Brooklyn Decker

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Brooklyn Decker

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Brooklyn Decker at the 2011 ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in L.A. (7/13)

*46 Emmanuell Chriqui and Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

Brooklyn Decker in Maui last summer

My Google Alert for "Brooklyn Decker Boobies" went off this week so you better believe I'm writing about it. From Brooklyn Decker's interview with Self magazine:

"The most important thing is to have a suit that covers enough and supports your boobies! At the beach, you don’t want to be vulgar, you want to feel radiant."

If Brooklyn Decker wants women to follow her example, the best advice she can give for looking good in a bikini is "be skinny and have big tits." I mean seriously, is there anything more to her success? Besides, telling women that they should wear something that will support their boobs is a bit presumptuous. Newsflash Brooklyn: not every women out there is built like a brick shithouse like you . . . unfortunately.

*30 Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Brooklyn Decker and Vanessa Hudgens at the launch of Amazon's new website MYHABBIT.com in New York (5/18)

I'm just going to throw this out there: Vanessa Hudgens totally wants to fuck Brooklyn Decker. Like, without a doubt.

*35 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People

The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.

This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:

• Salma Hayek (pics start here)
• Eva Mendes (pics start here)
• Kristen Bell (pics start here)
• Beyonce (pics start here)
• Miranda Kerr (pics start here)
• Freida Pinto (pics start here)
• Lara Stone (pics start here)
• Jessica Alba (pics start here)
• Gisele Bundchen (pics start here)
• Liv Tyler (pics start here)
• Lea Michele (pics start here)
• Christina Hendricks (pics start here)
• Blake Lively (pics start here)
• Rihanna (pics start here)
• Dianna Agron (pics start here)
• Alicia Keys (pics start here)
  
• Emma Stone (pics start here)
• Claire Danes (pics start here)
• Christine Teigen (pics start here)
• Isla Fisher (pics start here)
• Lucy Liu (pics start here)
• Rashida Jones (pics start here)
• Leighton Meester (pics start here)
• Taylor Swift (pics start here)
• Jessica Szohr (pics start here)
• Zoe Saldana (pics start here)
• Rosario Dawson (pics start here)
• Kerry Washington (pics start here)
• Hayley Atwell (pics start here)
• Emma Roberts (pics start here)
• Ashley Greene (pics start here)
• Elizabeth Banks (pics start here)
• Diane Kruger (pics start here)
• Michelle Williams (pics start here)
• Julianne Hough (pics start here)
• Karolina Kurkova (pics start here)
• Rosie Huntington-Whitely (pics start here)
• Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
• Kate Hudson (pics start here)
• Kristen Stewart (pics start here)
• Brooklyn Decker (pics start here)
• Melania Trump (pics start here)
• Penelope Cruz (pics start here)
  

*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Brooklyn Decker topless

Some old pictures of a photoshoot Brooklyn Decker did with Mark Squires just hit the web. Note how she's not wearing a top. I hate to be a gloomy gus here, but she's gonna catch a nasty cold if she keeps up this kind of behavior. Bet you didn't think about that, Ms. Awesome Tits.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Brooklyn Decker topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*6 Brooklyn Decker topless pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 21

Brooklyn Decker at the German premiere of Just Go with It at the Potsdamer Platz in Berlin (pics start here)

Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Model Arianny Celeste in Miami (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth leaving a hotel in London (pics start here)

Amanda Bynes leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Isla Fisher at the German premiere of Rango in Berlin (pics start here)

Kate Moss leaving Harry's Bar in London (pics start here)

Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy leaving Harry's Bar in London (pics here)

Amanda Righetti (The Mentalist) at the "24 Hour Hollywood Rush" at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba, husband Cash Warren, and daughter Honor Marie leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson arriving to the 2011 Burberry Prorsum A/W fashion show at Kensington Gardens in London (pics start here)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the "24 Hour Hollywood Rush" at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre in L.A. (pics start here)

Chris Kattan out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Aniston arriving at SAT.1 TV Studios in Berlin (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Christine Teigen and Brooklyn Decker at the SI Swimsuit Launch Party at Pranna restaurant in New York (2/15)

CAPTION: Maaaaaaaaaake Outttttttttttttttttt

*10 Brooklyn Decker and Christina Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

This Brooklyn Decker chick ain't bad

According to the New York Post, "the claws are out" among supermodel Irina Shayk, Anne V, Julie Henderson, Christine Teigen, and Brooklyn Decker over getting the cover of the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Also, "my pants are off"...

"The girls can get catty over it because everybody wants it. The cover makes you a household name. Any model who wants to make herself a brand knows this is what you need to do," said one fashion insider.

S.I. keeps the cover under lock and key until Monday's announcement. But insiders said editors consider market research on which lady gets the best response from a sample of readers.

"Brooklyn [Decker] was perfect because she's all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman," said one source. "The magazine wants girls who are media-savvy and can speak well."

Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's "all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman"? No, Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's blonde with big tits. These "fashion insiders" are sadly mistaken if they think that most guys want to see a girl on the cover of SI who's media savvy and a great public speaker. If I actually wanted to beat off to sexy airheaded bimbos that talked, I'd watch Fox News.

*20 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

Brooklyn Decker at the premiere of Just Go With It at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York (2/8)

+ Disney has the market cornered on hot teens (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Yvonne Strahovski is one sexy belly dancer [Popoholic]
+ Isabel Lucas is looking fug [Just Jared]
+ Paulina Rubio upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Eva Longoria's relationship with Penelope Cruz's brother heating up [PopEater]

+ I bet Taylor Lautner taps that ass [Celebuzz]
+ Shahi! Belle! Hot faceoff 2010! [moejackson]
+ Christina Aguilera a drunken shell of her former self [Cele|bitchy]
+ Ziyi Zhang is simply gorgeous [CityRag]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 9 Most Attainable Women of 2011

*25 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

Brooklyn Decker speaks 

I love when hot pieces of ass have movies coming out and give interviews about the most random stuff. It gives me an excuse to post their pictures. From the New York Post:

Brooklyn Decker thanks her dad for her fantastic figure. She tells Self magazine's new issue, "I was always with other aspiring models. There were bingers and purgers, and everyone watched each other eat. It freaked me out. I did juice fasts and crazy diets and ended up gaining weight. My father did an intervention and got me to stop obsessing about everyone else and wrecking my body."

In the United States, the Presidential Medal of Freedom is regarded as the highest and most prestigious award a civilian can receive. With great pomp and circumstance, it's bestowed upon individuals who've made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors." After reading this article, myself and my raging erection both agree that Brooklyn's dad is way overdue for his.

*10 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery: