Cameron Diaz on the set of My Sister's Keeper in L.A. (5/21)
No, Cameron didn't suddenly lose her hair. The bald look is for her new romantic comedy My Sister's Keeper in which she plays a neo-Nazi skinhead bent on overthrowing the government through any means necessary including preschool bombings and elderly rape. But will love sidetrack Cameron? Will the only chaos that occurs be in her heart? Critics are hailing My Sister's Keeper as the best neo-Nazi romantic comedy of the decade. "A two hour rollercoaster of emotions . . . including bitter racism," says Bill Maguire of the Chicago Sun Times. Nah I'm just kidding. Cameron plays a mom who shaves her head to show solidarity with her daughter who has leukemia. I like my movie idea better.
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John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are probably banging. The two were "super flirty" and "all over each other" at New York's Bowery Hotel over the weekend. People magazine reports:
Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, "were laughing and talking a lot" as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says the source. Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. "It looked like a casual date," said a source. "She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy." Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells People, "Yes, it's definitely true." (Source)
Of course she was giggling and seemed happy. She's Cameron f'ing Diaz. That's how she always acts--from weddings and birthday parties, to war memorials and Holocaust museums. I could do an hour of standup only using semaphore flags and Cameron would laugh the entire time. The only way to shut her up is to put on a Dane Cook CD. C'mon people, his jokes blow. Two million MySpace friends don't make you funny.
Here's the second half of the Cameron Diaz in Malibu pics. Now 42% more extreme!
Cameron Diaz bikini pics
Hawaii, meet Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz, meet Hawaii. Uneasy feeling in my stomach, meet Cameron Diaz's grossly muscular arms. Cameron Diaz's grossly muscular ...meh, you get the point. She scares my penis.
Handlers for both Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz are going out of their way to make sure the two actresses don't run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday. Earlier this year at a Golden Globes afterparty Diaz "screamed" at Biel after she saw the actress flirting with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. A source told the New York Post that JT is making the situation harder since he won't reveal who he's walking down the red carpet with:
"It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."The biggest stars are usually the last to walk the carpet - a position both glam gals are fighting to snag. Diaz, who is accustomed to being at the top of the A-list, wants to avoid the "humiliation" of having an earlier arrival time than Biel at the MTV event.
"Cam is used to being more high-profile than Jessica," said the source. "But now that Jessica's dating Justin, she has more leverage. Cameron's looking a little unstable lately." (Source)
How stupid is Cameron Diaz? Has she never seen a picture of Jessica Biel in a bikini? She's yoked. Buff. Ripped. However you want to put it. If she was a Playboy Playmate her likes would include flexing, protein powder, and outlifting you. In other words she would slaughter Cameron Diaz. It'd be worse than the time that team of Navy Seals took down the fort I built out of blankets and couch cushions.
