Monica Cruz and Patrick Nuo at the launch of the "He by Mango" fashion collection in Munich, Germany (10/18)
If I hear one complaint more than any it's that I don't write enough about Swiss singer Patrick Nuo. I must receive hundreds of emails a day by his crazed fans begging me to post pics. There's more to life than Patrick, I tell them, but still, with the emails, oy vey! Nah, I'm just kidding, I've never actually heard of the guy. I'm not even sure he has fans. But here he is last night staring at Monica Cruz's tits. Mirrored sunglasses Patrick. Mirrored sunglasses are your friend. I won't even go near a high school anymore unless I have at least a few pairs on me.
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Samantha Ronson really likes Lindsay Lohan's boobs
Samantha Ronson was caught scoping out Lindsay Lohan's boobs Saturday at her sister Charlotte's fashion show in New York. Don't tell her I said this but, dude, I think Samantha Ronson might be a lesbian.
Hayden Christensen at a gas station in L.A. (4/9)
He had to be whacking off in his car, right? There's no way you'd forgot to both zip up AND button your pants. That just doesn't happen. I mean, how do you even play that off? "Oops, forgot my zipper . . . and button . . . and belt . . . LOOK A BIRD!" *runs away*
[INFDaily.com]
