz wants women to stop being judged on their looks . . . which didn't seem to be a problem when she still had them back when Clinton was President. She told the UK tabloid Daily Star:
"On the set of Annie, we have all these little super-sweet girls who are extras and they come up to me and say: 'Oh Cammie, you are so pretty, your hair is so pretty, your clothes are so pretty.' And that's sweet, but it worries me that girls are conditioned to value themselves and judge each other by the way they look. I try to let them know that being 'pretty' will not sustain them."

Cameron revealed she thinks twice before telling them how sweet they look and instead asks them how school is going.

"I resist that instinctive urge to say: 'Oh, you are so cute!' and instead ask: 'What grade are you in at school?' or: 'What is your favorite subject?' Because every time we address our daughters or our nieces by saying: 'You look lovely today,' we are reinforcing the idea that the most important thing for a woman is to look good."
For a lady who's been in this business for so long, Cameron should know by now when she's getting played. Now, I would have agreed with those pretty little liars' assessment of Cameron had they been on the set of There's Something About Mary -- especially because there's nothing as pretty as a woman with fresh jizz in her hair -- but it's not 1998 anymore. In the year of our Lord 2014, Cameron looks a lot closer to what J.R.R. Tolkien saw during a bad meth trip than what she looked like when she co-starred in The Mask. I guess this proves that no matter how old a woman gets, she can still get worked over by just a few compliments about her looks. Now, don't get scared when I post a bunch of stories complimenting Kirstie Alley, I've just always wanted to finger-blast her.

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Cameron Diaz on the set of Sex Tape in Medford/Somerville (9/30)

Is Benicio Del Toro banging Cameron Diaz? Sure, why not. From the Daily Mail:
They've both had their fair share of celebrity romances. So it was only a matter of time until Cameron Diaz and Benicio Del Toro went from friends to something more While the exact status of the pair's relationship is unknown, Cameron did her utmost to keep her head down as she and Benicio enjoyed an evening out together in New York.

The 41-year-old actress wore a sheer white shirt and skinny jeans with black heeled boots for the date night, which saw the pair attend the grand opening of TAO Downtown restaurant. Meanwhile, Benicio, 46, also attempted to go unnoticed as he strolled along slightly behind Cameron and her minder, keeping his head down in a bid to avoid photographers.
Is BDT banging Cameron Diaz? Of course he is, he's Benicio Del Toro, A-lister. Cameron Diaz is just an aging hippy who hasn't accepted her new position in shitty RomComs as the sassy best friend or the horny aunty. Now clearly Mr. Del Toro has nothing to gain by admitting that he injects acting talent into Cameron for shits and giggles, but we can all agree that it's great for Cameron's resume . . . especially after the [INSERT NAME OF EVERY GUY CAMERON HAS EVER DATED] disaster. If I represented Cameron, I'd forego the "leaked" press release confirming the relationship and go directly to printing t-shirts and a hefty Google Ads campaign announcing the dicking.

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Cameron Diaz leaving a gym in Boston (9/18)

Cameron Diaz was pissed the paparazzi were taking post-workout pictures of her yesterday while she looked all hideous and nasty, so she flipped them off. If her goal was to have the entire world know that she has ghoulish hands that look all hideous and nasty, checkmate, baby!

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Cameron Diaz in New York (8/7)

Jason Segel may be dating "blonde beauty" Cameron Diaz, according to Life & Style. Really? We're still pushing the lie that Cameron Diaz is pretty? I mean, there was a month back in 2002, but since then . . .
Life & Style can reveal that [Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel] were caught cozying up in East Hampton, N.Y., on Tuesday night.  "They were at [upscale eatery] Nick and Toni's and seemed to be on a date," one eyewitness tells the mag.

And that's not the only place the Hollywood hot shots were spotted -- they were also seen shopping at Citarella food market in the same area!  "They bought groceries and then drove off together," an eyewitness on Instagram revealed. The blond beauty, 40, and How I Met Your Mother star, 33, are spending quite a lot of time together. And that will continue as they're set to begin filming their next flick together, Sex Tape.
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel bought groceries and drove off together? Wow, talk about a match made in milk toast heaven. Jason is about as edgy as a can of creamed corn, but I guess I can't blame Cameron for laying down for him [to help promote their new movie]. The string of douchebags that Cameron's been with the last ten years are very . . . specific, so it's nice to see her in an ol' fashion straight relationship where her partner actually wants to be with her sexually and not as a beard to some --what, you didn't know? Come on, I can't even take a head-count of her exes because most of those lads are hiding in closets all over the world (the evidence is that they actually used to date Cameron Diaz, who looks like this). They're like an army of Anne Franks hiding from the Gestapo of truth . . . allegedly.

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Cameron Diaz filming The Other Woman in Nassau, Bahamas (7/21)

Cameron Diaz is just a few more lonely nights away from springing for the deluxe account on Match.com. From In Touch:
At a party in New York's Hamptons on July 27, Cameron was overheard complaining about not being able to find a good guy and asking happily married Kelly Ripa to play matchmaker.

"Cameron told Kelly she's desperate for a boyfriend," a witness reveals to In Touch. "She wants Kelly to line her up some dates. Cam told Kelly to set her up with hot, athletic guys. She told Kelly she misses being in a relationship and always ends up being attracted to guys who won't settle down."
Poor thing, that Cameron Diaz. She waited until after her "Use By" date expired, and now she has to beg her friends to hook her up with mercy dates. I blame Jennifer Aniston for raising the hopes of senior citizens everywhere, quite frankly. Jennifer has been telling women of the world that settling down after 40 is perfectly acceptable (she just "accidentally" forgot to throw in the part where you need to look like Jennifer Aniston to pull it off). Cam's home is empty so maybe she can fill it with cats . . . or better yet, turn it into a daycare center. She can watch children play while she laments the barren wasteland of a womb she needlessly hangs onto . . . wow, that was mean, even for me. Sorry Cameron, we'll hug it out later.

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Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann filming The Other Woman in New York (5/7)

Pacific Coast News says Cameron Diaz "nearly had a wardrobe malfunction" while filming a argument scene with Leslie Mann for The Other Woman in New York earlier this week . . . um . . . *yawn* . . . so . . . *birds chirping* . . . hey look, a tree! *runs after tree*

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Cameron Diaz out and about in Santa Monica (2/26)

Hey, remember that sunny June day back in 1997 when Cameron Diaz was actually considered cute? Because I don't. It was so long ago it's like trying to recall your fondest memories of dinosaurs roaming the earth.

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